Deus ex lardum

Saving the world, one greasy strip at a time.This blog used to be primarily about bacon but it has devolved into memes over time. Still has bacon sometimes, though.

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N-n-n-n-Nineteen!!!!

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In New Zealand, there is a man legally known as ‘The Wizard’ who is an educator, comedian, magician and politician. Some of his political ideas include:

Abolishing old-fashioned gender roles

Travelling to find the “center of the universe”

Replacing God and the Church with Wizardry and the World Wide Web

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“Wizard, The”

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This is The Wizard, reblog in 35 seconds to reveal the secrets of the center of the universe and abolish old fashioned gender roles.

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The Wizard of New Zealand is not just legally named “The Wizard” so he can appear on his driver’s licence that way.  He is actually, literally, officially, the Wizard of New Zealand and was appointed to that role by Prime Minister Mike Moore in 1990.  

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As a french person, this is SINFUL!

PLEASE.

S T O P  M E !

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Oh Georgie

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mamma mia!

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They can’t prove you wrong if you block them

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TACTICAL BUTTCHEEKS.

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spread this…like wildfire

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Paul Blart American President

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Why does Jordan B Peterson sound like Kermit the Frog?!

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Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it

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All cops are BEAMTE Wenn ich bitten darf.

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