IM IN SV2 NOW

BUY MY SV2 VB IT IS PEAK 【 UNAFFILIATED | PARODY/SATIRE 】 any prns (chara), he/him (admins)

[hatsunemiku-official]

ABOUT ME-KU

(+ FAQ / VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST)

hi! im miku and welcome to Internet! you can do lots of fun things here. like look at my blog! ok im gonna hand the mic over to the omnipotent being that watches my every move

thanks miku. here are some things to remember before you send an ask:

- I am not associated with crypton, sega, or the official miku twitter! im just a guy making funny post

- miku lives in a computer. i probably won’t answer anything referring to her doing things in the real world, since saying “I am in a computer what are you talking about” is only funny the first five times

- I use my ask box as a jumping off point for jokes! if I don’t answer your ask it’s not because I didn’t like it, I just probably couldn’t think of anything funny to respond with

- there are some things you should speak to a mental health professional about ( ie “i just can’t go on” “my life is terrible” ect) and you should not send these things to hatsune miku. i understand and empathize with you but I cannot help you and it’s very upsetting to receive things like this !

- anything written in parentheses for the most part is an ooc comment from the person running this blog (that’s me!). I don’t like doing this very often though, so if you have a question that can only really be answered ooc then please ask it off anon so I can respond privately!

- no TERFS allowed

FAQ

Q: can I make a vocaloid-official blog too???

A: yes!!!! anybody can!! please let me know if you do so I can add you to the masterpost and interact with you! I would check the masterpost first though to make sure there hasn’t already been a blog made for that character :]

Q: do you also run [insert other vocaloid-official blog]?

A: no! I can barely think of funny things to say here do you really think I could manage being funny on two blogs at once. I am friends with the people who run the teto and luka blogs so if our posts seem coordinated it’s because I asked them really nicely

Q: who runs this account?

A: secret

Q: miku what’s your opinion on [insert queer identity]

A: I don’t like answering these because I don’t want to open myself up to shitty comments and I can’t think of anything funny to say that wouldn’t just sound like “ally twitch streamer smiling at the camera and saying trans rights”. this blog is run by a queer person and miku is whatever you want her to be, if that helps.

Q: i made a vocaloid-official blog! how do I get added to the masterpost?

A: make yourself known to me so I know you want to be added to the post! I won’t add any vocaloid-official blogs I find in the wild to the masterpost just in case someone doesn’t want to be on it for whatever reason. my notifications tend to get really flooded though so feel free to poke me in my ask box if you think I’ve missed you! unfortunately I can only add blogs that follow the [vocal synth]-official format just so this masterpost doesn’t get too out of hand.

OFFICIAL VOCALOID-OFFICIAL MASTERPOST

these are my Official Friends! go say hi to them!!

please let me know if you make a vocaloid-official blog so I can add you to the list!

🥖 @kasaneteto-official

🐟 @megurineluka-official

🍷 @hanakomeiko-official

💛 @neruakita-official

🍌 @kagaminelen-official

🍊 @kagaminerin-official

🍦@kaitoshinon-offical

🐢 @ryuto-official (RESURRECTED)

💜 @vflower-official

🥕 @gumi-official

🖤 @zatsunemiku-official

🍡 @tohokuzunko-official

🩹 @fukase-official

🔌 @utatanepiko-official

🐰 @yukari-official

🩵 @ringsuzune-official

⚓️ @oliverv3-official

🌷 @nekomurairoha-official

🥢 @vocaloidcul-official

☕️ @rukoyokune-official

🥂 @meiko-offical

👑 @galaco-official

🐱 @seeu-official

🌸 @meikahime-official

🪻 @meikamikoto-official

🍆 @gakupo-official

🎀 @utanekoe-official

🌹 @sakinemeiko-official

🔪 @mayuofficial

🛰️ @moonbase-alpha-tts-official

🪞 @revilo-official

🍺 @yowane-haku-official

🪐 @ia-official

🎣 @unaotomachi-official

🎹 @namineritsu-official

☁️ @tone-rion-official

🎤 @maika-official

🌈 @kawaiine-official

🍏 @macnenana-official

🌻 @dex-official

💗 @garnetvocaloid-official

💿 @yohioloid-official

🌺 @zhizidongfang-official

🤍 @kokone-official

🐸 @rana-official

🌟 @xingchen-official

🍎 @yuki-official

[sfa2miki-official]

ALL ABOUT MIKI !

hello! im SF-A2 codename miki, or just miki (or SF-A2, but no one rlly calls me that?? lol) (๑>◡<๑) the admin will now proceed to add onto the above post w/ some information!! ^_^

Alrighty, here’s some info about what I (the “lovely” admin) do here:

This is a parody/satire blog. In no way is this account affiliated with HEARTFAST, AH-Software Co. Ltd., or YAMAHA (even if AH-Software does follow me on Twitter).

Most posts will be in English, but I may also speak in Japanese. (Please excuse any and all imperfections, as I am self-taught and mainly use a translator for grammar checking.)

This is as close to “meta” as I will get here. Otherwise, I’ll put OOC comments in the tags!

My ask box is always open! However, I will not answer any hate messages or those relating to mental health (for the latter, please contact a professional!). Please specify if you want me to answer OOC.

I don’t allow TERFs, racists, homophobes, etc. here! If you fit my DNI criteria, I will simply block you.

Humour is subjective, and mine may not be for you.

Since 09/09/2023, I’ve made it public information that my main blog is @doll-days! My pronouns are he/him (though I’m okay with almost anything), and I’m a minor. I am also a system host & run this account with one of my alters, who is also a minor & uses he/him pronouns.

As for Miki, you can interpret her however you please! But please, do not spread problematic identities.

This is a side-blog. As such, I cannot follow you back here.

However, if I think you’re funny enough, I’ll follow you on my main blog. ^w^

(I will update this post if and when necessary!)

[sfa2miki-official]

acc owner bought una sv instead of me im so fucking pissed

[sfa2miki-official]

update he bought moca sv a while back and is now considering buying iroha sv2 this fucking sucks !!!

[sfa2miki-official]

Hi Miki!!! ✨💕💖💫

How are you today?

im fsh

[sfa2miki-official]

acc owner bought una sv instead of me im so fucking pissed

[ghost-format]

Voice Synth Ask Blogs List

Miku and Mikuo list

Kaito list

Rin list

Fukase list

Len

@detectivelen

@askkagaminesiblings

@len-kagamine-official

Oliver:

@ask-thestarcatcher

@oliyuki

@askcandyoliver

@oliver-vocaloid-offical

Akita Neru

@akita-nero

@neru-akita-official

Yuki

@kaai-yuki-official

@oliyuki

Ritsu

@ask-ri-73

@ask-ritsu-namine

Defoko

@transfem-defoko

@enby-defoko

Teto

@totally-kasane-teto

@official-kasane-teto

Other

@askgrumpyarsloid

@askdexdaina

@ask-dress-up-galaco

@askrana

@yuuma-number-one

@anomalousandroid

@askrevilovocal0id

@ask-yohio-loid

@ask0401

@ask-lenka

@ask-teiru

@ask-sukonetei

@real-momo-momone

@iroha-nekomura-official

@otone-peke-official

@gumi-loves-carrots

@kafuofficial

@zereal-vflower

@v--flower

@askmikuandteto

@yi-xi-offical

@yukone-ruko

@sfa2-miki-official

@sukone-tei-official

@utatane-piko-official

@transmasc-eleanor-forte

@00-adachi-rei

@sukone-tei-utau

Other other

@askafoolishprogrammer

@vocablogevents

@fake-crypton-future-media

@askvy2s (<- no longer an ask blog (but actually is sometimes) but still active)

Please share more blogs for me to add! ^_^

[sfa2miki-official]

MIKI JUMPSCARE

[sfa2miki-official]

Hi, OOC post from 💕 admin. Most people probably won’t see this, but whateverrr

Anyways, I have been thinking about closing this blog. Not only has the trend of “Vocaloid official” Tumblr accs died down, but 🎧 admin (my headmate) hasn’t co-fronted in a long time… Or maybe he has. I’m not sure; everything is too blurry these days!

But yeah. That’s all I got to say. Live with love <3

[sfa2miki-official]

damdys woldrd…………………….

[sfa2miki-official]

Chrismus

[sfa2miki-official]

Bold of you to assume I am gone im still here waiting. Lurking/silly

-the zatsune blog mod

ZATSUNE???

[sfa2miki-official]

All the vocoloids left to become Pokémon trainers 😞

not me tho, stay safe 💖

[sfa2miki-official]

*KNOCKS ON DOOR*

HELLOOO??? IS ANYONE STILL ACTIVE

[negiwave2000-deactivated2026041]

[static-lullabiess]

@sfa2miki-official look it's u!!

[sfa2miki-official]

IT IS!

[sukone-tei-official]

Happy birthday @meikamikoto-official and @meikahime-official

[meikahime-official]

yayyyyy thanks tei!!!!!!!!! we’re 5 years old now!!!!! i wonder if that means im old enough to Drive and Own A Car and Vote and Plant in Trees now!!!!!!

[sukone-tei-official]

Hmmm well I think so

[sfa2miki-official]

yas hime go commit crimes i support u

[sukone-tei-official]

@kojonemiku-official

@kazehikii-loid-official

@kagaminelen-official

@zatsunemiku-official

@mayuofficial

I have gifts for you all

Kojone Miku gets Bolts and wires

Kazehikii gets a new book

Zatsune Miku you get a pretty black rock

And mayu you get a knife

[sukone-tei-official]

I'm glad you guys like your gifts and I have more

@hatsunemiku-official I have leeks for you (I promise it's not going to corrupt your code)

@kagaminerin-official I have oranges

@otonepeke-official I may not have a voice you you (sorry : ( maybe mayu can help my find one)

@utanekoe-official You get a flower PNG

@utatane-piko-official you get blankets

@sfa2miki-official you get to be recognized

@namineritsu-official you get to go to North Korea 🇰🇵

[sfa2miki-official]

THANK YOU, TEI!

sry i dont have a gift 4 u bbg 💔

[sfa2miki-official]

what is UP chat!!!

[ryuto-official]

 the top of the computer screen!

[sfa2miki-official]

no 1 else answer this is the best response

[sfa2miki-official]

what is UP chat!!!

[achivement-unlocked]

https://www.tumblr.com/achivement-unlocked/743086027324932096/kosa

Not the anon, but Kosa is a bill that's soon going to pass where minors on the internet get their parents to see what they search up and restrict things that are deemed "inappropriate." When in reality it prevents kids who are trying to learn about the lbgtq community and kids trying to identify abuse. The bill will change the internet forever and NOT in a good way.

Im pretty sure the anon is trying to ask you to spread awareness about this.

Some links to prevent this are:

https://www.badinternetbills.com/

https://www.stopkosa.com/

https://www.change.org/p/save-our-free-and-open-internet-stop-the-kids-online-safety-act

https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/censorship-wont-make-kids-safe?nowrapper=true#:~:text=Privacy%2C%20free%20expression%2C%20and%20LGBTQ%2B,tell%20them%20to%20reject%20KOSA

Breaking the gimmick for this one, here’s some resources for yall <33

[achivement-unlocked]

STOP THE KOSA

Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

Recently got word of a petition to stop this, here!!