// DOES ANYONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT SG TFA
((I know this is a liiiiittle old but Iâm always up for that))
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@sgsari
// DOES ANYONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT SG TFA
((I know this is a liiiiittle old but Iâm always up for that))
Hey SG sari if u found me but at an inch would you 1. Help me. 2. Keep me as a pet. Or 3. Just plain step on or eat me?
What?
What
So things havenât really improved
Iâm officially in trouble. Iâve tried opening commissions and Iâve done a few but  I havenât gotten enough to even make a dent in what I need. Iâve been trying so hard to find a new job since I got let go from my other one but so far nothing seems to be going well. If I donât have 750.00 by the end of the month, I wonât be able to pay my rent. I also donât have money for food for myself, my sister, or my pets. (We were at this point yesterday when we went to the store) If I continue to have no money Iâm going to be thrown out of my apartment and I have no where to go if that happens. Iâll have to give up my pet lizard who will likely never find a home because heâs getting too big. And my cat has grown so attached to me I dont know if sheâll accept another family. I just need the help.
Commissions are still open! If you want one please contact me. Iâm going to try making a better post for the info/prices today, If I can. But if you can I also have a donate button on the sidebar of my blog. Even if you can only donate a few dollars, hell even a few cents Iâll appreciate it. Iâm not expecting anyone to actually do it, but itâs now there as an option. Â I know Iâm not trying to get a new fluffy animal and I know Iâm not a celebrity with waves of support each time they post. But if you canât help maybe reblog? Iâm in a very tight spot.Â
Oh yeah the complete Allspark Almanac is out now
including the sg sari diary page I wrote a while back for the tf club magazine.Â
yay something I wrote got published in an actual book
Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...
â : Finding your muse wearing their clothes
â: Holding hands
â: Having their hair washed by your muse
â: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.
â: Cuddling in a blanket fort
â: Sharing a bed
â: Head scratches
â: Sharing a dessert
â: Shoulder rubs
â: Reading a book together
â: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)
â: Patching up a wound
â¤: Taking a bath together
â§: Your muse playing with their hair
âĄ: Accidentally falling asleep together
â˘: Forehead or cheek kisses
â : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.
âŁ: Back scratches
âĽ: Your muse crying about something
âŚ: Slow dancing
26, 40, 46, 49
26. What does your characterâs home look like? Personal taste? Clothing? Hair? Appearance?
Her "home" is a cage. When she escapes, she'll retreat to one of many hideouts she has located around the city, but they're pretty barren. She tries to make herself look as cool as possible, and does put effort into her appearance, but she doesn't bathe as much as she should.
40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one?
Already answered.
46. Is your character tall? Short? What about size? Weight? Posture? How do they feel about their physical body?
Average height. She's lanky, and pretty lightweight. For the most part, she thinks her body looks awesome, but wishes she didn't have allspark shards sticking out of her. they're a constant reminder of what her father did to her, and that she's not normal.Â
49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent?
Nothing official, but in my head she sounds a lot like normal Sari (as you'd expect), but a bit lower pitch, like a bit of Raven from Teen Titans mixed in. She talks fast when she gets excited and tends to yell a lot.
22, 23, 25?
22. Who are their friends? Lovers? âTypeâ or âidealâ partner?
Sari has no friends, no interest in having a lover, and has no desire for a partner. She's most likely not capable of having friends or a romantic partner because of her trust issues and her wide variety of other issues.
23. What do they want from a partner? What do they think and feel of sex?
Sari has no interest in romance, or having a romantic partner. Her thoughts on sex are limited to "that looks funny", "that looks stupid", or "that looks gross". She understands sex, but she's just not interested. She has more important things on her mind, but she does think of herself as sexy.
25. What are their hobbies and interests?
She likes drawing and building toys. She keeps markers in her pockets, and she steals building block sets from stores whenever she ventures outside of her father's empire.
She's tried video games, but she gets angry at them and gives up.
8, 10, 11, 12?
8. How does your character feel about religion?
She has no knowledge of it.
10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted?
She's kind of street-smart, and she is intelligent, but she's not book smart at all, and she doesn't bother to think things through. If she can't solve a problem with a few seconds, she'll usually give up and rely on force to solve whatever.
11. How do they see themselves: as smart, as intelligent, uneducated?
Sari thinks she's smarter than anyone she knows.
12. How does their education and intelligence â or lack thereof - reflect in their speech pattern, vocabulary, and pronunciations?
Grammar rules are usually ignored, especially in her writing, which is usually full of run-on sentences and sentence fragments. She has a large vocabulary and she has no problems pronouncing complex words.Â
27 and 40
27. How do they relate to their appearance? How do they wear their clothing? Style? Quality?
Sari will wear anything she thinks looks cool, like her coat. She doesn't have a set style.Â
40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one?
She's a prankster at heart, but most of what she finds funny involves other people getting hurt, or what most people would consider "mean" pranks or jokes. She rarely thinks about other people's feelings. She laughs at a lot of horrible things that most normal people wouldn't find funny.
Hey, Sari! Have you played the video game, Lollipop Chainsaw? Â I imagine you, enjoying life, while having your bastard fatherâs head attached to a base, and with a cable around your hand. Oh yeah, killing Zombies; anons; screwballs and punks with your chainsaw!
Like it?Â
I am so confused right now
Also, your âotherâ me is wearing her version of your costume. You are now âCat-girlsâ! Nyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Â <:pÂ
She looks like a dork.
Hello, Sari! Looooong Time. I know that youâre busy, but hey, check this out: Your Halloween costume! What do you think?
What is it supposed to be?
You like it? Itâs a pity that only lasted a short time. For once, you  was happy. Never forget those moments. And, please, donât kill your âotherâ you.
... :(
1, 2, 5, 6
1.  How does your character think of their father? What do they hate and love about him? What influence - literal or imagined - did the father have?
She feels nothing but hatred. He's to blame for all the suffering she's endured her entire life. He's given her upgrades through experimentation, and although she enjoys the power, she's not thankful or happy she has it considering all the pain she went through to have it forced on her.
2. Their mother? How do they think of her? What do they hate? Love? What influence - literal or imagined - did the mother have?
Sari loves her mother. Her contact with her has been very limited, but she loves her unconditionally, and hopes to rescue her from her father some day.
5. Were they overprotected as a child? Sheltered?
Caged. We could consider that sheltered, I guess.
6. Did they feel rejection or affection as a child?
Neither. She was treated as an object that only existed to further her father's desire for power and control. She felt completely alone aside from the limited contact she had with her mother.
Character solidifying!
Specify a character and leave a number in my ask, if youâre feeling so kind!
1. How does your character think of their father? What do they hate and love about him? What influence - literal or imagined - did the father have?
2. Their mother? How do they think of her? What do they hate? Love? What influence - literal or imagined - did the mother have?
3. Brothers, sisters? Who do they like? Why? What do they despise about their siblings?
4. What type of discipline was your character subjected to at home? Strict? Lenient?
5. Were they overprotected as a child? Sheltered?
6. Did they feel rejection or affection as a child?
7. What was the economic status of their family?
8. How does your character feel about religion?
9. What about political beliefs?
10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted?
11. How do they see themselves: as smart, as intelligent, uneducated?
12. How does their education and intelligence â or lack thereof - reflect in their speech pattern, vocabulary, and pronunciations?
13. Did they like school? Teachers? Schoolmates?
14. Were they involved at school? Sports? Clubs? Debate? Were they unconnected?
15. Did they graduate? High-School? College? Do they have a PHD? A GED?
16. What does your character do for a living? How do they see their profession? What do they like about it? Dislike?
17. Did they travel? Where? Why? When?
18. What did they find abroad, and what did they remember?
19. What were your characterâs deepest disillusions? In life? What are they now?
20. What were the most deeply impressive political or social, national or international, events that they experienced?
21. What are your characterâs manners like? What is their type of hero? Whom do they hate?
22. Who are their friends? Lovers? âTypeâ or âidealâ partner?
23. What do they want from a partner? What do they think and feel of sex?
24. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually?
25. What are their hobbies and interests?
26. What does your characterâs home look like? Personal taste? Clothing? Hair? Appearance?
27. How do they relate to their appearance? How do they wear their clothing? Style? Quality?
28. Who is your characterâs mate? How do they relate to him or her? How did they make their choice?
29. What is your characterâs weaknesses? Hubris? Pride? Controlling?
30. Are they holding on to something in the past? Can he or she forgive?
31. Does your character have children? How do they feel about their parental role? About the children? How do the children relate?
32. How does your character react to stress situations? Defensively? Aggressively? Evasively?
33. Do they drink? Take drugs? What about their health?Â
34. Does your character feel self-righteous? Revengeful? Contemptuous?
35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures?
36. Do they like to suffer? Like to see other people suffering?
37. How is your characterâs imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories?
38. Are they basically negative when facing new things? Suspicious? Hostile? Scared? Enthusiastic?
39. What do they like to ridicule? What do they find stupid?
40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one?
41. Is your character aware of who they are? Strengths? Weaknesses? Idiosyncrasies? Capable of self-irony?
42. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain?
43. Does your character have any secrets? If so, are they holding them back?
44. How badly do they want to obtain their life objectives? How do they pursue them?
45. Is your character pragmatic? Think first? Responsible? All action? A visionary? Passionate? Quixotic?
46. Is your character tall? Short? What about size? Weight? Posture? How do they feel about their physical body?
47. Do they want to project an image of a younger, older, more important person? Does they want to be visible or invisible?
48. How are your characterâs gestures? Vigorous? Weak? Controlled? Compulsive? Energetic? Sluggish?
49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent?
50. What are the prevailing facial expressions? Sour? Cheerful? Dominating?
((THE SG SARI DIARY ENTRY I WROTE IS GETTING PUBLISHED IN THE COMPLETE ALMANAC WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))
(sorry I vanished. life got shitty and busy and complicated)