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"You're not gonna make it to Hackett's Quarry.. not tonight. *Harbinger motel*, it's the nearest place, you can bunker up there for tonight, okay?"

[xhoneypleasex]

love a man who says "yes ma'am" when you tell him to shut the fuck up

[princesssarisa]

What is your middle name?

The name of one of my parents

The name of a relative or ancestor

The name of a friend of a parent

My mother's maiden name

A religious figure's name

Just a name my parents liked

Other

I don't have a middle name

Voting ended onJul 13

I'm Option #1: My middle name is my mom's name. But I'd like to know if that practice is very common or not.

[autolykiss]

two of ted’s talent agency photos (Bauman Hiller & Associates, Henderson/Hogan Agency)

[sgt-littledick]

I dunno why, but this recent photo I took just… confirms my gender so hard for me???

[sgt-littledick]

Dandelions

Happy Father’s Day, Travis! (Just some sweet, domestic fluff.)

[saddest-little-sheriff]

Laura: I need an alibi for Tuesday.

Travis: What time.

Laura: You didn't ask what I did.

Travis: What time.

[starlitsecrets]

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

[sgt-littledick]

that deep burning dread in your chest, the loneliness rattling your bones from the inside..

people telling you that you should be happy to be alive,

yet..

you haven’t felt alive in years

[sgt-littledick]

Bad Cop

Travis had a bad day at work, Laura wants to help with that.

[sgt-littledick]

@writebythecside commissioned me forever ago and I finally got my shit together. 😭💕

added bonus:

[sgt-littledick]

Love Thy Thief

The raccoon claimed Travis’ side of the bed as his personal throne—curling up right beside him every night.

One evening, Laura walked in and found them like that: Travis half-asleep on the couch with Pip tucked against his chest.

(Just a sweet and shorter AU fic)

[marymarymaria]

One pack of two comms finished! I had a blast with these, thank you so much @sgt-littledick!

Also I'm back on full gear after a... complex month of march. Sorry everyone for not being quite as fast as usual, but with these done it means everyone in the line moves one spot up! Lets fucking gooo!

[sgt-littledick]

I’m so tired of living

[spookyscaryscully]

Happy Valentine’s day to them they are kissing and grinding extreme sloppy style the way they DESERVE <3333

[sgt-littledick]

Home Sweet Home

A very special Valentines Day. :)

[sgt-littledick]

Rinse Cycle

Laura was curled up on the thin cot in her cell, desperately trying to sleep. It wasn't the sound of rain or the shifting in her bed that kept her awake. It was an entirely different sensation. Her skin was sensitive, and she'd been feeling.. needy since earlier that day. She rolled over, pressing her thighs tightly together as she tried to will away the nagging ache between them.

She wasn’t about to use her hand to get off. Not with the camera pointed into her cell. She knew the sheriff wasn’t in, she knew his schedule. Or at least… she thought she did.

Laura exhaled sharply, frustrated, but then her mind wandered to the washer and dryer that were down the hall, down the couple steps.

An idea sparks.

[lacteaway]

honestly, nothing interesting, I hyped you up for nothing

I just wanted a reason to draw forests and play with atmosphere and colors