let's play russian roulette

141 | sergeant

[sgt-rook]

made this to annoy the shit outta my lt

Name: [REDACTED] Callsign: "Rook" Rank: Sergeant Birthplace: Manchester, UK DOB: 10-November-1996 Age: 28 Height: 174cm Weight: 55kg Pronouns: he / him

[A note is attached to his file. In neat handwriting, it reads: Do not play poker with him.]

tags: rook.exe - posts in character cd c://ghost/ - posts out of character anonymous_rook.exe - anon interactions rook.cfg - character lore / backstory rook.ini - character roleplay / writing rook.wav - character replies / writing

personnel file playlist - wip moodboard - contains sensitive content

[[ mod posts will be red. ]]

[[ hi, i'm ghost or whatever you want to call me, i don't really care. he/they. over 25. mdni. blog rules are free for all, if it doesn't say closed feel free to interact freely. just treat me like a human, yeah? ]]

[[ all opinions are my own. ]]

[[ main is @ghostsiriley // other blog @lt-crow ]]

[[ all art that appears on this blog is mine. ]]

[lt-banks]

18 - rook!!! banksie!!!!

headcanons for muses who are little haters 18. the muse of who sent this ask

Oh brother. Right, first of all, before I say shit, I love him t'death, like. He's a kindred spirit, innit. A mould eating kindred spirit, mind you... Can't stand that. It's a bit gross... It's really gross... Like... Mould????????

I don't know.

We both ended up in a care system and yet we are so different. That's not a bad thing, just... Dunno. I will demand the best for myself because no one else is gonna like, advocate for me, whereas he will accept the bare minimum. Scraps. Pisses me off, I want him to want more for himself.

He's allowed that, innit.

[sgt-rook]

happy new year cunts!!!! here's ta givin price more grey hairs!!!!

[sgt-rook]

rook? what are you, a chess piece? -⚓️ (hello i love your little guy so much can i be here)

i don't really like chess tbh

like the bird, actually. yknow, the fucked up little curse of a bird? that cunt

[sgt-garrison]

how long does food have to be out for u for it to be inedible sir? out of curiosity of course

-🦐

Reckon that’s a @sgt-rook question.

[sgt-rook]

aye its never inedible!!! give it to me. dont waste it. give.

[sgt-garrison]

On secon’ thought.. prolly not a Rook question.

[sgt-rook]

:(

[sgt-rook]

i hope ye didnt miss me while i was gone >:)

[sgt-garrison]

how long does food have to be out for u for it to be inedible sir? out of curiosity of course

-🦐

Reckon that’s a @sgt-rook question.

[sgt-rook]

aye its never inedible!!! give it to me. dont waste it. give.

[saw-shadow-company]

aye princess! yer a fuckin' handsome cunt, y'know that? say, listen: i'm swingin' by shadow base, maybe ye'd like ta see how low my jeans go, if ye catch my drift ;)

@sgt-rook

No.

[sgt-rook]

awwww don't be like that princess :( aye at least let me bum a cigar. never tried one'n i want you ta be my first :)

[saw-shadow-company]

You’re insufferable. It’s a miracle they put up with you.

[sgt-rook]

helps that i'm pretty and good at blowies, yeah. need proof?

[saw-shadow-company]

No.

Best for your company. Not mine.

[sgt-rook]

aye... 'n if i sweeten the pot with some 40yo bourbon?

[saw-shadow-company]

More of a whiskey man.

[sgt-rook]

can get 30yo whisky.... :)

[saw-shadow-company]

I don’t get the 10 extra years?

[sgt-rook]

augh uhh lemme see if my guy has a 40

[saw-shadow-company]

You’ve lost me.

[sgt-rook]

a 40yo whisky... aye he has one. you interested?

[saw-shadow-company]

Possibly.

No cigar.

[sgt-rook]

:( awwwww. pleeeeeease?

[saw-shadow-company]

You heard me.

[sgt-rook]

aaughhh but i'm tradin' expensive ass whisky!!!!

[saw-shadow-company]

aye princess! yer a fuckin' handsome cunt, y'know that? say, listen: i'm swingin' by shadow base, maybe ye'd like ta see how low my jeans go, if ye catch my drift ;)

@sgt-rook

No.

[sgt-rook]

awwww don't be like that princess :( aye at least let me bum a cigar. never tried one'n i want you ta be my first :)

[saw-shadow-company]

You’re insufferable. It’s a miracle they put up with you.

[sgt-rook]

helps that i'm pretty and good at blowies, yeah. need proof?

[saw-shadow-company]

No.

Best for your company. Not mine.

[sgt-rook]

aye... 'n if i sweeten the pot with some 40yo bourbon?

[saw-shadow-company]

More of a whiskey man.

[sgt-rook]

can get 30yo whisky.... :)

[saw-shadow-company]

I don’t get the 10 extra years?

[sgt-rook]

augh uhh lemme see if my guy has a 40

[saw-shadow-company]

You’ve lost me.

[sgt-rook]

a 40yo whisky... aye he has one. you interested?

[saw-shadow-company]

Possibly.

No cigar.

[sgt-rook]

:( awwwww. pleeeeeease?

[saw-shadow-company]

aye princess! yer a fuckin' handsome cunt, y'know that? say, listen: i'm swingin' by shadow base, maybe ye'd like ta see how low my jeans go, if ye catch my drift ;)

@sgt-rook

No.

[sgt-rook]

awwww don't be like that princess :( aye at least let me bum a cigar. never tried one'n i want you ta be my first :)

[saw-shadow-company]

You’re insufferable. It’s a miracle they put up with you.

[sgt-rook]

helps that i'm pretty and good at blowies, yeah. need proof?

[saw-shadow-company]

No.

Best for your company. Not mine.

[sgt-rook]

aye... 'n if i sweeten the pot with some 40yo bourbon?

[saw-shadow-company]

More of a whiskey man.

[sgt-rook]

can get 30yo whisky.... :)

[saw-shadow-company]

I don’t get the 10 extra years?

[sgt-rook]

augh uhh lemme see if my guy has a 40

[saw-shadow-company]

You’ve lost me.

[sgt-rook]

a 40yo whisky... aye he has one. you interested?

[saw-shadow-company]

aye princess! yer a fuckin' handsome cunt, y'know that? say, listen: i'm swingin' by shadow base, maybe ye'd like ta see how low my jeans go, if ye catch my drift ;)

@sgt-rook

No.

[sgt-rook]

awwww don't be like that princess :( aye at least let me bum a cigar. never tried one'n i want you ta be my first :)

[saw-shadow-company]

You’re insufferable. It’s a miracle they put up with you.

[sgt-rook]

helps that i'm pretty and good at blowies, yeah. need proof?

[saw-shadow-company]

No.

Best for your company. Not mine.

[sgt-rook]

aye... 'n if i sweeten the pot with some 40yo bourbon?

[saw-shadow-company]

More of a whiskey man.

[sgt-rook]

can get 30yo whisky.... :)

[saw-shadow-company]

I don’t get the 10 extra years?

[sgt-rook]

augh uhh lemme see if my guy has a 40

[saw-shadow-company]

aye princess! yer a fuckin' handsome cunt, y'know that? say, listen: i'm swingin' by shadow base, maybe ye'd like ta see how low my jeans go, if ye catch my drift ;)

@sgt-rook

No.

[sgt-rook]

awwww don't be like that princess :( aye at least let me bum a cigar. never tried one'n i want you ta be my first :)

[saw-shadow-company]

You’re insufferable. It’s a miracle they put up with you.

[sgt-rook]

helps that i'm pretty and good at blowies, yeah. need proof?

[saw-shadow-company]

No.

Best for your company. Not mine.

[sgt-rook]

aye... 'n if i sweeten the pot with some 40yo bourbon?

[saw-shadow-company]

More of a whiskey man.

[sgt-rook]

can get 30yo whisky.... :)

[saw-shadow-company]

aye princess! yer a fuckin' handsome cunt, y'know that? say, listen: i'm swingin' by shadow base, maybe ye'd like ta see how low my jeans go, if ye catch my drift ;)

@sgt-rook

No.

[sgt-rook]

awwww don't be like that princess :( aye at least let me bum a cigar. never tried one'n i want you ta be my first :)

[saw-shadow-company]

You’re insufferable. It’s a miracle they put up with you.

[sgt-rook]

helps that i'm pretty and good at blowies, yeah. need proof?

[saw-shadow-company]

No.

Best for your company. Not mine.

[sgt-rook]

aye... 'n if i sweeten the pot with some 40yo bourbon?

[saw-shadow-company]

aye princess! yer a fuckin' handsome cunt, y'know that? say, listen: i'm swingin' by shadow base, maybe ye'd like ta see how low my jeans go, if ye catch my drift ;)

@sgt-rook

No.

[sgt-rook]

awwww don't be like that princess :( aye at least let me bum a cigar. never tried one'n i want you ta be my first :)

[saw-shadow-company]

You’re insufferable. It’s a miracle they put up with you.

[sgt-rook]

helps that i'm pretty and good at blowies, yeah. need proof?

[saw-shadow-company]

aye princess! yer a fuckin' handsome cunt, y'know that? say, listen: i'm swingin' by shadow base, maybe ye'd like ta see how low my jeans go, if ye catch my drift ;)

@sgt-rook

No.

[sgt-rook]

awwww don't be like that princess :( aye at least let me bum a cigar. never tried one'n i want you ta be my first :)

[sgt-rook]

don't fuckin' understand the cunts who wear those spooky masks

[sgt-rook]

You behaving yourself, Rook?

never, love :)

[a-phoenix-must-burn]

Sounds about right, yeah.

Got a present for you in the kitchen. You’ve been behaved enough, I think.

[sgt-rook]

oh?? i'll be right there love, just gotta put some... stuff... back