Sergeant Explosion

PROFESSIONAL SHENANIGANER AND WEAVER OF SEMI-WITTY ONE LINERS. Sure is NSFW in here.

[higaaaaaaa]

アナログ

[dead12234352356456775]

my life as a teenage skeleton 

[lemonwhore123]

sexting like

[sgtexplosion-blog1]

captxandri replied to your post: Time to vent here since no one remembe...

wow I have no idea what’s going on but I’m sorry people are shitty to you

It's cool. Shit happens. It's just when the shit accumulates in large masses that I have a hard time with it.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

[awwww-cute]

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

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6 selfies 2k14

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

not a guy, they/them

[nuriaafterhours]

all i can see is punk thor

[lady-fett]

WOAH

[thelzrdqueen]

PUNK THOR I LOVE YOU

[thelauraaurora-deactivated20161]

Omg punk Thor

[geebootaro]

今日の怪獣 Today’s dino

こんにゃろー！ “I remove you!”

#conure #mybird #yuzu #greencheek #ホオミドリアカオウロコインコ

[sgtexplosion-blog1]

Time to vent here since no one remembers this blog exists. How fucking dare you. You can be such a self centered prick. Both of them fucking bullied me to make themselves look better and you shrugged your shoulders because it was your dick they were sucking. They keep showing back up where I don't want to see them. I am allowed to be angry. Don't take that cunty tone of voice like I'm in the fucking wrong. Fuck you.

Double fuck you for doing this after I just found out you're stuff fucking assdevastated I have another friend I have fun talking to. You ignore them, make them feel like crap, then when they try and do something nice for you, make a passive aggressive post because GOD FORBID WE RP AND HAVE A SHIP TOGETHER.

[drtanner-dickery]

THIS WAS A GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE USE OF THE LAST TEN HOURS OR SO. I’M PLEASED WITH MYSELF.

The art’s not perfect, but it’s nothing a little Photoshop won’t fix, if I decide to go back and sort it all out - or colour it, even. I might actually do this considering I’ve surprised myself with the quality of parts of this.

Also, this joke’s been done before, but if you can remember where, I’ll be sincerely impressed. 

[kr0x]

Ｐａｓｔｅｌ！Ｏｆｆ

[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

[donkler-deactivated20161127]

Aw shit. Sweet handmade props

[ptdoodle]

Science knights occasionally tinker with each other.

[drtanner-dickery]

So I’m afraid to say that this one’s a bit rubbish. I started some new meds yesterday and my hands aren’t the steadiest right now, but I did my best. 

Mr Hat and the Bard seem to be the flavour of the week this week, and since no one’s drawn Bard serenading Mr Hat just yet, I figured I’d do that.

Oh, Bard. Surely you must know that he’s only interested in your swanky hat.

[lightningacorns]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

drtanner is this you

[drtanner-dickery]

Pretty much, yeah.

[tentakrule]

Godzilla being kawaii with palette #3 for butaneandthebeast.