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rose || 16 || multifandom || nonsharing elktaur selfshipper and his number 1 fan

[sh33pd0gt33th]

intro post!! :3

mutuals with @fishfilletfromtheyear4000? thats me! please dm me i miss my old moots! </3

hi! im rose (she/they/pup/woof/wag/paw), im 16 and i like the elktaur a normal amount <3 keep reading 4 more info!

FANDOMS/INTERESTS:

. MLP (g3-g4) (FIM my main fandom for life...<3)

. Centaurworld

. Eddsworld

. SpongeBob SquarePants

. MCR

. Weird Al

. Steven Universe

. Bluey

. Shaun the Sheep

. Wicked/Wizard of Oz (i haven't seen for good yet)

. A Series of Unfortunate Events (seen the series and read the books)

. TomSka

*I used to be in the green day/idiot nation/army fandom but my interest has just faded with time and i doubt the fixation will ever come back. im now just a casual listener rather than in the fandom

(ROMANTIC, NONSHARING) f/os:

. Cheese Sandwich (MLP:FIM)

. Rainbow Dash (MLP:FIM)

. Rose Quartz (SU)

. Elktaur (Centaurworld) (NOTE: i dont condone his actions as the general and the nowhere king)

. Tom (Eddsworld) (NOTE: ONLY THE CHARACTER!!!)

. Horse (Centaurworld) (NOTE: only after she gains sentience! wibbily wobbly horse is best horse)

. Elphaba Thropp/Wicked Witch of the West (Wicked/Wizard of Oz)

. Sandy Cheeks (SBSP)

CRUSHES, NONSHARING:

. Karen Plankton (SBSP)

(PLATONIC, SHARING) f/os:

. Sandy Cheeks (SBSP)

. Mrs Puff (SBSP)

. Princess/Mysterious Woman (Centaurworld)

FAMILIAL (SHARING) F/OS:

. Calypso (Bluey) (Mum)

. Mrs. Retriever (Bluey) (Mum)

. Bitzer (Shaun the Sheep) (Dad)

. Shaun (Shaun the Sheep) (Dad)

i dont really have a dni because i block freely but i block exclusionists on sight. i love bi/pan lesbians, gay women, lesbian men etc. same goes for proshippers/neutrals. normalising illegal dynamics is still gross and harmful even in a work of fiction and i dont care if i get called pro censorship for that

NOTE: hellaverse/vivziepop fans can follow and interact with me but dont talk about any of her works to me. i also block vivziepop defenders on sight

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[cryptotheism]

[zentilde]

[redstonedust]

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[hapalopus]

Hey, don't kill yourself. We gotta be alive in 2061

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[carmbrulee]

imagine f/o who normally wears really fancy and formal outfits being forced to dress the exact opposite. get over here stupid, its t-shirt and baggy jeans time for you

[darliings]

yumeship opened the floodgates for people to become the most vile, evil creatures. like i'm not even joking. they went full out on taking it and trying to make it a competition. they are the same people who see "doubles" as "rivals" bc theyre trying to live their little main character anime dreams. and start attacking each other because they "need" to be the number one lover of an f/o. like yall do not like yumeshipping. you like the attention you get from it. you dont care. you fetishize people of color while kicking down brown and black people because theyre not pale. its fucking genuinely unreal that yumeshipping and selfshipping are indeed the same thing (with yumeshipping being more intense iirc) but the way yumeshippers are? its actually crazy how racist they are.

[icheriepie-deactivated20260601]

yumetwt picrew trends are horrible. how hard is it not to promote a picrew that isn’t inclusive? cement grey is the closest thing to “dark skin”, all the hair options are 1A straight, there’s nothing for people with disabilities like hearing aids or wheelchair, no head coverings, nothing that isn’t for abled-bodied white people but we’re supposed to accept some half-assed apology.

“oh, i didn’t see the skin tone options 😢” or “just edit it yourself, lazy”

btw, i wasn’t joking abt that cement comment. that’s my oc tereza when they look like this

and what fries me is the excuse is always “well, the picrew was made by someone asian!!” why are asian people suddenly above being held accountable for being racist? they’re people of color too!

yumeshipping and self shipping is for everyone!! and if your idea of yume/selfshipping doesn’t encompass everyone, then you should just get out of the community.

[the-quasar-hero]

“Why does this character have to be Black?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

[sovietnam]

[pretending-its-2014-again]

that feeling when your fictional other(s) loves you(this is so dumb lol) (original)

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

[naamahdarling]

In a single sentence, no less.