Your best friend, Rick Shades!

An ask blog for Rick Shades, as well as some curated rick posts.

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HELLO! IT IS ME!!!! RICK SHADES!!! MY FRIEND TRIXIE MADE ME A TUMBLR AND THEY SAID PEOPLE COULD ASK ME QUESTIONS AND I COULD GET A BUNCH OF FRIENDS OUT OF IT!!! SO... PLEASE!!! BE MY FRIEND, AND IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION, ASK AWAY!!! (Rules! No sexual asks, however, feel free to romance him! if you wish to ask something, make sure to address Rick! also if your ask is in character, state your character in brackets/add the name beforehand :]) Current Friend Count: 5 (this includes canonical friends <3)

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hello shades man sir!

Why HELLO Anon!~ You used a whole THREE honorifics! That must mean you're excited to see me!!!~ Excited to see... A FRIEND?!?

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Did you ever own a seal or a catshark or a zebra shark or a manatee

Oh!! Anon, please I beg of you don't make me chose only one! I love all of my fishy friends big and small D: Wait, hold on. A catshark? What's a catshark?? Let me scour the web for this "catshark" you speak of

BY GODS

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Hello I am back from my monthlong nap

Rick shades do you have a favorite type of shark?

Hello IRS! I'd say ALL sharks are my favorite. All of them have their wonderful personalities, many of them are quite skittish. However, some let me come up to even pet them!!!!!! I love all sharks and all of them love me! Even the ones that bite me! This flesh wound I have on my leg is merely a love bite <33

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What's your opinion on planarians?

Ahh! Planarians, what pleasant little animals they are. :D! I've heard they have regenerative abilities. Something I WISH I'd have, otherwise I'll continue to bear with annoying things like abdominal pain or walking on the street the wrong way and getting flung into a garbage can.

I'd love to be friends with the critters. However quite unfortunately they do not have arms or the voice to properly make a pact with me! Oh well. You know what that means! :D

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weirdest dream you've had?

That's a hard question to answer! Almost every night I have nightmares of blood and death :D However, what I'd say would be the weirdest out of them was being in a labyrinth or a maze of some kind in a dark fog.. While trying to escape this

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would you like to be enemies?

Dear anonymous, I have forwarded this ask to Phoenica. She has vast knowledge about enemies in her "fanned fictions", so I'll let her help answer for me. ENEMIES?? You mean ENEMIES to FRIENDS?? Maybe enemies to LOVERS???? ///><///!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh! Oh! Maybe you guys could be sworn enemies at the beginning and by magical circumstance, like a CURSE or an EVIL VILLAIN, you have to work together. And then slowly you start warming up to each other and put aside your differences and fall in LOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! :DD <33333333333 Warm wishes, Phoenica "Feenie" Fleecity XV Thank you, Phoenica. Then that would be WONDERFUL! Yes! Yes, I would LOVE to be your enemy, anon.

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Rick lemme get you a new monitor dude

A-ha! Do not fret my dear asker, for I have fixed my computer with the wonderous material of TAPE! I assure you my computer is now running better than before :D

I have found it great for fixing physical things but never for emotional things. No amount of hello kitty washi tape could fix how broken my self esteem is!

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There a doug 🐕 in your bib cage 💀

Nyes I know this VERY, very well! I LOVE gnawing on bones and barking at the mailman when he comes by. I do indeed got that dog in me, my dear anonymous!

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Wait whats wrong with platypuses

What did Perry ever do to you :(

The beast is a liar, a manipulator, a con artist and a TRICKSTER.

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Hey rick what happens if you befriend the sun

The sun...? Oh! that eldritch thing in the sky! hmm... I'm not sure! Surely I'd be just as bright as warm, able to light the way and keep my friends warm!!~

however I have never spoken to the sun, however maybe I shall try!~ Thank you user dimbywimby!!!!!!!!

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WHY ARE YOU IN JAIL AGAIN 😭??????

What Jail?

not again...

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How do you feel about SURFACE horses looking nothing like sea horses

WELL! Back in Ocean Country, we celebrated many gods, including Posideon! and Posideon made both kinds of horses! so they are BOTH very cool!! Except back in ocean country you couldn't ride sea horses. We searched for the mythical hippocampi as well! alas, none have been found B( I will say I have yet to befriend horses, I'm working on it!

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prev ask is a reference to this DUHAIJODW

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What if I put you in a fish tank

I would drown! Assuming you filled it with water. :) But if not I would happily make it as a little bed for me to sleep in. Oh to be a fish sleeping in a tank, except without the water. Because drowning isn't good for your lungs, apaaarrrently! HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, HAAA, , HAAA, HAAA, H

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dear richard sunglasses.. was that a fxcking homestuck reference?

A what now??~ I am certainly not stuck at home! oh! wait now i recall. a good friend of mine read something called that!~ i knew it seemed a LITTLE familiar! haha!~

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Do you even know what a pumpkin tastes like

What Pumpkin?