[muffled rap music playing in the distance]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[silkrobe]

Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[thebestoftumbling]

[bush-killed-harambe]

he fucking did it okay 

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[dinuguan]

[tellyjpg]

yo

[killamunkey-deactivated20190308]

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

The realest shit you’ll see on tv

[queenrafferty]

[treatyoselfartie]

#why aren’t all men ben

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[ladygolem]

Now he’s falling asleep Now she’s calling a cab

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

demons strengthen with numbers

[wardengrey-deactivated20200904]

There are white people and then there are White People™

[ventai-deactivated20150703]

[abrieftasteoflove]

Tremendous.

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[teuer]

[baetology]

yall heard what ted cruz did at the RNC?!

[baetology]

so ted cruz let the RNC believe that he was going to endorse trump then when he got on stage he said “vote with your conscience, look at the whole ticket” aka dont vote trump. the republicans are pissed.

ted cruz the scammer!

[pieceofcaustic]

the zodiac killer’s final kill

[dykeclea]

susan is EVERYTHING

[thecouchwitch]

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.