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Commission for softbutcher
the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
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my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
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Some Thoughts I’d Like To Share
This post is coming from me personally and not in my role as a spokesperson for Wizards of the Coast. There’s just a few things I‘d like to say. First up, I strongly believe black lives matter. I believe there is systemic racism towards black people in this country. I think it’s an important issue that needs light shed upon it, because we as a country (and really, as a world) need to change and be better. I’m stating this firmly and bluntly, because I don’t want anyone doubting where I stand or what I believe.
Second, I feel my fellow co-workers at Wizards of the Coast share my desire to be a part of this change. I’ve heard their passion about it in meetings, in online communication, and just when talking face-to-face around the building. I’ve watched as we’ve worked hard to incorporate diversity and representation, both in the game and at the company. That said, I’ll be the first to say we have room for improvement. We have a lot of work to do to get to the place we’d like to be, especially in employment. I believe we’re moving in the right direction, but we need to figure out how to move faster.
Third, I think we need to be better at communicating with all of you. I go to meetings where so much work is being done to improve things and then I turn to social media where I get yelled at for Wizards not doing anything. I would like us to be better at telling all of you what we’re up to. We have a good vision. It should be shared.
Fourth and finally, this has been a time of self-reflection. There’s three truths about myself I must come to terms with. One, I’m a white man that grew up in America in the 70’s and 80’s. I need to recognize that a lot of things I’ve internalized as normal and “just part of life” have ugly aspects tied to them. I need to self-educate to understand these biases so that I can remove them. Two, I sometimes miss larger context to the things I say or do. It’s on me to use whatever resources necessary to avoid doing this in the future. Three, I need to learn how to be a better advocate for black people (as well as other people of color and women). It’s not enough to just do no wrong. I need to listen and learn the things I can do to actively make things better. Not solving the problem is being part of the problem.
Thank you for reading this, and I hope I might inspire others to do some self-reflection.
MaRo, continuing to be the absolute GOAT. Thank you.
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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
i don’t say that. “hot” would imply it’s been in the toaster for more than fifteen seconds lol
“your lightly warmed bread is done” i tell u
one of these days i’m not even gonna put it in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on the bread for a minute and you’ll be like “wow this is perfectly done”
“thank you so much for warming up my bread for me honey, I’m so glad we’re married, I love you” I say to you every time your mean little ass makes toast for me
How to arrive at a party 101.
Queen Calanthe in The Witcher, ep. Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials (1.04)
“what do you want to do with your life?”
INTRODUCING NEWEST OF WARES FROM THIS WORLD
INSTANT HETERO
IS SIMPLE
IS CHARACTER BECOMING THE ROMANTIC AS HOTHEAD TO PLANTELF?
DROP CRATE FULL OF INSTANT HETERO TO SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS FOREVER AND NOT CREATE MORE
IS GIVING THE FANS THE THING THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD IS TRUE THING FOR YEARS COUNTING FOUR!*
BOX COMES UNTAPED FOR THE EASE OF THE ACCESS. NO MATTER HOW OLD OR LONG CANON IS BOX OF HETERO CAN DO THE WORK!!*
ONE HUNDRED AND FOUR PERCENT PROMISE WILL ONLY BLOOM MOST POSITIVE INTERACTIONS AND BEST OF FEELINGS FOR EVERY SINGLE FAN*
IF A WIZARD CAN USE IT, WHY CANNOT YOU!! INSTANT HETERO YOUR CHARACTERS TODAY!!!!
*BOX OF INSTANT HETERO IS NOT ERASING SEXUALITIES IN ANY WAY NOT AT ALL NO NO ERASURE HERE ALL IS HETERO
what happens when an unthinking force meets an unstoppable disaster?
Romance?
Me: *sets my alarm for tomorrow*
Phone: Alarm is set for 4 hours and 37 minutes from now.
Me: