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Instead of using ai you can just tag your story idea #writing prompts and watch real people dance as you pull the strings. Machiavelli type shit

#writing prompt #schemer #dreamer #memer?#believer #guys it's 1am I was just driven to make four pieces of toast and consume them like an animal hunched over in the dark in my kitchen.#my humours may be out of balance

My friend asked me to watch their pot for them. Now it's boiling and I don't know what to do. This isn't supposed to happen???

#confused #boiled #boil #boiling #pot #like actual pots full of water #or in this case soup

This guy has such a fucking punchable face I hate him so much

#smile #smiley #hate #loathing #why must he torment me #i wish he would suffer

Liking people's old photos isn't weird or creepy. It's not my fault you've let yourself go recently.

Unfortunately, 5 cents isn't even enough to afford a moth flying out of your wallet.

Let alone a button.

And god forbid a piece of lint.

Back in the day it would get you a whole flat in Kent.

This is truly life in Biden's America.

#poetry #poem

The guy who invented bread was a fucking visionary.

nymphoutofwater

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

No, don't make me think about and face my trauma. I didn't bring it up because I want to better myself, I brought it up because it's funny.

People always be like "I'm having a moment" and not "I'm living in the momwnt and I think that says a lot.

#deep thoughts #philoisphy #wisodm

necrowyrm

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

evilnicegirl

little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room

I've got that kicked puppy rizz

It's sad to think that, following the trend seen in the previous 2 titles, Risk of Rain 3 will be a four-dimensional game, and as such largely inaccessible to the series' existing audience.

Why do I keep having to fucking log into things

drops-of-universe

im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

konoko

About to march into the store and demand what is rightfully mine (Pick up my click and collect order)

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