Suspicious Wench

NSFW. 18 and over only please. I used to think I was a Snow White vanilla cupcake. But then I met this boy who was totally made up of Devil's Food cake. I call him N, sometimes Daddy, and you can find him @cumbemypet (which is a very naughty blog and reflects a much wider variety of kinkery than you will find here.) What will you find here? Me!!! I'm still fairly new to D/s. I'm a sub who's sometimes little-ish. I blog rambly things about our pursuit of 24/7 D/s lifestyle bliss. I also vent about life- sometimes I'm good at things and sometimes I make a spectacular mess of things and sometimes I get spanked 👋😣 We are also navigating this journey to marital D/s bliss in an Ocean of Awkward full of kids, a big dog and lots of laundry. 👶🐶🌊 I aspire to be a 50s housewife in dresses and frilly aprons and fuck me heels. 👗👠💄 Oh, and in between the kinkery and the writing- you will find grammar, Harry Potter, True Blood, Robert Downey, Jr and cupcakes.

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It’s almost here guys! I’m too excited!

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“My coworker had this picture taken at a Dodge Challenger meet-up he helped organize.” posted by reddit user Ghawblin

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N called to ask me how my new job was going. In my explanation, I said, "I just think that men are better at such-and-such job." Of course I'm not saying that there aren't women out there who could, even possibly DO, kick ass in the role I was referring to, but in my experience I've always enjoyed working with a man in that particular role. His response was that he was surprised to hear me say that a man would be better at something than a woman. 😶 😑 🤔 Don't I say that shit every day? There are things I just fucking suck at because I do and he is better at because different people bring different things to the table. And vice versa. But there are some things that I think he is just better at because he is the man. I can drive a car quite capably, but I want him to do it when the option is there. Big cities, tight parking spaces and slow GPS's send me into orbit- not in a good way. Watching him reverse (!) into a stinky tiny spot in one try can send me into a different kind of orbit- a very good one. I can open a jar (maybe with a hammer) but I get girly shivers when he does it effortlessly without breaking out actual tools. Yes, there are things I can get done and sometimes I have to, but I don't want to. I want him to do it because he's the man and that's just how I think it should be.

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The housewife tarot! Super cute and 50’s themed, I wish the back of the cards were more interesting but they stick with the theme. Major arcana have a brown outline and minor all have different colors according to swords, cups, wands and pentacles

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^^because 50's housewife.

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This happened at our local coffee shop.

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Warms my little history nerd heart.

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REBLOG if your icon is actually you.

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@dwpreturns, thought you'd enjoy.

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We all know that makeup can do wonders. But there are not so many people who can make true masterpieces with it. Jazmina Daniel is a makeup artist loved by Instagram’s beauty community due to her amazing lip art.

Sydney-based lip artist not only shows pics of various lip makeup trends, but also creates beautiful cartoon and movie scenes and colourful designs on her lips. These drawings are so detailed and precise that it’s hard to believe they can be done on someone’s lips. (Source)

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Are you male or female

Read. Just read. 🙄

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[robynjaja]

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

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I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

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EXACTLY

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Truth.

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