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My experience so far...

Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

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Karlach: *sitting with Scratch at camp with a bunch of playing cards*

Shadowheart: Are you trying to teach the dog a card game? Karlach: Yeah, I took a Speak with Animals potion, it's going great! Shadowheart: Is it? He's just eating the cards. Karlach: Yeah, he's eaten five cards and I've only eaten three, so he's winning so far.

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wyll is the only sane person in my party

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Arabella: You can read each other's minds??

Gale: Well, kind of.

Arabella: That’s AWESOME! Can you tell me what Karlach's thinking of?

Gale: Hm. Bouncy castle

Arabella: What’s going on in Astarion's brain?

Gale: Not child appropriate

Arabella: What about Tav?

Gale: Elevator music

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Astarion: Fake vs Real - I love you

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Baldur’s Gate III manages to capture the quintessential D&D experience of two PCs having a deep, intense, romantic conversation while their party just stares at them awkwardly saying nothing and trying to be invisible.

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Thinking of Astarion just trying everything that he shouldn't be able to do as a vampire spawn just to see if he can do it and/or as a way to prove to himself he's in control. Just imagining like

"Astarion are you crying?"

"No. My eyes are just watering from this."

"Is that garlic? Are you just eating an entire bulb of garlic like it's an apple?? That can't possibly be good."

"Oh, goodness no. It's really quite wretched, actually. My mouth is on fire. Not in a vampire way, just in a 'taking bites out of a bulb of garlic' way. It's very painful."

"Why are you doing it then???!!"

"BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL ME NOT TO!"

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BG3 but make it Barbie

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Glasses scene from Charade (1963) but make it The Legend of Vox Machina (2022-)

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I'm sorry if i'm posting too much pokemon stuff as of late. I just can't get over it. He finally became world champion after all these years. I'm 31 and i just ugly cried while at work because he finally won.