bet u regret adopting jace now huh
Jace: hello Maryse, Robert
Robert:
Maryse:
Jace: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
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bet u regret adopting jace now huh
Jace: hello Maryse, Robert
Robert:
Maryse:
Jace: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
another normal day at the institute
James and Will: *accidentally set kitchen on fire*
Will: We need an adult!!!!
James: Dad you are an adult-
Will: We need an adulter adult!! GET TESSA
malec to keep ME alive
Alec: magnus, this is my mom; mom this is my magnus
Alec, realizing what he just said: wait- i didn’t mean-
Magnus: hello, i’m HIS magnus
malec to keep u alive
Magnus: I want you to look me straight in the eyes-
Alec: You can’t have me look into those eyes and expect me to be straight
clace on a date
Clary: ...so what does the paper in your fortune cookie say?
Jace: *chewing on the whole cookie* the what in my what
clary & max
clary would definitely dress max as a smurf for halloween yall cant change my mind on this.
SIZZY
Magnus: so, how was the honeymoon?
Simon: izzy got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire
Simon: she said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
(ps: ik they have marriage runes and stuff but it seems so fitting for sizzy so bear with me)
heartstopper pt. 2
i cannot believe nick nelson had the audacity to tell charlie he looks cuddly, proceed to hug him for like 30 seconds in the most non-straight way i have ever seen, and then go “sEe yA mOnDaY” and basically run out the door. like bitch??? i have more social skills than that and i dont even like people.
heartstopper
Charlie: he’s definitely straight, i should give up on him
Nick: *crying over the 62% on his gay test*
m-a-l-e-c
Magnus: i’m going to start a to do list
Jace: good for you!
Magnus: and on the first place
Magnus: alec
Jace: *screams*
parabatai pt. 7
Jace: My parabatai must be of utmost grace and have the best fighting skills-
Alec: *trips over a potted plant and apologizes to it*
Jace:
Jace: I want that one.
malec bcs i can
alec: hoe dont do it
alec: *falls in love with magnus*
alec: oH mY gOd
parabatai pt. 6
Alec: this is the worst thing you’ve ever done!
Jace: you say that so much its lost all meaning
❝A peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. The fact that I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant❞
–Emma Carstairs, probably
simon.
Simon: *stubs toe on chair*
Fandom: *breaks chair*
Fandom: *hacks chair into sawdust*
Fandom: *sets sawdust on fire*
s i z z y
Alec: if you break my sister’s heart i’ll break ur neck
Simon: if i break izzy’s heart, SHE will break my neck and the rest of my bones
✨will herondale✨
*at Gabriel’s funeral*
Will: i will never forget the last words he told me before he fell and snapped his neck
Tessa: what were they?
Will: “stop shaking the ladder you idiot”