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you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass
Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees. Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?
Look at this jock asshole
Hamilton: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME
Washington: *puts on glasses and looks out a window*
Hamilton: what are you doing??
Washington: Don't mind me; I'm just trying to look for whoever the fuck you think you're yelling at, because I know for damn sure it ain't me
When you get the whole class an A on the test
#video#THIS IS OSU!!!!#I SAW THIS ON THE OSU SNAPSTORY LMFAOOO I WAS CRYING#there was like actually several videos!!!#the teacher said he didnt have to take the quiz if he made it#so he threw it and made it#then the teacher was like#IF YOU MAKE IT YOU GET AN A ON THE NEXT QUIZ#so the guy DID IT AGAIN#and made it#AGAIN!!!#and then the teacher was like FINE. IF YOU MAKE IT ONE MORE TIME#EVERYONE IN THE CLASS GETS A 100 ON THE NEXT QUIZ#SO THIS DUDE#DOES IT AGAIN#AND HE MAKES IT#AGAIN#SO EVERYONE GOT 100% ON THEIR QUIZ
Chaotic good
This is so pure. This is the American Dream. This is what dreams are made of.
This kind of crap is what I want future/alien societies to find and try to use to explain what life in this time period was like
hamilton already did the roast yourself challenge, it’s called the reynolds pamphlet
#it doesnt even have captions and im sweating
oh so domestic destiel
I was backpacking for a week with my brother on an island off Croatia. I end up having the craziest 24 hours of my life. I’m soaking wet because I’d been swimming, I get back to the hotel at 6 a.m., no sleep, turn my phone on, and I’ve got all these messages: ‘They want you to audition for Focus, your flight leaves tonight.’ There’s only one catamaran to the mainland and it leaves in 20 minutes, so I’m grabbing my stuff and I race off and I get the catamaran, I get a bus to the airport, I get to the airport and wait six hours, I fly to France and wait another six hours, I fly to New York and by the time I get to New York they’ve lost my luggage. My shoes are wet, my denim shorts are damp, I’ve got no makeup, no clothes, and I’d calculated that in the last 50-something hours I had six hours’ sleep total and I walk into the audition and it turns out Will’s running late. He comes in and says ‘Sorry I’m late, I was coming from Queens.’ And I look at Will and I was like ‘Yeah? Well, I just came from an island off Croatia and I’m here on time.’
Choose recovery <3
EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO
ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD
This video is a gift.
I want what she’s having.
‘okay calm down deedee’
@sunbuhrns is this me or what
Harry disappears from the wizarding world for a little while after the fall of Voldemort and only like Ron Hermione and Ginny know where he’s gone
but he’s traveling. he considered backpacking Europe, but then he realized he’d had enough of camping for at least twenty years, so he teaches himself to drive and pulls enough strings to get himself an American drivers’ license and and then he’s off on a roadtrip in a beat-up car that’s still fast as anything. he doesn’t use magic if he can help it because it feels tainted, feels like it belongs to the war, feels like it marks him out again as someone with power and responsibility and the weight of a world on his shoulders. and for now he wants to find out what it is not to be a world-saving wizard, but just to be Harry.
and he meets a lot of strangers (he figures it’s safe enough picking up hitchhikers when they’re more than likely muggles and he’s got his wand if anything bad happens) and he learns what it’s like to be just another face, another car on the road and he learns all sorts of stuff on the radio, tries every genre out there. and it’s nice to listen to stuff that isn’t specifically designed to remind him of the wizarding world, but he finds so much of it surprisingly relatable and sometimes he just breaks down sobbing at the wheel and has to pull over.
and one of the hitchhikers he picks up is a veteran, and Harry doesn’t tell him much but he does say that he’s been a soldier, too, and it’s hard adjusting to a life that you never thought would exist because things were so hard that you could not imagine yourself after. hard to think about settling down and marrying the girl you thought you’d die loving. hard to think that not everyone around you is an enemy. were you a prisoner of war? the veteran asks. or undercover? both, says Harry. and lost, not knowing whether I was on the run or on a mission that was taking a year. I got back alive in the end but something—something’s definitely dead, you know?
how old are you, says the veteran. I’m eighteen, says Harry. the veteran raises his eyebrows. but they both know that some armies, some wars, don’t care about your age.
I think the dead thing is me, Harry says one day, when he’s going seventy in a fifty-five mile zone and the sun is setting in their eyes. when I killed the enemy, I killed myself.
and the veteran looks at him for a very long moment and Harry slows down and looks back at him and at last the man says, no. no, you lived. and you’re going to keep living, son, and one day you’ll be ready to marry that girl, if you love her, and now that you’ve got out of the war, it’s time to get the war out of you.
(they almost have a wreck when Harry pulls over to the side of the road, gets out, sits in the grass and laughs through his tears. flowers start to spring up around him and he feels the magic in his core, but this time it’s peaceful and pure and fun. unspoiled. and he knows it won’t always feel this way but for now things are leaking out of him, joyful things, because he is the boy who lived again, the boy who lived after the war.)
the man keeps a flower, one that he picks after Harry gets up, in his breast pocket. he brings it home and it’s not wilted, so he sticks it in a book to preserve and press it. as he gets older, he goes back to that book - one on history, focusing on wars, and sees exactly where he put it. in the section about coming home and the joys of victory. he thinks about it every day until he meets Harry again at that white kings cross station, holding that flower out to him.
Stop posting pictures of yourself, your not thin or pretty, its an eyesore seeing you on my dash all the time
Alright, where to begin. First off it’s ‘you’re’ and ‘it’s.’ Secondly, I have never referred to myself as thin. Also, I think that calling someone thin is not necessarily a compliment. I believe ‘slim’ in a more appropriate word, and that’s if you have to comment on someone’s weight. (And no, i do not refer to myself as slim either.)
And who gives a flipping burger if I like to call myself pretty every now and then? Sometimes I feel pretty and wish to share that.
Thirdly, when
Do
I
Post
Frequent photos
Of
My
Body?
Except that one time when i was showing off my new jeans…!!!
I will not except any form of hate from someone who is hiding behind a grey face, who doesn’t have the nerve to come off anon and tell me i’m not ‘pretty’ or ‘thin’ to my face. Your opinion of me does not change how i feel and i will continue to post selfies. If you don’t want an eyesore then i suggest you unfollow me immediately and anyone else you wish you insult.
Now, good day to you nonnie, and fuck you.
Haha, remember when anon was a testicle
Government spying on me: how many times can one person listen to Hamilton oh my god
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So my dad watched the season 5 finale for GoT
His response was priceless. "I hate this show" "Isn't ANYBODY sacred in this besides the bad guys?What the fuck." "Are you kidding me? The little kid too? Dammit." *Gets off the couch* "This show is so frustrating" "Does anything good happen to the good people in this show?"