Saturn's Shadow

Saturn. 21. He/They. California. Cannabis. Marvel/DC. Writing. Video Games. Music. Cooking. Nature. Movies. Crystals. Candy. Raves. Anime. Don't really give a fuck ever. Tag or Follow #shadowsaturn

[camp-crystallake]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[lrlzen-deactivated20160926]

[incendavery]

fiddledeedee >:(

(click here for ways to support my art!)

[artoo-detoos]

IT (2017) dir. Andrés Muschietti

You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. You’ll float too. YOU’LL FLOAT TOO.

[shizumachan]

[shadowsaturn]

Pokemon games

Pikachu: pika pika!

Every other Pokemon: *computer generated screams of the damned*

[sunny-hues]

HEY THIS IS IMPORTANT

My friend was blackmailed into sending nudes and videos to someone when she was 14 YEARS OLD. Now, 4 years later he is posting them and selling them for money on tumblr as the user ‘whoreneee’. This is fuckig disgusting and wrong and I would love it if anyone who reads this could report the blog to try to get it taken down. Thank you.

[weed-breath]

GUYS. BOOST THIS PLEASE.

[inhale-the-frost]

Stoner Giveaway!

Hello everyone! I reached another 5,000 follower milestone about a month ago so it’s time for another giveaway! 

This is what is currently up for grabs!

One zong

One FiveAlive stash can

A smoke odor candle 

Two packs of screens

Two packs of Raw papers

Two bic lighters 

$30 special gift for the winner (potentially off a wishlist or bought in-store, I will contact the winner and get to know them to pick something I think they’ll really like)

However, for every thousand followers I gain between the beginning and the ending of the giveaway (15.5k right now) I will add another prize to the package (like a grinder, ash/rolling tray, bong cleaner, etc…). Should I reach my 20k follower goal before the end of the giveaway I will add another entire prize pack with the same amount of prizes.

Rules to Enter

Must be following me on tumblr 

18+ by the end of the giveaway

One reblog = one entry, you can like to bookmark 

DO NOT SPAM YOUR ENTRIES

No giveaway or side blogs

Do not tag as giveaway

Gotta be okay with giving me a mailing address

How to Gain Extra Entries

Follow me on Instagram +100

Follow either of my other Tumblr accounts DDlg Witchy 

Follow the Instagram accounts of the shop I buy all my gear +50 each

Be one of my Four Biggest Fans at the end of the giveaway  +25 - 100

Buy me something off my wishlist  1$ = 1 entry (message me when done)

This giveaway ends January 5th, 2018, if you have any questions don’t be scared to ask. Tumblr is in no way affiliated with my giveaway Open Internationally

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

[dmbakura]

i love the trashy ships between two incredibly messed up people picking up the shattered pieces of themselves together 👌👀👌👀 that shit 👌👀👌 gets me every time  👌👀👌👀👌

[sherlock-hannibal]

Which do you prefer?

[bittyblueeyes]

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

[ziamdynasty]

a wholesome post thank u

[shrineart]

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

[agayworthfightingfor]

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

[pinkstar89]

[tacoshamanstudios]

Hey guys, I’ve been feeling setting up another meetup has been way overdue and there are so many people I know who live near me that I really have been wanting to meet and smoke with! Please join me for some good weed and good conversation ♥️

If you’re interested in coming:

- You need a page with original content so I can know that you’re real

- You must be 18+

- Please bring something to contribute whether that be ganja alcohol, or food, please don’t show up empty handed ♥️

- Message me HERE to let me know if you’re coming so I can send you the address and get a head count!

******Porn blogs and under aged bloggers that respond to this post will be blocked*****

[shxbsnannx]

Holy fuck guys its giveaway time! I swear I promised this like 3k ago but I finally got to finishing it up and am super excited to host my first giveaway!

*This giveaway is not affiliated with tumblr what so ever*

RULES

18+ ONLY!!!!

You must be following both my main and weed blog (new followers are welcome)

Only REBLOGS count

Reblog as many times as you would like (but dont be annoying about it or you will be disqualified/blocked- for example: reblogging 20 times a day)

GIVEAWAY BLOGS AUTOMATICALLY BLOCKED

Following any of my other accounts will enter you an extra entry (lush blog/insta, personal insta, twitter, persicope)

This is international

You must be willing to give me a mailing address if you win (full name and address or PO BOX)

The winner will be chosen via RNG at 12pm August 7th 2017

IF THE WINNER DOES NOT CONTACT ME BACK IN 24 HOURS I WILL CHOOSE ANOTHER WINNER FOR THE GIVEAWAY!

♡♡ You could win ♡♡

Sketchbook/notebook

Sunflower grow kit

Your choice of starwars keychain (Boba Fett, Stormtrooper or Jango Fett)

necklace

HIGH AS FUCK bracelet

Honey bee pipe

cheech dab tool

Tribal backpack

weed drawstring bag

red pencil case

Rehab lush shampoo

Pink lush bathbomb

Good luck !

[shxbsnannx]

Holy fuck guys its giveaway time! I swear I promised this like 3k ago but I finally got to finishing it up and am super excited to host my first giveaway!

*This giveaway is not affiliated with tumblr what so ever*

RULES

18+ ONLY!!!!

You must be following both my main and weed blog (new followers are welcome)

Only REBLOGS count

Reblog as many times as you would like (but dont be annoying about it or you will be disqualified/blocked- for example: reblogging 20 times a day)

GIVEAWAY BLOGS AUTOMATICALLY BLOCKED

Following any of my other accounts will enter you an extra entry (lush blog/insta, personal insta, twitter, persicope)

This is international

You must be willing to give me a mailing address if you win (full name and address or PO BOX)

The winner will be chosen via RNG at 12pm August 7th 2017

IF THE WINNER DOES NOT CONTACT ME BACK IN 24 HOURS I WILL CHOOSE ANOTHER WINNER FOR THE GIVEAWAY!

♡♡ You could win ♡♡

Sketchbook/notebook

Sunflower grow kit

Your choice of starwars keychain (Boba Fett, Stormtrooper or Jango Fett)

necklace

HIGH AS FUCK bracelet

Honey bee pipe

cheech dab tool

Tribal backpack

weed drawstring bag

red pencil case

Rehab lush shampoo

Pink lush bathbomb

Good luck !

[shxbsnannx]

ITS ALMOST OVER💖💕💖