Because Why The F**k Not

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[flowerofthemoonworld]

Malleus draconia

[leinyy]

WHEN I TELL U THIS MAN HAS CHOKEHOLD ON ME IM TELLING YOU THAT THIS HOT PIECE OF A MAN HAS A GODDAMN CHOKEHOLD OVER ME.

Like why he gotta be so pretty😫

[lblc]

keyblade wielders posting their Ws

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[jaxbeetle]

This meme was made for him

[gandalfsbignaturals]

if i hear someone say "theres too many butches in movies" or whatever i know instantly they have no idea what a butch is lol

[lesserjoke]

Today I learned that Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove is canonically Jewish in the spinoff series.

Here's the link to the whole challah recipe, before anyone asks: https://twitter.com/disney/status/1411022232445464585

Disney on Twitter

“Looking for a delicious treat? Try out Challah bread with this step-by-step recipe inspired by Kronk!”

[lesserjoke]

Blocking the haters who have opened up their assholes to express the wet fart of an opinion that Jews are an unrealistic addition to a children's comic fantasy series whose major initial premise was a dude being turned into a llama ✌️

[many-bees]

I for one am delighted at the inexplicable presence of a Jewish guy and a Jewish community in 15th century pre-contact South America

[apathyfairy]

me being raised on 90s internet rules where telling someone online your favorite color was giving out too much personal information watching gen z youtubers give out their real first and last names and telling everyone the exact city and apartment complex where they live

[kaijuno]

that wild son of a bitch he's gonna do it again

[ultimate-passport]

[zvaigzdelasas]

It be like that

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I know he ate a seal

[caden]

[catchymemes]

[foxgirltail]

Fixed your meme

Keep your cats inside

[doodlebunstuff]

I just had the urge to play some Mega Man Battle Network games again 👀

[wyverncult]

MDZS had a really good ending i thought .

[nepofledgling]

I’m so glad tumblr is my social media of choice because kids on tiktok have to write like this

[quaadude]

The homestuck people still do that on here

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[angel-of-death-2015]

My experience of Resident Evil 5 so far. Made by the lovely @dark-silver-roses 😌

[thenib]

Matt Lubchansky.