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[valyrianpoem]

Selma Ergeç as HATICE SULTAN [6/?] Muhteşem Yüzyıl (Magnificent Century, 2011)

[endiness]

[kathrynhoward]

RYAN GAGE as LOUIS XIII THE MUSTKETEERS (2014-2016)

[mortalityplays]

something you learn fast and necessarily when you get into the habit of writing is that you are riddled with blind assumptions, prejudices, unpractised rhetoric and all kinds of unchallenged cicada shell thoughts that were left stuck to your mode of being when bad ideas fled you. most people get to move through the world behind a kind of modesty veil that divides their internal thoughts from their external observations, but you have to take that off when you write. you have to suddenly present the whole world to itself nakedly, without the kindness of someone who can stop you mid-sentence and say "hold on, I know you, you can't possibly mean that". people are often scared to show their work to an editor in case the editor points out what they look like without their modesty veil, but god, christ, hell and heaven, you have to be more afraid of what the whole world of strangers will see if you don't let someone pick the cicada shells off you first.

[mortalityplays]

op is wordy, bloated, stylistically self-conscious. suggest condensing: "an editor is a guy who eats bugs"

[shadowsong26x]

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#this is what i pay him for #my god the bugs he's picked out of my hair #and very kindly ate them for me

[naldibutnice]

Hand tinted postcard of Maude Fealy

[sircolinmorgan]

Mary + Flowers.

The Other Bennet Sister (2026)

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[punk-asskid]

its so funny seeing a bunch of native new yorkers and los angelians try to fathom what a small town is like "yeah lets meet at the vegan place" there would not be an exclusively vegan restaurant i regret to inform you

[punk-asskid]

i feel like some of yall are overcorrecting in the other direction, maybe its different in other countries but a town of 18 000 for SURE do have a grocery store and a restaurant of some kind

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[losingbenni]

"Even when things are good and calm and he should just be happy, he's desperate." — Assad Zaman on Armand

The Vampire Lestat: After Dark (2026), E01

[valyrianpoem]

Leyla Feray as AYSE SULTAN [12/?] Muhteşem Yüzyıl: Kösem (2015)

[frostedmagnolias]

Day Dress

c. 1897

House of Worth

Wadsworth Atheneum Museum

[kilncreatures]

here is probably the most whimsical and gormless creature ive made so far. just utterly permeable. under investigation for an allergy to tap water

[sabictlali]

Can you imagine the twins carrying the koalas/dogs(? and Anakin nervous about they being bitten? Obviously while Obi Wan finds it funny how Anakin is a mother goose

[catchymemes]

[shadowsong26x]

image description: a tweet from Janel Comeau [red leaf emoji] (@ VeryBadLlama)

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs