“I bet you don’t have that many friends with that kind of look that you give to people. Do you have friends?”
"I bet you don't get on people's good side with the nosy questions. I don't know, do you have any friends?"
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@shadythief
“I bet you don’t have that many friends with that kind of look that you give to people. Do you have friends?”
"I bet you don't get on people's good side with the nosy questions. I don't know, do you have any friends?"
asks a friend to do something for me in photoshop
gets this
shadythief started following you
“Don’t you just look friendly and trustworthy.”
"I'm told it's my welcoming smile."
“Such is the tragedy of fame. There’s nothing wrong with my coins, though – as any other, they’re golden and worth a hundred silvers.” ( he stretched out a hand, closed his fist and opened it again to reveal a couple sovereigns ) “Still, you’re right, there are better victims around here. The last thief who came after me ended up electrocuted, poor sod.”
[ Arms folded before his chest, the thief observed with hidden curiosity. The appearance of coin out of thin air had his eyes narrow briefly before he gave a light scoff. Magic; always making things more difficult than they already were. ] "Sounds liked the last thief who came after you was a terrible one. I'll have to stick to those whose purses I can actually cut."
lol hawke and garrett can bond over having to save a shitty city without actually having any say in it
“I like when you smile.” (you've got a mask most of the time but idc)
"Because I'm all charm all the time, huh?"
“I’m trying to flirt with you, okay?”
"And I'm trying to rob you, okay?"
Send one for my muse’s reaction.
"I adore you."
“You are adorable.”
“I’ll protect you with my life.”
“I wish you would notice me and maybe develop feelings for me.”
“A storm is coming.”
“You are cute but we’re not going to be a thing.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Give me a sign!”
“I want to be your friend.”
“I need you.”
“I hate you!”
“Get over it.”
“That was rude.”
“I’m trying to flirt with you, okay?”
“You are my enemy.”
“I like when you smile.”
“No chance this time it seems. Should I apologize for the disappointment I caused? Also, there would be no fun in revealing all of my little shopping secrets – you’re wrong about one thing though, I do have some coins, just not in the purses.”
"Far as I know, I'm not the first. Big reputations cause big expectations. Ugh-- I think those coins just lost all their worth in one second. Good thing there's enough fat geese with open pockets to go after instead."
'don't rob me i'm already poor'
i'm fuckin tryin to make a living here woman jfc
“ Why? Are you planning to kill me? ”
"I had been planning to rob you. I suggest getting new things to hide."
“ What about hiding them under a pillow? It’s easy to find, but hard to get. ”
"You're getting there. Next time, try not to share that thought, though."
“ That is actually an amazing idea. Perhaps I’ll do that the next time a rogue will try to kill me. ”
"I'm sure you'll do great. Put the shiny things elsewhere while you're at it; never put those in drawers or chests. Too easy."
“Ignorance; how quaint. If in doubt of item’s value, why take it?”
"Ignorance, that what we call it now? I'm perfectly aware it holds value, it'd be a shame if it got the draconic folk up and going, though."