Just another football player.

My name is Matt. I like giraffes. (RP blog of Matt Rutherford. Do not own, do not sue, please.)

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I believe one might acquire a giraffe from a zoo.

So I hear.

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The zoo, duh! Or you could move to Africa.

Africa would be cool. Maybe I'll move to Africa.

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 Jesse glared at Kurt, his lips pressed together. He was ready to kick some ass. “Blaine, you’re about to witness your boyfriend’s ass getting kicked,” Jesse said, his voice slightly slurred, obviously being a bit more than tipsy at this point. “Of course you can spin, babe. And I’ll let pretty boy over here go first,” he said, looking into Kurt’s eyes the whole time.

Rachel grinned slightly at how competitive the two boys got over something so simple, then took a sip of her drink before going on, spinning the little pointer. “Alright, Kurt… left hand at blue.” The girl pressed her lips against the rim of her cup, watching them carefully.

Kurt downed the rest of his drink before winking at Blaine, waiting for his instruction before bending down to put his left hand on blue. Easy.

“your go.”

Rachel took a long sip of her drink while spinning again, this time pointing her finger at Jesse. She was getting slightly tipsy, and wondered if she was drinking too fast. “Left foot at yellow. Go Jesse!” The diva smiled, making an attempt to cheer for her boyfriend.

 Jesse eyed the mat and easily placed his left foot on a yellow spot, smiling at his girlfriend’s cheering, feeling flattered. He then stared back up at Kurt, waiting for Rachel to spin and tell him what to do.

Rachel looked over from the other side of the room, where she was getting limes and salt, her voice a bit more high pitched than usual. "Uh, Matt has to put his left foot on green. Yeah, that's it." She smiled and turned back to what she was doing.

"Huh? Oh, right." Finishing off his drink, Matt put down the cup and put his foot on green. This was gonna be a breeze. "Your turn, Kurt. Prepare to be annihilated."

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Well I wouldn't blame you... Their tongues are... Spectacular.

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Not only is that strange and illegal, anon, that also makes no sense. Where would one acquire a giraffe?

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Are you a bestialite? You seem awfully into giraffes...

Woah, I don't roll like that, man. Me and giraffes are just bros.

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 Jesse noticed the look on Matt's face. "You want in, Matt? I bet I could kick your ass, too." Jesse laughed, knowing he could probably beat anyone in here at a good game of Twister. Noticing that Rachel disappeared, he looked around quickly. He needed to know where she kept her board games. He would go home and get his own game of Twister if he had to.

Matt smirked. "Oh, you guys are hilarious, you know? How you think you even stand a chance against me. You're all talk, dude." Matt felt a lot more comfortable now that the conversation was flowing. Twister was comfortable territory. Throwing back the rest of his drink, he went to go fill his cup again.

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Kurt laughed as the two made their drinks, raising and eyebrow at Matt for him to come join them. At Rachel’s prompting he raised his…

Kurt laughed around the rim of his cup, both at Jesse’s implications at him losing at Twister- he was a Cheerio, for Chrissake. He knew how to move- and at Matt’s coughing. Obviously, he wasn’t much of a drinker.

“St. James, I could kick your ass so hard at Twister that you won’t know what hit you. I can move in ways that would make you wince.” It was true. Sue Sylvestor liked to twist her cheerleaders into odd shapes- males included. The horror that was yoga with Coach was soon wiped away by a heavy drink from his cup, draining it’s contenets.

 "I completely agree, Matt," Jesse said, staring at Kurt the whole time. "You think you can beat me? You think you can take on Jesse St. James?" He had a smirk on his face. The smaller boy was obviously not aware at the amount of dance classes he had take through out the years. Everything from ballet to tap, Jesse could perfect. He could bend in ways people couldn't even imagine. Jesse sipped more of his drink as he thought about how much better at Twister he probably was than Kurt.

Glaring at Kurt, Matt chugged half of his drink and managed not to choke this time around. His face was probably a sight to see, though. He made a mental note to add more juice in his next drink.

Rolling his eyes, he audibly scoffed at the others. It was interesting seeing the two boys try to show each other up when Matt knew he could kick both of their asses without breaking a sweat. Football kept him in shape, while he was pretty much a pimp when it came to dancing.

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ooc: this is erikurt right now. sleepy kitty.

idk how much i’ll be on for the next week. I’m going to Floridaaaa.

I’ll be on tomorrow, while waiting for/on the plane. Cait, my dearest spouse, I’m sorry I didn’t get your repleis in but I’m sleepy and I will reply tomorrow when you’re on.

I LOVE YOU ALL.

ooc; omg sleepy erikittykurt is ADORABLE. Goodnight (?)

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Kurt laughed as the two made their drinks, raising and eyebrow at Matt for him to come join them. At Rachel’s prompting he raised his glass in a toast before pressing it to his lips and taking a few long draws. He scrunched his face up at the warmth slipping down his throat, letting out a soft sigh as he licked his lips.

“We should… Play a game or watch a movie something.” It was apparently going to be a small party. They would need something to keep them entertained while inebriating themselves.

 Jesse chugged his drink rather fast, tasting the cranberry and the alcohol go smoothly down his throat. Grabbing the juice again, he started making himself another one. Hearing Kurt’s suggestion, he quickly answered with one word. “Twister?” It was, in fact, the only game Jesse was good at. That, and spin the bottle, but that shouldn’t count as a game.

“Twister?” Kurt asked, raising an eyebrow at the older teen. Was he really suggesting that? “I think I need to drink more for you to get me to play Twister.” There was no way he was going to bend into weird shapes with Jesse St. James unless there was a significant amount of alcohol in his system impairing his judgement. He shook his head a little before taking a long drink from his cup.

 Jesse saw the look on Kurt's face. "What, don't think you can handle it? Too afraid I'll beat you?" Jesse's eyes were a bit squinted now, giving off a competetive look. He could probably beat anyone here, sober or not. He sipped his drink some more, then noticed his cup was empty yet again. He made himself another drink. "Anyway, what else is there to play? Monopoly?" He wasn't particularly good at that, though, and Jesse liked to win.

Feeling Kurt's eyes on him, Matt walked over to the others, pouring himself a drink. He wasn't much of a drinker, but he was kind of feeling insanely awkward. And he was at a party. A drink would probably help. Miming the smaller boy, he raised his glass. "Cheers." He took a small swig of the drink,nearly choking on the burn of it going down. After he felt he could speak again, he said, "Monopoly is a horrible game. Just putting that out there."

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Rachel Berry ★: OPEN CANON THREAD - The Berry Party

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“It’s actually really weird… but I like to include him. It helps with the dynamics of the club.” Rachel nodded as she spoke, making sure she got her point across. As she was about to open her mouth and say something about the other guests, the doorbell rang. “Just a second.” Going upstairs, she opened the door, her smile growing wider at the sight of both Matt and Kurt. “Matt! Kurt! Please, come in.” Wrapping them both in a hug, she rushed them inside and downstairs.

 Jesse watched his girlfriend as she got up off the couch and walked upstairs. He sat awkwardly as she greeted the people upstairs. Matt and Kurt came walking down the stairs, followed by Rachel. Still being awkward, he stood up to greet them. “Uh, hey guys. How’ve you been?”

Kurt grinned, moving past matt to hug Rachel, kissing her cheek before following her down the stairs. he spared a glance behind him to make sure Matt was following before turning back to the girl. "I brought presents. My dad says I'm staying here tonight, though. So you know," he said, setting the bottles down on a table before giving Jesse a smile. "Hello, Jesse. Not too bad, thank you. And yourself?"

Matt turned when he felt a warm hand on his shoulder, and the sound of his name being called. He smiled when he saw the shorter boy next to him. “Hey, Kurt!” He noted the bottles in Kurt’s hand and glanced back at the box of Cheezits in his. Huh. Maybe Cheezits weren’t the best choice. Whatever. He didn’t even know where his mom kept the alcohol anyway.

Before he could say anything more, he found himself enfulged in a hug by Rachel, who was soon after rushing both of them in. “Rach! I brought the Cheezits!”

After being ushered down the stairs, Matt was greeted by Jesse awkwardly standing there. “Hey, Jesse. Pretty good, you?” Oh god. The awkward was multiplying.

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PARTY HARD YEAAAAH

It wasn't much, but Matt figured the box of Cheezits he was bringing was better than nothing. Because everybody likes Cheezits, right? It's like cheese and crackers, but packed into one. Genius. He didn't plan on drinking much, but it was a pretty short walk from his house to Rachel's, so he opted for that. He was there within fifteen minutes. He rang the doorbell, box of Cheezits in his hand, waiting for an answer.

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This is not a giraffe. I feel so lied to.

MATT. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

NOT ON TUMBLR. DON’T HURT ME. I MISSED YOU.

I NOTICED. I MISSED YOU TOO );

D: WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING SOON, HOMIE.

YES PLEASE. I NEED A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER AMOUNT OF MATT RUTHERFORD N MY LIFE.

I HAVE A DECENT AMOUNT OF MATT RUTHERFORD IN MY LIFE, BUT I ALWAYS NEED MORE KURT HUMMEL. ARE YOU GOING TO RACHEL’S PARTY?

I AM. I ALMOST MADE AN ENTIRE POST ABOUT HOW EXCITED I AM NOW, BUT I THINK OTHER BOYFRIEND MIGHT GET JEALOUS. KANYE SHRUG. SEE YOU THERE?

IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT INSERT KANYE MEME HERE. OF ALL TIME! SEE YOU THERE, YO.

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This is not a giraffe. I feel so lied to.

MATT. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

NOT ON TUMBLR. DON’T HURT ME. I MISSED YOU.

I NOTICED. I MISSED YOU TOO );

D: WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING SOON, HOMIE.

YES PLEASE. I NEED A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER AMOUNT OF MATT RUTHERFORD N MY LIFE.

I HAVE A DECENT AMOUNT OF MATT RUTHERFORD IN MY LIFE, BUT I ALWAYS NEED MORE KURT HUMMEL. ARE YOU GOING TO RACHEL’S PARTY?

I AM. I ALMOST MADE AN ENTIRE POST ABOUT HOW EXCITED I AM NOW, BUT I THINK OTHER BOYFRIEND MIGHT GET JEALOUS. KANYE SHRUG. SEE YOU THERE?

IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT INSERT KANYE MEME HERE. OF ALL TIME! SEE YOU THERE, YO.

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This is not a giraffe. I feel so lied to.

MATT. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

NOT ON TUMBLR. DON’T HURT ME. I MISSED YOU.

I NOTICED. I MISSED YOU TOO );

D: WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING SOON, HOMIE.

YES PLEASE. I NEED A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER AMOUNT OF MATT RUTHERFORD N MY LIFE.

I HAVE A DECENT AMOUNT OF MATT RUTHERFORD IN MY LIFE, BUT I ALWAYS NEED MORE KURT HUMMEL. ARE YOU GOING TO RACHEL’S PARTY?

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PARTY @ THE BERRY HOUSEHOLD TONIGHT

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Everyone is invited and welcome.

I'll bring Cheezits.

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This is not a giraffe. I feel so lied to.

MATT. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

NOT ON TUMBLR. DON’T HURT ME. I MISSED YOU.

I NOTICED. I MISSED YOU TOO );

D: WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING SOON, HOMIE.

YES PLEASE. I NEED A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER AMOUNT OF MATT RUTHERFORD N MY LIFE.

I HAVE A DECENT AMOUNT OF MATT RUTHERFORD IN MY LIFE, BUT I ALWAYS NEED MORE KURT HUMMEL. ARE YOU GOING TO RACHEL'S PARTY?

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IN THE NAAAAAME OF LOVE,

ONE NIGHT IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

YOU CRAAAAZY FOOL.

I WON’T GIVE IN TO YOU.

Don't! LEAVE ME THIS WAY. I CAN'T SURVIVE, WITHOUT YOUR SWEET LOVE!

...wait shit I don't know the rest D: