&. GUARDIAN

[shahei-blog]

     ( this hat is perfect for hiding his bad hair day and the shame that comes with it. )

[ansfair]

The innocent little protector

[shahei-blog]

im rewatching scenes from the hueco mundo arc and i keep laughing at shit like???

apparently there is a kitchen somewhere in las noches (which makes sense bc i’m sure that gin and tousen need to eat (does aizen even eat??? just imagine him sitting down at his big table in his palace eating toast with some orange juice, like ah yes a meal fit for a god) but i still think it’s hilarious) and we know this because of that one scene where ulquiorra brings orihime food to eat

where did all of these clothes come from??? apparently gin has incredible skills with sewing needles so we can only presume he made the clothes all the arrancar and shinigami trio wear (that or aizen snuck into a walmart in the world of the living)

[shahei-blog]

NO.

    ‘ I NEED A RIDE NOW. ‘

[shahei-blog]

(732): im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor.

[textsfromhuecomundo]

(248): Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don’t be late for work again.

[textsfromhuecomundo]

(401): i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.

[shahei-blog]

shirudos > shahei

i forgot to mention that i did a url change WHOOPS

[meimyaku-deactivated20150823]

                      serving size: 4                       yeah                       all 4 me

[textsfromhuecomundo]

(337): I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.

[gigixgewelle-deactivated2017112]

You get a cool new uniform! Which includes matching hats!

[shahei-blog]

      i think i’ll pass

[gigixgewelle-deactivated2017112]

Who said they didn’t know thriller?

[shahei-blog]

       ......... what sort of benefits would i get if i joined your army of the undead?

[gigixgewelle-deactivated2017112]

You say friend and zombie like they’re mutually exclusive~ 

[shahei-blog]

   can you blame a guy for preferring his friends to be alive and not out to kill me?        if your zombie friends can’t even do the thriller dance, then what is the point?

[shahei-blog]

That's an arrangement we can make~

    ‘ if you want to make a friend, try having a regular conversation with someone instead of trying to turn them into zombies. ‘ 

[shahei-blog]

Hello do u have a moment to talk about becoming a member of the undead 8)

     ‘ i almost said “over my dead body”, but i’m sure that would sound like an invitation to you. ‘

[shahei-blog]

     ‘ you’re just asking to get your ass beat. ‘

[die-macht-blog]

                And there he goes—- one, two, three, four… five buildings, she’s sure.

[shahei-blog]

        ( he’s never seen from again. some legends say he’s still orbiting the atmosphere. )

[shahei-blog]

     ‘ you’re just asking to get your ass beat. ‘