Texts from Hueco Mundo @textsfromhuecomundo - Tumblr Blog

i lost my shit in the middle of work because of you (it was great)

Hehehe, always glad to entertain!

I just wanted to say you are a genius, I've not laughed this much in ages Keep up the fantastic work 💜

Aw, thank you! <3

(202): Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings

(403): Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.

(254): We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you

(312): But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?

(609): I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship

(541): If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.

(203): If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it

(703): You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.

(585): I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper

(240): Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.

(504): My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.

(510): Are you drunk already? (415): Not already - at LAST.

(248): Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated

(551): I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm

(801): It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants

Texts from Hueco Mundo