jjaammaa

they - 20 (my age in years not a part ofm y pronouns i woulndt use a number as pronouns but is numbers a valid neopronouns?)

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secret

i had chicken on my tacos pls dont tell josh pls pleeease fucking keep a secret 4 me 4 the love ofgoddd

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no i will not wipe when i pee that shit is stupid everybody does the shake method. any online poll u can find regarding the subject consists mostly of wipers cause they r the only ones who make arguments/care about the subject at all so the results are skewed and in their favor even though if u ask 1000 people 950 of them will say they dont wipe their dongs after they pee. i am a proud shaker and i wont be oppressed by these meninist sit-down-peeing sissy wipers i dont care what they say it is not fucking unhygienic

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4 some reason i anm now getting trans penis on my tumblr home page...? wlel... im not omplaining... but why? i havent searched up trasn penis. how does tumblr know wat i want?

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10 posts! 10 littles gubbies cracking on theb ed! 1 fell offs and bumped its head!

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no longer mad about the video game :3

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looks like somebodys mouse stopped working at the worst possible time in game.... not to mention they got some braindead idiot teammates!!! im talking genuinely fucking stupid mental type they would have been used as guinea pigs for scientific testing or just straight up executed like maybe one of them could get away with just being trepanned and allowed to go on and live life in a care facility or some shit. but the rest were just actual fucking gene spliced apes i genuinely cant tell if they were blind and deaf or if i got teamed up with some remedial middle schools esports team FUCK THIS STUPID GAME

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jama gonna play osme league hoppefully they have fun cause if they dont u can probably guess wat theyll do!! (TW// SUICIDE)

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i dont like ads can yoy make the ads go away... i wish they were more personalizd ao i could see ads 2 hire people 2 punch me in the stomach or uuhmm.... what was it i just had it... something something pit huffing..

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5 posts! 5 is not the length of my pecker in inches! it is not that big. yet...

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hi. looking for quick and fun sex. reblog if interested or shoot me a message. must not care about size but i still get to top and also cant ask about my size. must be in my immediate area but i will not be sharing until we are both riled up and ready to make love.

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been trying really hard with my friends to get this girl to start wearing diapers. been using heavy social engineerin g and gangstalking tactics and subliminal messaging but holy fuck she is resilient

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from now oon if you piss me off i will not be arguing with you. you will.. no.. you will earn.. wait... i will correct you.. and uhm.. no.. by correct i mean rape... rape correction.

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wow. just wow..... i want his little sexy icy but.t.....

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popping my profiles cherry

take it! +slaps my keyboard+ take it!! +slaps again+ uuunnnfnffgghhhhhhh ouughghghhh fuckkkkk im pposting all over