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miiriya

you ain’t grading a college paper

vanlifunhouse-deactivated202101

Do this for any company that asks you to review their employees always.

an0nymz

You wouldn’t believe the number of times I swear I get 4/5 star ratings at my job just because the way people think is “well 5/5 means perfect and nobody’s perfect, 4/5 is good!” The company I work for doesn’t understand this common mentality at all, and will let people go over not having consistent enough 5/5 ratings. Obviously they don’t inform the customers of that.

fwizard

this also applies to your restaurant servers!!

damostnotdalessa

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

catchymemes

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

krabby-kronicle

deqm-deactivated20180502

Out of all the captions that could’ve been put with that picture I’m so glad it’s that one

niggazinmoscow

This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.

ladyshinga

“lol the only people mad about the tumblr announcement just want porn lol”

Yeah, no.

Tumblr blocked the tag “chronic pain” in this mess for no reason

They’re flagging commonly used tags by queer people, sex educators, and artists who make their fucking LIVING on tumblr

They’re gonna take down genuine sex workers because they didn’t curb the problem with spamming porn bots YEARS ago when tumblr users REPORTED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND *OVER* that it was a problem

Tumblr IGNORED the bots, IGNORED the problems, and honestly treated it like NOTHING until their app was taken off a store due to it.

They’re fucking over a shit-ton of REAL PEOPLE who rely on tumblr for community and/or income because they ignored users’ complaints about shitty porn bots for YEARS until it had financial consequences

I can no longer even talk about chronic pain without the post being blocked from searches

I have drawn one or two nude pieces on my art tumblr which is 99% safe for work but now I’m worried the blog will be taken down entirely because Tumblr won’t bother differentiating between spam and REAL PEOPLE just trying to live their goddamn lives

And god forbid I want to talk about bisexuality or sex or kink in just… MY LIFE. As a normal-ass human being who just wants to TALK ABOUT HUMAN THINGS

No, their solution to nuke a problem they’ve ignored for years is to take us all down at once

So maybe don’t laugh about “oh no not my pornz” because 1. plenty of that ~porn~ is made by actual humans making their living and 2. WAY MORE than “just porn” is being targeted

This along with Facebook continuously upholding white supremacy by letting nazi shit fly by while they ban people for speaking out against their oppressors and it’s basically like we’re running out of truly free places to just… BE

prixels

@staff

gillywulf

Because it’s getting to 400.

~~~

Korra still has nightmares.

They startle her awake in the dead of night and rush her into a sudden panic that takes her a few seconds to realize is unfounded. Sometimes the monster is Zaheer, sometimes Amon, and other notable occasions the monster is herself. She always lays there stiff and disoriented until her heart rate settles and her vision clears; until she realizes no, that is not happening.

She likes it best when outside sources remind her of the present. She likes hearing Naga’s soft snores at the foot of the bed. She likes hearing the cranefish outside screaming to one another. She likes it best when Asami’s hand slides over her shoulder with a soft question.

“Hey, are you okay?” She waits until Korra nods or huffs out a ‘yes’ before kissing Korra’s shoulder and wrapping herself around the shaking body.

“I’m okay, just bad dreams” Korra forces herself to relax into the warmth of her favorite person until she’s not forcing it anymore. She just really loves Asami.

“Do you want to talk about it?” Asami’s voice is sleep-rough and soft and Korra could listen to it forever.

“Maybe in the morning. I don’t want to keep you up too late. I know you’ve got that meeting in the morning” Korra replies with a shake of her head. She feels more than she hears Asami’s low groan as she buries her head into Korra’s shoulder.

“I didn’t want to think about that, but I appreciate the consideration. And hey, if I’m tired because of you? That’s not so bad” she mumbles.

“Not so bad, huh?” Korra laughs, settling even more into her girlfriend.

Asami hums. “You’re kind of the best so I don’t mind” She seems to drift back to sleep mere seconds later and Korra has to admire it. Her heart feels a thousand times lighter as she presses a kiss to Asami’s forehead before following after her.

angelicguy

there is really nothing more satisfying than the purchase of a nice jacket

FACTS

please dont yell.

ᶠᵃᶜᵗˢ

thank you.

caribbeansapphos-deactivated201

listen… i’m a lesbian and i know full well what oppression based on love is like… but i wish white gay folks wouldn’t act like sexuality is the only reason anyone’s ever felt that

caribbeansapphos-deactivated201

there are people in my family who’ve been disowned because they married someone of a different colour to them… i’m mixed race and the very concept of my existence would’ve been illegal in the us when my parents were born. the supreme court only ruled against discrimination of mixed-race marriages in 1967! that’s barely 50 years ago. homophobia is an awful thing to experience and i know that from first hand experience but i’m begging you to remember that gay people aren’t the only ones being killed for who they love. please remember the struggles faced by Black and brown people when you talk about oppression. please have some solidarity with your nonwhite friends (especially your nonwhite gay friends!) when you talk about dismantling the systems that keep us alone and isolated. please remember the horrible history that is anti-miscegenation laws when you talk about equal marriage rights, because they aren’t just for white gay people.

caribbeansapphos-deactivated201

this is okay for white people to reblog

zanabism-deactivated20200529

if you’re not committed to antiracism, you’re not a good doctor.

I remember when I had pneumonia I was so sick and exhausted and in pain that I couldn’t get out of bed for *days* — I eventually pushed myself to walk across campus to the doctor’s office (it took me literally 45 minutes to walk there bc I had to walk so slow) and when I got there…the doctor made it seem I was only trying to get out of writing an exam lol. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I was going to be withdrawing from the class anyway bc I hadn’t had the energy to get to lectures at all that semester. She lectured me about how she sees students do this all the time and she can’t take a risk in trusting me when the only thing that was wrong with me was exhaustion. “We all have off days” is what she said lolol.

I was so humiliated at her insinuation that I eventually just nodded when she said it “didn’t seem like I had any issues” and went back home. It wasn’t until I fainted walking down the hallway like 4 feet outside my apartment that I started panicking and called someone to take me to the hospital. When I got there even the receptionists looked genuinely pale to see how hard it was for me to walk and how much it hurt to breathe or talk.

It would take *6* different antibiotics for the really advanced pneumonia to finally die out, the last of which was delivered intravenously in my arm for 10 continuous days — I still have the scar where the initial IV was and I have another mark on my wrist. I *literally* couldn’t walk or lay on my back for 8-9 weeks. I would sleep sitting up with pillows on a chair and when my breath would involuntarily deepen as I started to fall asleep I would jerk awake bc of the sharp pain my lung where the pneumonia was.

That same doctor who thought I was lying about being sick would then call me like 34 times in a row when my blood test results came to her office and the hospital sent her my chest x rays lolol, obviously worried about looking bad and having called me a liar and sending me home when I had such a serious bout of pneumonia.

In the 3rd year of my premed degree I would learn that doctors in North America — and specifically white women in nursing lol — often see south Asian women as malingerers who exaggerate their pain. In a UK study there were neonatal nurses who went so far as to say that south Asian women also lack maternal instincts, care more about their pain meds than their child and “can’t handle” child birth.

Yosif al Hasnawi — an Iraqi Canadian teen — died at the hands of two paramedics who did not believe he had been shot and claimed he was “acting” when he was actually internally bleeding. They made him walk to the ambulance with a bullet in his stomach, from which he would later die after not being transported to the hospital for 38 minutes.

Just yesterday My cousin, totally healthy, just died of a brain hemorrhage and often complained about ongoing migraines that could’ve been telltale signs of hypertension that were totally ignored by her doctor for years.

and just a day before that Kim porter who was otherwise healthy just died of pneumonia while having expressed her symptoms and pain to doctors for days — I would say that I’m shocked by this but the implications faced by brown people and racism in the healthcare system is 10x worse for black women who are often seen as liars and in it for the meds as a result of historical anti blackness and systemic rejection of black patients’ pain.

doctors are literally trained to perceive racialized people as malingerers who are trying to scam for meds or medical attention instead of people in pain. It’s 100% systemic and actually integrated into medical education.

xmagnet-o

Yeah exactly this

oakttree-deactivated20221126

Medicine is no less likely than any other field to have problems with racism. But when it’s someone’s life at stake (or at minimum someone’s comfort), it is really critical that this kind of prejudice is rooted out.

Most likely everyone’s seen this notorious page from a nursing textbook, but in case you haven’t, enjoy some piping hot medical racism:

zanabism-deactivated20200529

…this is ….published in 2014….i don’t know what to say

tariqah

All of them are talking about how we pray the pain away or overreact to the pain… amazing

ramdaughter

“a tribal shaman” mother of god

takeitaway-penny

Somebody airdropped this to me in class…

thecommonchick

Same sis, same

annoyingfeministbitch

Contrary to Popular Belief Africa is Not a Monolith

“You don’t look African”

Considering Africa is a continent with 54 different countries and over 3000 different ethnic groups, it really shouldn’t surprise people that there is no one set look for an African.

Afar people: