#shakespeare yolo

shakespeare, man. shakespeare.

[skidbit]

i live on incorrectshakespeare’s hamlet tag

[incorrectshakespeare]

this is actually perfect

[shakespeareyolo]

act IV, scene III

Claudius: Hamlet, this deed, for thine especial safety— which we do tender as we dearly grieve for that which thou hast done— must send thee hence with fiery quickness. Therefore prepare thyself. The bark is ready and the wind at help, th' associates tend, and everything is bent for England.

Hamlet: I'm being kicked out of the country?

Claudius: Yup.

Hamlet: Kiss me.

Claudius: What?

Hamlet: See, when I'm being fucked, I like to be kissed on the mouth.

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

famous shakespeare quotes but with “bruh” at the end of them

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

what’s done is done bruh

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

now is the winter of our discontent, bruh

[pipistrellus]

#do you bite your thumb at me bruh? #nah bruh i do not bite my thumb at you bruh but i do bite my thumb bruh

[revieloutionne]

“thou hast undone our mother, bruh”

“bruh, I have done thy mother”

[theliterarysnob]

“if music be the food of love, play on bruh.”

[mydarlingsarah]

et tu, bruh?

[verlaines-ex]

oh bruh, bruh, wherefore art thou bruh?

[strongbowdarkfruit]

this is so funny 

[strongbowdarkfruit]

terrible puns i’ve heard so far:

william bakespeare

william shakespliff 

much ado about puffing

a midsummer night’s weed 

please add to the list 

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

hamlit

[theagonyofdefeat]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

what

[shakespeareyolo]

Ghost: Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing

To what I shall unfold.

Hamlet: Speak; I am bound to hear.

Ghost: Hi bound to hear I'm dad

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen

Titus Andronicus: “Well That Escalated Quickly”  Romeo and Juliet: “Shut Up, You’re Like 12” Julius Caesar: “I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now” Hamlet: “[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]” Othello: “Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be.” King Lear: “Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks” Macbeth: “Did It For the Vine” Antony and Cleopatra: “Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow.”

[soulpantheism]

"You have betrayed thy homie"

[hrunting]

I did it. I don’t know why I did it but I did it.

[valeria2067]

Perfect

[comesoutinmoron]

[nottheaverageasian-deactivated2]

when you try to make plans with your friends and they say no

[shakespeareyolo]

horatio: norway wants to march their army through denmark

hamlet: what's that prince's name again?

horatio: fortinbras

hamlet: fourteen bras? that's like

hamlet:

hamlet: twenty-eight titties

[angry-comics]

[shakespeareyolo]

sour-idealist:

angry-comics:

More Hamlet

 #YOUR UNCLE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE DOUCHECANOE is kind of an accurate summary of the whole play

[itsforyouitsgod]

Capulets? More like Crapulets heh

A Montague at some point probably  (via chrlspratts)

[fleshanimal]

[randomgeeknamedbrent]

Shakespeare walks into a gay bar

[Exit, pursued by a bear]

[megachikorita-deleted]

hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue