i live on incorrectshakespeare’s hamlet tag
this is actually perfect
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@shakespeareyolo
i live on incorrectshakespeare’s hamlet tag
this is actually perfect
act IV, scene III
Claudius: Hamlet, this deed, for thine especial safety— which we do tender as we dearly grieve for that which thou hast done— must send thee hence with fiery quickness. Therefore prepare thyself. The bark is ready and the wind at help, th' associates tend, and everything is bent for England.
Hamlet: I'm being kicked out of the country?
Claudius: Yup.
Hamlet: Kiss me.
Claudius: What?
Hamlet: See, when I'm being fucked, I like to be kissed on the mouth.
famous shakespeare quotes but with “bruh” at the end of them
what’s done is done bruh
now is the winter of our discontent, bruh
#do you bite your thumb at me bruh? #nah bruh i do not bite my thumb at you bruh but i do bite my thumb bruh
“thou hast undone our mother, bruh”
“bruh, I have done thy mother”
“if music be the food of love, play on bruh.”
et tu, bruh?
oh bruh, bruh, wherefore art thou bruh?
this is so funny
terrible puns i’ve heard so far:
william bakespeare
william shakespliff
much ado about puffing
a midsummer night’s weed
please add to the list
hamlit
Ghost: Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
To what I shall unfold.
Hamlet: Speak; I am bound to hear.
Ghost: Hi bound to hear I'm dad
Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen
Titus Andronicus: “Well That Escalated Quickly” Romeo and Juliet: “Shut Up, You’re Like 12” Julius Caesar: “I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now” Hamlet: “[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]” Othello: “Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be.” King Lear: “Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks” Macbeth: “Did It For the Vine” Antony and Cleopatra: “Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow.”
"You have betrayed thy homie"
I did it. I don’t know why I did it but I did it.
Perfect
when you try to make plans with your friends and they say no
horatio: norway wants to march their army through denmark
hamlet: what's that prince's name again?
horatio: fortinbras
hamlet: fourteen bras? that's like
hamlet:
hamlet: twenty-eight titties
sour-idealist:
angry-comics:
More Hamlet
#YOUR UNCLE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE DOUCHECANOE is kind of an accurate summary of the whole play
Capulets? More like Crapulets heh
A Montague at some point probably (via chrlspratts)
Shakespeare walks into a gay bar
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
hamlet is much funnier if you only read the margins and not the actual dialogue