My, My Simple Sir, This Ain’t Gonna Work...

Kat, 20s. A little bit of everything and anything

[bugwars]

numbah one rule of headaches is keep looking at that screen and turn the brightness alllllllllll the way up… and a little electronic music couldn’t hurt.. if that’s your style

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[countkunt]

my personal favorite

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

[at-least-three-bears]

Peregrine

I looked up when I heard the falcon cry above a hill of dead grass dry as bone, it wheeled and swooped across a clouded sky, twixt gold and grey I saw it flew alone. A month ago, another two were here I watched as they locked talons, whirled and dived I heard their screams enmingle and grow near, as overhead a new Becoming thrived. But this day they were nowhere to be seen Long gone and flown, moved on to somewhere new, some other hill where living grass grows green, and left this one behind unmissed, un-rued. Do you miss them? I wonder if I should. I too would be a pilgrim if I could.

[mintypineapple]

[phlantphrincess]

he's doing his best, coughing and hacking his way through the dnp channel

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[trb752]

Kodak Coquette Camera with matching lipstick and compact, 1930

[maikadmonroe]

Anthony Boyle as Brendan Hughes in Say Nothing (2024)

[jimbles-archive]

[frostedmagnolias]

Blue Silk Satin Bodice

c. 1891

Augusta Auctions

[feluka]

i know if your parents are from different countries you can inherit either nationality or both but wouldn't it be more fun if they drew a line between the spot one parent was born and the spot the other parent was born and you got the nationality of wherever the midpoint of that line is? just a thought to spice things up. like if you have one algerian parent and one egyptian parent then you get libyan nationality. it's awesome too because many people would get ocean nationality.

[omgsamchap]

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

[sandmandaddy69]

[maalidoesart]

every miku is canon…..