time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.
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time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.
by talos this cant be happening
this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter
i don't believe such a time ever existed
this is hilarious actually bring it back
I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god
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DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME
I can go upside down.
WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU
a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: âone of your flies flew into my drinkâ and my coworker was so confused that they just said: ââŚmy fly?â
#MyFly
they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
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and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance
some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear
I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.
hey man how's it going
sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess
hey man how's it going
wow. made it less than three months in
this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys
remember to cry for help without guilt-tripping. i know it feels like youâve been abandoned and betrayed, but itâs probably not true, and itâs not okay to accuse the people around you of something they might not have done.
âi guess none of you like meâ could be better phrased as âi feel unloved right nowâ
âbut nobody cares anywayâ could be better phrased as âi feel insignificant and i need reassuranceâ
rather than assuming othersâ feelings, give them time to explain them. youâll usually get a much better answer.
This is really important for future predictions, too. âYouâre eventually going to leave meâ is impossible for someone else to disprove without just sticking around forever, but no one wants to stick around when theyâre being constantly accused of future abandonment. Giving someone no choice but to either stay with you forever in order to prove you wrong or leave you and prove you right is incredibly emotionally manipulative, whether you mean it to be or not.
âI get scared sometimes because Iâm afraid of being alone againâ is easier to address and doesnât leave your partner(s)/friend(s) feeling as though theyâre being preemptively accused of something. Â
lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide
ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message âBOY GIMME THAT JOHNSONâ and I loved it so much that I couldnât even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life
wikipedia Tell me if this manâs gay
happy pride
okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spockâs in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or heâll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, heâs also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesnât die. but then spockâs fiance (tâpring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the âblood lustâ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get whatâs happening. and tâpring picks kirk to be her âchampionâ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he wonât marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so heâs like of course iâll do this fight if itâll help spock and then he gets told itâs a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc heâs killed his âbest friendâ only to discover kirkâs alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride
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