Dumbass Bitch

Pheonix. Dumbass mess. I'm trying. expect a lot of unorganised fandom stuff

[rowark]

[qujoie]

[okiitos]

Balloon for when somebody lands in the hospital for something that was definitely their fault.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Just a Grizzly bear casually fixing a fallen safety cone as they walk down the road.

via

[chewedcorn]

Ready, go!!

[hughhighlander]

showing off new winter coats

wee heilan coos via hmgård

[giant-sketches]

I'm open for commissions as I am in a crisis!!! My laptop died on me last night where I cannot access the internet at all on it. Thus, I need a new one and fast!!!

That also means I am posting this off my phone so bare with me. I couldn't complete an actual price sheet, but I can make a long post with my prices and examples.

If you are interested DM me soon as I will only have 3 slots open at a time. I take payment only through PayPal and upfront.

Each commission comes with 1 or 2 characters. Additional characters worth cost $3 ea.

First chose a type of Sketch:

1. Basic Sketch $12

2. Basic Shaded Sketch $15

3. Monochromatic Sketch $18

4. Simple Color Sketch $20

5. Detailed Color Sketch $25

Second, chose a type of Pose:

1. Close-up: $1

2. Head-shot: $2

3. Mid-view: $4

4. Waist-shot: $8

Poses I offer: kiss, nose hug, handheld, hand holding, on shoulder, on top of head, chest hug, in pocket, cuddling, sleeping on

-if you have another pose in mind just ask and I'll let you know if I can do it

Extra detail costs vary between $3 to $6

-Complex outfits

-Body details like tattoos or extra limbs if excessive

-Accessories/objects like weapons, toys, or props

-Backgrounds

My Don'ts: fetish, nsfw, mecha, furry, full-body, gore, vore

My Do's: sfw, OCs, anthropomorphic, fictional ships

Examples:

Basic Sketch + Close-up = $13

Basic Shaded Sketch + Head-shot = $17

Monochromatic Sketch + Mid-view = $22

Simple Colored Sketch + Close-up = $21

Detailed Colored Sketch + Head-shot = $27

[plethodoncinereus]

I just realize I have never posted my 47 frogs in a box which is a goddamn shame

(No froggos were harmed in the making of this video, they were in the box for under an hour and released where we found them)

[incorrectgoodomens]

Frogs 🥺💖

This is my big, totally real frog.

People say I'm too old to have him, because I'm almost 25, but he's called Prince Naveen and he is the best thing.

[incorrectgoodomens]

photobombed by stitch's snout 😂

[captainpangolin]

hIS NAME IS PRINCE NAVEEN OMG I LOVE HIM

[plethodoncinereus]

I LOVE BOTH OF THEM

Hissy the beanie baby snake says hi

[captainpangolin]

bABBY SNEK UGH I LOVE HISSY WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BEAN

hissy do a blep :p

[plethodoncinereus]

this is the best possible thing to happen on my post.

Sunflower, my bb noodle, does a blep as well

[incorrectgoodomens]

We need more pictures of the danger noodle 🥺💖

[incorrectgoodomens]

I'm just sat with Prince Naveen in my lap watching Aladdin 🥺💖

While Stitch is staring off into the distance like 'hello darkness my old friend..' 😂

[unholyhymns]

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

[unholyhymns]

HEY, GOD? NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT

[shangheists]

[fandomrecycling]

There’s at least 12 prophets hiding on this site and I adore all of them

[buzzkiller-deactivated20230821]

fuck it, community characters as john mulaney quotes

jeff:

annie:

abed:

troy:

britta:

shirley:

pierce:

frankie:

the dean:

*even though gay doesn't even BEGIN to explain it

[the104yearoldvirgin]

Alice, divining an all-out war between her family and the Vampire Government in the middle of Algebra 102:

[bi-baudelaires]

I figured out how to make text post memes so now it’s really over for you hoes

Bonus:

[msjessicaday]

bonus:

[darlingshane]

[rewrotethestars]

[marlborodean]

Troy & Abed’s “weird little relationship,” as perceived by others. (s1)

[vahkarianmoved]

favorite male characters —  troy barnes (community)

she was born in the 80s. she still uses her phone as a phone!

[mac-mcdonald]