Snobbish Perfection

(( Seamus Yuen ;; 17 ;; FC: Émile Woon ;; Bully: Canis Canem Edit OC ))

[shamiingseamus]

aem nae deid, jist sae ye ken.

[gauthierbby]

But are you okay is the question.

[shamiingseamus]

noo ai’ 'at a loaded question

[shamiingseamus]

aem nae deid, jist sae ye ken.

[shamiingseamus]

[pretty-boy-palmer-glass]

Dude what the fuck

[shamiingseamus]

was a wee bit peckish, thooght ah’d fix up somethin’ tae eat.

[pretty-boy-palmer-glass]

Ah, of course.

When you’re done with your snack, just throw the bowl away would you? I’ve already ordered more Corning Ware dishes. I’d be surprised if the dishwasher could handle it.

[shamiingseamus]

dornt be dramatic, it’s jist a wee bit ay chocolate milk, it’s nae gonnae hurt anyain. nane ay ye appreciate braw cuisine.

[shamiingseamus]

[pretty-boy-palmer-glass]

Dude what the fuck

[shamiingseamus]

was a wee bit peckish, thooght ah’d fix up somethin' tae eat.

[shamiingseamus]

[bullworthssunshine]

Aam startin’ tae hink some ay ye ur bent.

[shamiingseamus]

whit’s ‘at ye daft cunt? come doon haur an’ say it tae mah coupon wa don ye

[bullworthssunshine]

Ah didne pure techt anythin’ bad by it! Ah was kiddin’. Gonnie nae yeel at me…

[shamiingseamus]

sorry mate. ah’m super high reit noo, tae be honest, dornt pure ken whit’s gooan oan.

[bullworthssunshine]

Aam startin’ tae hink some ay ye ur bent.

[shamiingseamus]

whit’s 'at ye daft cunt? come doon haur an' say it tae mah coupon wa don ye

[shamiingseamus]

tae a’ fowk ‘at saw me boak aw ower th’ fluir in starbucks today, sorry abit ‘at.

[gauthierbby]

You did… What all over the floor?

[shamiingseamus]

boak. yae ken, lik’ vomit?

[gauthierbby]

Ohhh. Are you okay?

[shamiingseamus]

aye, bin a coople days since ah’ve eaten, guess mah stomach wasn’t ready.

[gauthierbby]

That’s not good, you should take care of yourself! At least eat a snack or something ever few hours.

[shamiingseamus]

ah forgot, mah bad.

yae soond just loch me mam.

[shamiingseamus]

tae a’ fowk ‘at saw me boak aw ower th’ fluir in starbucks today, sorry abit ‘at.

[gauthierbby]

You did… What all over the floor?

[shamiingseamus]

boak. yae ken, lik’ vomit?

[gauthierbby]

Ohhh. Are you okay?

[shamiingseamus]

aye, bin a coople days since ah’ve eaten, guess mah stomach wasn’t ready.

[shamiingseamus]

tae a’ fowk ‘at saw me boak aw ower th’ fluir in starbucks today, sorry abit ‘at.

[gauthierbby]

You did… What all over the floor?

[shamiingseamus]

boak. yae ken, lik' vomit?

[shamiingseamus]

tae a' fowk 'at saw me boak aw ower th' fluir in starbucks today, sorry abit 'at.

[recipeforsuccess]

Your first mistake is assuming I wake up in the morning

[interact with her COWARDS]

[shamiingseamus]

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

[recipeforsuccess]

Your accent is so cool.

[shamiingseamus]

thenk yae, ah grew my vocal chords aw by meself. nut a one of yae americans seems tae understan me.

[recipeforsuccess]

Lmao I’m not American

I’m Korean

[shamiingseamus]

ah see. dae yae hae a stoat accent?

[recipeforsuccess]

Kind of? I mean, I only moved here like 2 years ago

[shamiingseamus]

braw. lit me hear it?

[recipeforsuccess]

Sure! Meet me by the autobody shop?

[shamiingseamus]

yoo’ve got it, lassie.

[recipeforsuccess]

Your first mistake is assuming I wake up in the morning

[interact with her COWARDS]

[shamiingseamus]

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

[recipeforsuccess]

Your accent is so cool.

[shamiingseamus]

thenk yae, ah grew my vocal chords aw by meself. nut a one of yae americans seems tae understan me.

[recipeforsuccess]

Lmao I’m not American

I’m Korean

[shamiingseamus]

ah see. dae yae hae a stoat accent?

[recipeforsuccess]

Kind of? I mean, I only moved here like 2 years ago

[shamiingseamus]

braw. lit me hear it?

[recipeforsuccess]

Your first mistake is assuming I wake up in the morning

[interact with her COWARDS]

[shamiingseamus]

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

[recipeforsuccess]

Your accent is so cool.

[shamiingseamus]

thenk yae, ah grew my vocal chords aw by meself. nut a one of yae americans seems tae understan me.

[recipeforsuccess]

Lmao I’m not American

I’m Korean

[shamiingseamus]

ah see. dae yae hae a stoat accent?

[recipeforsuccess]

Your first mistake is assuming I wake up in the morning

[interact with her COWARDS]

[shamiingseamus]

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

[recipeforsuccess]

Your accent is so cool.

[shamiingseamus]

thenk yae, ah grew my vocal chords aw by meself. nut a one of yae americans seems tae understan me.

[recipeforsuccess]

Your first mistake is assuming I wake up in the morning

[interact with her COWARDS]

[shamiingseamus]

that’s pure barry, lass. but ah’m one step ahead of yae, ah deh go tae sleep at aw.

[olliesawyer]

i’m here on a mission dudes no funny business here

[shamiingseamus]

lookin’ pure class, mate

[olliesawyer]

thanks dude! i know it’s late but you wouldn’t be able to help me find somebody around here would you?

[shamiingseamus]

ah deh dae tha sleep thing much, so yea, ah can help yae

who yae lookin’ feh?

[olliesawyer]

i gotta remember my note from earlier uhhhhhh

guy namedddd i think theodore, last name should be samuels?

[shamiingseamus]

oh! yae mean tha wee jobber jabber, ah know him. wha yae lookin’ feh him feh?