This World Keeps Spinning Faster

Emily, Minnesota, Wild ❤️💚

[dwight-schrutes]

my last two braincells when i make a rare good decision 

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America?

“You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?”

$34,000 a year, no college needed?

God forbid you take an honest job $7,000 above Michigan’s average cost of living line.

“You don’t wanna be a ditch digger.”

Bitch, I was making $15 an hour, post tax, doing exactly that, the fuck is wrong with it? (Other than it was physically exhausting.)

We need to help America, as a whole, understand that college is not, and should not be he only option, and that there is NO SHAME in trade school or even getting a career right out of high school.

I, personally, know plumbers making $80,000+ a year. Better than most 4 year degree workers.

We need plumbers, janitors, truck-drivers, garbage collectors, machinists, to keep this nation running smoothly. And they deserve respect for what they do.

Miss me with your classist bullshit.

[hazel2468]

“You cannot demand services and then degrade those who provide those services.”

Not sure who said that it but it has always stuck with me because hell it is so true.

[iwanttobeafirefly]

Respect.

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

you are going to feel so much love and devotion it’s going to scare you. you aren’t used to being the object of so much tenderness; and maybe you don’t even think you deserve it. but you do. you know you do. embrace it with open arms and let it wash over you.

[twitterlols]

[goaliebuttstho]

My Favourite Goalies - 5/???

Marc-André Fleury

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[sistertaxon]

none of this matters if they’re not back in town though

[heckeyleague]

offseason 2017

[tampabaylightning]

Jonas Brodin and Joel Eriksson Ek celebrating their World Championship gold at Sergels Torg, Stockholm.

[mightymalkin]

I hope the pens are good and pissed off because of this stupid game and destroy the senators in game 7

[arrogantsuggestion]

They were never going to change. You did the right thing.

[docdaddy]

I know someone needs this

[kimkardashingthroughtthesnow]

[strangeparker]

this is 90% of my adulthood experience 

[kidzboppizza]

This might just be one of the funniest hockey videos I’ve ever seen

[audreynical2]

(Tweet from @nycsouthpaw) Kris Kobach should learn to use folders and cover sheets.

[image] Department of Homeland Security Kobach Strategic Plan for first 365 Days.

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Can someone caption this when you get a chance? I’m on mobile.

[tanjir0se]

[Transcript for those who are having trouble reading]

1. Bar the Entry of Potential Terrorists -I. Update and reintroduce the NSEERS screening and tracking system (National Security Entry-Exit Registration System) that was in place from 2002-2005. All aliens from high risk areas are tracked.  -II. Add extreme vetting system for high risk aliens. Question them regarding support for Sharia law, jihad, equality of men and women, the United States Constitution.  -III. Reduce intake of Syrian refugees to zero using authority under the 1980 Refugee Act.

2. [Unreadable] Record Number of Criminal Aliens in the First Year -[unreadable] 193,000 criminal removal cases dropped by the Obama Administration. -[unreadable] ICE guidance memorands(?) adopted by the Obama Administration, issue new guidance [unreadable] “criminal alien” as any alien arrested for any crime, and any gang member.  -[remainder is mostly unreadable; discusses enlisting local and state goverments to aid in the decrease of “criminal aliens”]

3. [Mostly unreadable, discusses PLANS FOR THE WALL] -[unreadable] in addition to the 319 miles of existing [unreadable] covering the entire 1,989 miles planned for rapid build. [unreadable] the PATRIOT Act to prevent illegal aliens [unreadable]

[Most of the rest is unreadable]

5. [unreadable] -[mostly unreadable, the ending sentence contains the phrase “Draft amendments to National Voter…”]

That’s all I could make out. If anyone else wants to add what they can see, feel free to do so.

[avatarthelastzed-deactivated202]

This is a serious breach of classified information handling. I hope he gets fired for this! Better people have been fired for less (and lost an election)

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[ruinedchildhood]

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

2017 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team