Mr. Business Man, Mr. Landlord, Mr. Real Estate

Shane's real estate fetish really did pay off | 🇹🇼 Jiang Ahn (江安) but you can call me Daniel | 25 | he/him

[lordhuachengzhu]

You would never catch me dead with Montreal Metros merch

[dogsdayilya]

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

[anime-writing-everything]

How Shane shows Hayden affection:

-sending “send this to your best friend” social media posts on all social media his mom forces him on

-sends him fan edits on social media, mostly platonic but he has definitely sent non platonic shipper edits to Hayden and Hayden doesn’t say anything

-let’s Hayden hug him (in the epilogue of heated rivalry I love that it’s established that Hayden puts his arms out for hugs and Shane decides to close the gap)

-constantly around him, which is the equivalent to a cat staying in your space

-gets him sponsorships, or more specifically gets his mom to do it. He also probably makes Hayden use the same agent

-if Hayden asks a “what did you do” will say the entire thing of what he did from start to finish in bullet points

-bumps his head against Hayden, both with and without helmets

[smokey-ilya]

this is ilya when shane attempts to put away his baby album, whining that ilya’s had enough “fat baby shane time today” even tho there’s no such thing as enough fat baby shane time

[saints3angels]

obsessed with this poor guy who gets dragged away from his takeout menu so his evil bisexual roommate can go have the worst club experience of his life

[shanesloverboy]

And if I said Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams as Orpheus and Eurydice in Hadestown?

[toneelspeelster]

ilya wanted to tell shane that the closest he felt to home was when he was with him.

[shanesloverboy]

When Connor Storrie pulls this move

[perlukafarinn]

a video just popped up in my feed of a 6yo girl getting interviewed after playing a hockey game. she's asked who's there with her and she counts off all her family members and then she's asked if she wants to say anything to them and she goes "...hello."

"do you want to say anything else to them?"

"..........no."

anyway, that's baby shane to me.

[shanesloverboy]

Hudson Williams at Sweaty Betty's in Toronto

[shanesloverboy]

I know way too much about the goings-on of the teenagers in Kamloops, British Colombia

[intercrusher]

hockey players am i right

[hotelstares]

Gimme kiss.

[carocchi]

at the cottage

[daiiku]

[shanesloverboy]

I'm going to make it my sole purpose in life this summer to be as respectfully horny for Connor Storrie as I possibly can.

[semoyed]

face card never declines