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Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

catboybiologist

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

catboybiologist

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

catboybiologist

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

#victor wembabyama if he was a sea lion

marz-rm

a little portrait of Hudson Williams and his cunty look more versions on patreon

#hudson williams #pretty art for pretty boy

quietwingsinthesky

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

quietwingsinthesky

painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.

quietwingsinthesky

op approved tags. you’re the only person here who sees my vision

#they dont post like this on the other Sites

hollandar

I remember there's a full spectrum of emotions in the bathroom scene in episode two where he goes from: fuck you, I hate you, whatever, you're an asshole to please suck my dick. And, I saw that on paper. I was like, what the hell? How do I get here? I didn't want to talk with Jacob yet. I wanted to find my own way in, and then it became one of my favourite scenes to do because that informed the rest of the character that is always there under anger, under sadness. It says I want you and not just in a sexual way, but I like you, you make me swoon, you make me melt. I think that's a really interesting layer. — Hudson Williams

#king of folding shane hollander #heated rivalry

urie

it must feel good as fuck to be a long suffering centaurs fan in some fuckass ottawa suburb that youve lived in your entire life and then one day your team randomly picks up one of the best players in the world in free agency for pennies and youre like okayyy what the fuck this is the best day of my life but its actually not. you cant begin to imagine what is about to happen. like the best day of your life looms on the horizon and you have no idea

#david hollander core

red-hood-vigilante

I used to think this was the beginning of your story. Memory is a strange thing. It doesn’t work like I thought it did. We are so bound by time, by its order.

Favourite movies (16/?): Arrival (2016)

#arrival