Covering their old heartbreaks with new tattoos

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ McCartney

McCartney: At least you know how dumb you are, there's strength in that.

Patrick: it’s what us normal people call being self aware.

[patrickcameron]

texts | mccartney + patrick

McCartney: Hey! Excuse you! I have a pizza going for me.

Patrick: wine and pizza what a pairing. Are you going to be rewatching the office as well?

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Catalina

Cata: [sends photo instead]

Cata: Is your mouth watering yet?

Patrick: Like a rabid dog.

Patrick: How long will it take you to make them?

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ McCartney

McCartney: I'm apparently brighter than you, dumbo!

Patrick:Fair. but that's not saying much in the first place. it's like being an inch off the ground

[chlo-miller]

“Any chance you’re free for dinner? I completely forgot to skip my meal kit deliveries for this week so Hello Fresh and Home Chef both showed up, which is way too much food for just me!”

[patrickcameron]

“You had me at dinner, I don;t know if I can handle another night of dino nuggets with mac and cheese. I’m curious though how many subscription services you have.” 

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Kori

Kori: Why are you trying to hard to see me as a mean person?

Patrick: Literally nothing has ever bee easier ever in my life.

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Macy

Macy: She's already going down that road it's not like shes any worse off than she is right now

Patrick: I gave her the idea that we just cut it all off but she started crying.

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✉ || Patrick ⇄ Shanley

Shanley: Well your nice way is about as polite as a slap in the face. Because half is sooooo much better, right? And I'm sorry but who in their right mind has a thing for cold pizza? It's meant to be enjoyed when it's scolding hot and right out of the oven.

Patrick: still better than a punch if you really think about it, it's like levels. You're getting free pizza, why are you being picky? Um any nomral person? What is wrong with you? It's better that way.

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Ginny

Ginny: ...who uses a whole roll of clorox wipes a week? No one in my house is spilling that often. Gosh, here I am trying to offer you actual solutions and you're trying to stress me out. And before you say it, this doesn't count as tough love!

Patrick: I'm pretty sure I've seen you pull up to drop off with one those small school buses, But it does, it's as tough as it gets. You just gotta roll with the punches

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Kori

Kori: Tell me one negative thing I've said!

Patrick: You were on me for getting off track! Ergo negative.

[patrickcameron]

texts | mccartney + open

McCartney: To drink a bottle of wine or not to drink a bottle of wine...

Patrick: Do it , what else do you have going for you on a tuesday night?

[patrickcameron]

adriana-rosales​:

“Good idea.” She disappeared momentarily, returning not a moment later with a lit cigarette in her hand. “God, much better.” Adriana exhaled once she was back next to Patrick. “I’m a grown woman, you know? Don’t need you to baby sit me.”

Patrick stuffed his hands back in his pocket as he waited, the summer air still sticking to his skin as he waited the time until the woman was back in sight. “I know that.” He replied with a shake of his head. His eyes glanced up at the tall building they were standing by. “Waiting on someone, you?”

[patrickcameron]

quinn-sheahan​:

“Your raging hard on, obviously.”

“Hey, my eyes are up here lady.“

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Catalina

Cata: There are a ton of things better than that. How about some arepas? I'm sure you'll love them. It's my mom's recipe and not that I'm biased or anything, but she's a great cook.

Patrick: but have you had their fries? I’ve never had them, describe it to me. Perfect now I’m expecting the best now

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Kori

Kori: Yelling is negative! Emphasizing is positive!

Patrick: I’m emphasizing that you’re being negative!

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Catalina

Cata: Please tell me you're not settling for a deluxe meal. I might as well just cook you a homemade meal.

Patrick: you don’t really settle when it comes to a spicy deluxe. What are you planning on making though?

[patrickcameron]

✉ || Patrick ⇄ Lainey

Lainey: For me it's the low waist pants but everyone has their thing.

Patrick: Thats why I keep seeing you pop up on my notification page saying you liked posts at 2 am