Shannanigans.

It ain’t easy being cheesy. 🧀

[funnytwittertweets]

[memewhore]

[danieandflars]

could you imagine being sheriff hassan and going to your first easter vigil like surely catholics aren’t as weird as they seem on tv, and then a guy gets turned into a vampire within like 8 minutes.

[smithsonian-official]

i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can just post 30 pictures of dinosaurs in a row and my followers will be like YEEEEEAAAA BABBY

[my0clonic-jerk]

[budweiner-deactivated20170719]

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

[scorpio3nergy]

when he isn’t obsessed with me 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

[247hungry-deactivated20220924]

Fuck nudes, send me the playlist you listen to when you’re sad

[lamortale-deactivated20230902]

please send

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nitrogen]

By Sam Stone

[giifs-s]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[lawbreaker13]

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

[cutecommiefemme]

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

[just-a-donut-who-reads]

Every time I see this it gets funnier

[femmevender]

[stultiloquentia]

Most Relatable Television Character 🏆

[femmesandhoney]

[rivierasunsetdiner]

Listen..... idk what it is about the absolute yearning that comes from stories where both people are into each other but they are not aware of the other's feelings but they still look at the relationship they have atm and go "being this close is enough. I'm glad with just this" but i go feral each time

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if you refuse to get the vaccine the government should sneak into your room after you go to sleep and take out the little chip in your neck that makes the supermarket doors open when you go near them