PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosimo Galluzzi
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
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@shannonmach
2011-2013
This makes me want to cry.
This is the god damn stuff I live for
Step up your game, Olive Garden.
I aspire to be like David Beckham when I’m a parent.
#Louis as a parent (x)
Corgi Desperately Wants Baby to Play with Him
[video]
Top of the world 💫
Smart dog.
Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.
(via bl-ossomed)
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
This is my new favorite post
This literally can’t get any cuter.