Lord Spat

I am no Cheshire.

[moldedwords]

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“Well, what have you there?  A Bible?  How very charming, how childish and refreshingly old-fashioned.”

-Mr. Dark, Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury

[welcome-to-alice-in-hell]

[fornaxvoid]

[realfootage]

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[chuschaos]

Darkest Demon by Chuizard

Finally finished this bad boy! Lord Spat the demon of darkness himself, folks!

Want me to draw you something?

[k-a-s-e-p-e-n]

[world-of-cats]

[dying-human]

[askmemenoquestions]

Out of Context Starters

“90% of your wedding budget is on chocolate.”

“Keep in mind that this is in the middle of July.”

“I’m at Carl’s Jr and all I see is other restaurants staring at us.”

“I went to school that Friday and tripped on grass.”

“I need to find the teacher person with the hair and thing who teaches.”

“Next time I get annoyed with a coworker I’m going to say he can go suck on my six dicks.”

“Go choke on my sextudick.”

“It’s too late for this.”

“It’s too early for this.”

“You have to draw a poorly drawn dick on one though.”

“We’re talking about lettuce porn.”

“I should be a porn director. I’ll specialize in veggie porn and sometimes do collabs with fruit porn people.”

“Should I get pizza today? I think I should.”

“No sinning today.”

“It was just a pillow fight, officer. What do you mean you’re not supposed to stuff a pillow with knives?”

“That meme is gonna haunt me forever.”

“We should probably both sleep.”

“That sounds like ‘I want to die’ kind of talk.”

“Are you a boat?”

“Can I sword you to death?”

“How come there’s no goddamn apples?”

“Don’t worry; I’ve got this.”

“You’re the only one with a penis.”

“Eat the corn!”

“We went from knife-fighting bears to having an assault rifle.”

“That doesn’t make sense, human meat should be juicy.”

“I will exit the plane if you keep eating pistachios.”

[shapelesscat]

AGREEABLE, BICKERING, NAUSEA, FILLING, ELAPSE, CALM DOWN, FINAL REQUESTS.

AGREEABLE: Do you prefer willing prey or ones with who put up a fight?Without a fight, it would be rather boring, I say. Although, it is rather amusing when they are so melancholy that they want you to kill them!!

BICKERING: Are there some types of personalities in prey that you don’t like and avoid?Good question! Hmm… No. I do not think there has been anyone I could not depress or make them fear me in some way.

NAUSEA: Have any of your prey made you forcibly cough them up?Oh, no! The prey is never the cause if I do.

FILLING: Do you prefer micro/macro or samesize?I do not discriminate meal sizes.

ELAPSE: How long do you like to feel prey inside your stomach before it gets annoying or worrisome to you?I have never experienced this. Perhaps if they were somehow still in there after a few months?

CALM DOWN: Ever get that one prey that just won’t chill, even if they know there’s nothing they can really do but hope you’ll spit them out?That is why you chew your food.

FINAL REQUESTS: Do you listen to them, taunt them, or pretend not to hear them?I will taunt them depending on the situation, but more often than not I ignore their pathetic pleas.

[shapelesscat]

Vore Pred Asks

Agreeable: Do you prefer willing prey or ones with who put up a fight?

Higher Role: What kind of predator would you consider yourself as?

Energy: do you enjoy peppier prey?

Release: Are you one to respond to "get me out of here," or let them die?

Tums: Do you seek some sort of aid to give you indigestion when it comes to swallowed prey?

Noms: How would you describe your "eating habits?"

Bickering: Are there some types of personalities in prey that you don't like and avoid?

Inner Struggle: What's your reaction to feeling someone making a fuss in your stomach?

Short Fuse: Ever get angry with your prey?

Friend or Food: Do you consider the prey you swallow sentient beings who deserve respect or simple sustenance?

Nausea: Have any of your prey made you forcibly cough them up?

Not What It Looks Like: Has anyone you've been close to ever walked in on you while swallowing someone else?

Rubs: Do you enjoy a little internal massage from your prey?

Drowsy: Ever fallen asleep with prey inside of you?

Anxious: Do stomach noises make you feel unsettled?

Cuddly: What would be your reaction to willing prey curling up inside you?

Peckish: Do you end up eating people when you're hungry?

Instinct: Do you have sudden urges to eat your friends?

Filling: Do you prefer micro/macro or samesize?

Gummy Worm: Do you enjoy eating prey alongside your other food?

Elapse: How long do you like to feel prey inside your stomach before it gets annoying or worrisome to you?

Growl: What do people assume when you start getting hungry?

Pet Peeve: Any times when you'd consider devouring someone if they made you tick?

Dog: Do you stand by and protect swallowed prey, or simply forget about them entirely?

Calm Down: Ever get that one prey that just won't chill, even if they know there's nothing they can really do but hope you'll spit them out?

Final Requests: Do you listen to them, taunt them, or pretend not to hear them?

Bargain: Would you let prey out if they offered something in return?

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[palacesuggestion]

I am not arrogant. I simply know my place. It’s quite far above yours.