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[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

20-something yo Bruce Wayne: Richard John Grayson!!

8yo Dick: Yes?

Bruce: There is a broken antique vase in the hallway where you were just jumping around.

Bruce: That vase has been in this house for generations!

Dick: Well I didn't break it.

Bruce:

Dick:

Bruce: I know. I'll give you 20 bucks if you tell Alfred it was you.

[danelamak2]

Fell in love with the scale of that place and the things inhabiting it.

Monstrosity was so cool you guys😭

[spookberry]

Happy Holidays @lastweekseyeliner!

You mentioned liking the idea of a workplace sitcom so i tried to do combine it with your prompt on blob ghosts. Hope you like it!

[ceilingfan25]

Happy holiday truce @a-very-little-fish !!!!!!

I combined your prompts "Fantasy/fae au with a bit of eldritch flare" and "The residents of amity park perspective on phantom" into this comic :D

Hope you enjoy!!

[ceilingfan25]

totally real quotes from my brother's keeper trust me guys

[aerial-jace]

God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.

[jainydoe]

Hey my best friend visited me for the holidays and, much to our respective partners' amusement, the two of us spent the entire time on the couch reading AO3. And it was a fucking blast. We were finding new authors, joining new fandoms - look, I could go on and on about how much AO3 means to me and how I really do view it as the pinnacle of creativity in our modern age - but I guess the point is when I told a coworker I read through my holiday break, and he said Me, too, then started complaining about the book he was reading, how long and arduous it was but It Was A Classic so he may as well finish it, I got to shout in my head COULDN'T BE ME HAHAH SORRY MY TUMBLRINAS AND AO3 GENIUSES ARE GOOD WRITERS BOOHOO CALL THE WAMBULANCE

[grumpyjesterr]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time

[grumpyjesterr]

Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”

Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”

Morticia: “fascinating”

[grumpyjesterr]

Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!

Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty

Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!

[grumpyjesterr]

*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*

Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is

Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better

*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*

[digitaldiscipline]

Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.

[lemonsharks]

Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead

Their reunion is highly emotional

[burntcopper]

Rick, whilst swordfighting:  My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.

Gomez: What. A. Woman.

[wizardnuke]

"everyone experiences [symptom]" how many times does it have to be explained that it's often about the frequency of the symptom, not the symptom itself

[wizardnuke]

"nearly everyone has had a headache before" i agree. "most people get headaches regularly" you're starting to lose me. "it's normal to have a headache all the time" go to a doctor.

"everyone gets anxious sometimes" true! "people get anxious pretty often" um. "it's normal to be anxious all the time" go to a doctor. etc

[shmreduplication]

frequency and SEVERITY

[transexualpirate]

"nearly everyone has had a headache before" i agree. "most people need to lie down for hours when they get a headache" you're starting to lose me. "it's normal to sob from your headache and take days to recover from it" go to a doctor.

[chaos-deimos-et-eris]

ok since were on the topic of headaches is it normal to throw up after them??? asking for me. i know its the pain and not anything else because if i take a pain killer before it gets too bad i dont throw up. its not to frequent, about once every 3-4 months but sometimes i get three of them within a few days of each other in which case i take a painkiller a week since i dont want to be that person that discovers otc painkillers work and then proceeded to destroy their liver accidentally

[m0th-h]

High King Phantom had been a honorary member of the Justice League for a while.

He had been summoned by the heroes about 25 years ago and found their apocalyptic scenario rather amusing. He had indulged them, enjoying the cute fear that painted their faces any time he would play up his annoyance.

It was after the first year of interacting with them that he started to remember what it was like to be human. He began to realize that these mortals were more than just cute pets. After spending so much time ruling the dead, he really had forgotten what it was like to be alive.

So, he got to know them. Their likes, dislikes, what they did outside of the hero business, what their individual moral code was. It was fascinating to learn about lives before they ended, and to make friends with living breathing creatures again was like a breath of fresh air.

Phantom had slowly shed his regal shell he'd built up over the centuries, eventually deciding to take a small 40 year vacation and help out his new... friends full time.

Everything had been going so so well.

That is, until a villain got a little too close with a obnoxiously powerful amnesia spell.

They had planned on wiping Phantom's memories completely and using his vulnerability as a means of control. They did not account for the fact that Phantom was much older than his 25 year old shell would leave those to believe.

Now, the Justice League is stuck with a condescending, slightly cruel, ruler once again, until they can reverse the spell. It would be so much easier if Phantom had left the spell-caster, or at least his ghost, alive, but they'll make due.

[chaos-deimos-et-eris]

the Justice League, kinda upset and kinda impressed to see the extreme changes in the King's behavior: damn we really HAVE been saving the world with the power of friendship

[m0th-h]

Ghost King Danny getting locked in the sarcophagus of sleep for a few millennia and eventually accidentally released by Constantine

Danny: What the fuck..? What time is it?

John, freaking the fuck out: Shhh, shhhhh, just go back to sleep. Please.

[a-pan-with-pots]

Danny: No no don't do that. Please no! I'm just a teenager.

John: God dammit. Fine. But stay there til I finish magically binding you. I can make you my familiar. But I can't just leave you to wander around free. Not after everything I've read about the ghost king in the sarcophagus doing

Danny: Okay okay! Anything just don't lock me in there again!

Later

Constantine: Okay... Pirah. You're my familiar now

Danny doesn't correct him. Not wanting to be locked back in the box: Okay...

[britcision]

Danny: so like. What do I get out of this?

Constantine: you get to be out of the box

Danny: no no fuck that I know that. But like. If I’m your familiar, don’t I have to follow you around and provide sassy and occasionally helpful commentary?

Constantine: no you can follow me around and shut the fuck up

Danny: I am literally incapable the only question now is if we’re playing Sabrina the Teenaged Witch or Cardcaptor Sakura

Constantine: I’m not a fucking magical girl it’s not that kind of familiar!

Danny: y’know I have all kinds of powers I bet I can give you a magical girl transformation sequence

Constantine: or you could not. That could be great too. And I could give you a burger?

Danny: eeeeh, up your offer Sailor Trenchcoat I know ~for sure~ that outfit swaps are right up my alley

[royalhandmaidens]

sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

[royalhandmaidens]

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

[royalhandmaidens]

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

[pidgepodge-art]

I wanted some practice designing and drawing mobility aids, so here's Danno as a wheelchair user!

Partially inspired by tsubaki's Phantom comic! This isn't set in the AU, I just read this comic and decided to have my own go at designing and writing a disability AU.

Some wheelchair design details/AU explanation under the cut!

In trying to make logical design decisions, I ended up writing a bit of an AU for this!

He's an ambulatory wheelchair user- meaning he can feel and move his legs and he can stand, but not for long period and not without some balance issues. He uses a cane to stand.

I was going to draw his chair as having stickers, painted on stars, lights, and other decorations, but I figured Danny would probably keep the decorations pretty limited- mainly because he wants to keep a low profile. The iridescent film wrapped around the spokes and the crochet cover on the chairs back are as loud as I reckon he would want to be. This is absolutely NOT just because I didn't want to keep drawing stickers all over the chair consistently. Nope.

Here's the 3D model I made! It's not very detailed, I just needed it to use as a reference:

Some other AU details I thought of:

This AU is set when Danny is 16 and Jazz is 18. She drives him to school in the GAV because her car was too small to fit the chair into without phasing it in

In ghost form, he exclusively uses his spectral tail. Floating or flying with his legs isn't comfortable.

He keeps his thermos in the the hammock under the seat, but also stores a notebook full of outlandish stories he tells people when they ask how he became paralyzed. Sam comes up with the best fake stories. Iirc this is something that Garrett from Superstore does- don't quote me though.

His left side is worse/more painful than the right due to pushing the portal button with his left. He always uses the cane on his right side, and that's why it's stored on that side too.

The cane is stored sideways because it's length fits within the chair, and keeping it close by keeps it out of the way of others.

I didn't draw it clearly this way, but on top of there being spikes on the handlebars to prevent people from pushing him around, he'd also be able to remove the handles.

Danny picked the colours of yarn Jack used for the crochet.

Danny wears gloves to protect his hands from the wheels, and he bought his first pair. Sam bought him more, in a variety of colours- as well as an expensive wool lined pair for winter.

Danny wears long sleeves and gloves to hid lichtenberg figure scars on his arms.

Danny's hair is going white at the base of his head was, of course, inspired by izbubbles and tatumsdrawing

Tucker bought him the little hip bag/bum bag/fanny pack- whatever you want to call it- as a joke. Danny hates how useful he finds it.

He doesn't use his ability to float to help him stand or walk, it messes with his center of gravity too much and makes his balance issues worse

I'm not a mobility aid user, and while I tried to educate myself about mobility aids- how they're used, how/why certain chair features suit people's needs, etc- I am still learning.

Any feedback or advice would be greatly appreciated!

[pidgepodge-art]

Extra art of Service Dog Cujo! This comes from my wheelchair/cane user Danny AU

This first image is Cujo taking a break from being the world's goodest ghost dog, and the second is Cujo preforming the task of circling! This is where Cujo paces around Danny and his chair in a circle to create a barrier between him and other people in a crowd (pretend I drew Danny surrounded with other people in a crowd)

I don't know 100% is circling is a mobility assistant dog task, any list of tasks I found online didn't include it.

I know about it from autism service dogs, who do it to protect their handles from over-stimulation.

[thecollectibles]

Layered cliffs under clear sky by qing ying

[unsolved--mystery]

I’ve always wanted to make digital paintings of unique landscapes like this person does, but every time I go to practice learning shape and perspective it always kicks me in the butt that I can’t see my thoughts visually. That, and the concepts just won’t click for me :(

I guess, also, I need to master color theory to start doing painting styled works. My anime style and stubborn semiperfectionism with my art prevents me from properly trying new things but I rlly do wanna get better >o<

If anyone has any advice, I’m all ears lowk

[shard010]

I think in text, rarely in image. Sometimes in sound but that can be mangled..

[tsubaki94]

Phantom comic

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36(end of chapter 1)

Chapter 2

Page 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 (end of chapter 2).

Chapter 3

Page 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 (end of chapter 3)

Chapter 4

Page 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 (end of chapter 4)

Chapter 5

Page 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40 (end of chapter 5)

Chapter 6

Page 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41 (end of chapter 6)

Chapter 7

Page 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18,

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Sidestories

Second Grade

Page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 9. 10. 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. 18. 19. 20. 21, 22, 23, 24

Siblings

Page 1/3, 2/3, 3/3.

Webtoon link The finished chapters will go up here.

[m0th-h]

High King Phantom had been a honorary member of the Justice League for a while.

He had been summoned by the heroes about 25 years ago and found their apocalyptic scenario rather amusing. He had indulged them, enjoying the cute fear that painted their faces any time he would play up his annoyance.

It was after the first year of interacting with them that he started to remember what it was like to be human. He began to realize that these mortals were more than just cute pets. After spending so much time ruling the dead, he really had forgotten what it was like to be alive.

So, he got to know them. Their likes, dislikes, what they did outside of the hero business, what their individual moral code was. It was fascinating to learn about lives before they ended, and to make friends with living breathing creatures again was like a breath of fresh air.

Phantom had slowly shed his regal shell he'd built up over the centuries, eventually deciding to take a small 40 year vacation and help out his new... friends full time.

Everything had been going so so well.

That is, until a villain got a little too close with a obnoxiously powerful amnesia spell.

They had planned on wiping Phantom's memories completely and using his vulnerability as a means of control. They did not account for the fact that Phantom was much older than his 25 year old shell would leave those to believe.

Now, the Justice League is stuck with a condescending, slightly cruel, ruler once again, until they can reverse the spell. It would be so much easier if Phantom had left the spell-caster, or at least his ghost, alive, but they'll make due.

[samgirl98]

DC x DP Main List

I just found out that Tumblr only allows 100 links per post, so my second DC x DP master post is HERE, where I will have my WIPs

Prompts:

[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11]

One Shots:

A Totally Normal Wayne Dinner

Father's Gifts

Wight Hood

The Clown is Catching Ghost's Hands Part 1 & 2

World Star Halfa Edition

Rogues of Gotham Fucking Around and Finding Out

Alternate Ways to Live and Die Part 1 & 2

D(e)adbeat

Warnings were Ignored; Clown is Now Dead

Blood Sons

Adopted?!

Homeless Angels are More Annoying Than they Should Be

It's a Boy!

Love Thy Good Neighbor

Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Sometimes They Wear Ties and Pantsuits

Memories are a Fickle Thing

Sister Cities

Older Brother Privileges

The Lost Boy

Dammit Clockwork! A Little Warning Next Time?

Biblically Accurate Boyfriend

Heart Stopper

But I'm a Neurosurgeon

Call the (Phantom) Midwife

Pocket Thief

How May I Take Your Order?

Show Me Jason Todd

Wayne's Surprises

Wrong Number Verse: Complete

Wrong Number

Operators Are Standing By

The Wireless Customer You Are Calling is Not Available, Please Try Again Later

Zombie Son: Complete [1] [2]

Cain and Abel Wept: Complete [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23]