"I knew there was something I liked about you."
"You have ten seconds to tell me what you're doing down there!"
"Most people tend to their personal hygiene at home!"
"And you wonder why you're still single."
"Anyone ever told you you're an insufferable bastard?"
"Anyone, and I mean anyone, know when the air conditioner is getting fixed?"
"Yeah. It's scary how impressed you are by that!"
"Realizing how sad this sounds, you're the closest thing I have to a friend."
"I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit."
"I thought you were the only one who could piss him off like that."
"I'll take it. I've always wanted a dog."
"I don't know if you want to see this, but you probably should."
"Do you want the truth, or do you want me to lie to you?"
"I really wish you'd stop doing that!"
"It was my lunch! I don't want to share my lunch!"
"You're more comfortable asking questions than you are answering them."
"Are you always a smart-ass?"
"What kind of interrogation technique is that?"
"Why do I feel like everyone's staring at me?"
"I know something else we could do to stay warm."
"My gut tells me we're missing something."
"I should just take you home and get you into bed."
"You never actually get used to it. You think you will, but you never do."
"I don't give a damn! I just want to kill the bastard!"
"What's wrong with hugging people? I hug people all the time."
"I didn't know your nickname was honeybuns."
"You might want to do something about your hair."
"Do you remember the last time you had a few drinks?"
"There's nothing that a bulldozer and few coats of paint wouldn't fix."
"For some reason, you can see right through my disguise."
"And for some reason you felt it was your job to protect me?"
"If you're going to give me a lecture on my bad judgment, I don't need to hear it!"
"Do any of your ideas come from reality?"