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✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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trashkick:

bethany moineau vividly remembers the night before, and she had no doubt that the man in bed with her would most certainly have a hangover. her eyes fall shut for a moment as she allows herself to be pulled into him. she still, for as perky as she was, was also half awake. his words cause a faint laugh to slip from her lips. ❛ there’s tylenol, ibuprofen and water behind you. ❜

“ you are wonderful, ” he murmurs, cracking an eye open to stare at her with warm admiration. “ lord knows what I did to deserve you in my life, but I’m thankful. ”

he parts reluctantly, rising with a groan to grasp at the pills provided.

“ did you have a good time last night? ”

he swears he didn’t drink that much. it was an academic event, a professional mixer— a chance to network and catch up with yonge’s plentiful contacts.

( though walter had been there, and walter often drives dan to drink. )

#trashkick #( ic. )#TIDES OF CAUSE AND EFFECT ( v. main )

babe.

❛ hey, look who’s back from the dead !! ❜ // @sharkbaiting

consciousness comes with a drill to the skull and the back of his throat like sandpaper— telltale signs of a hangover not even mildly helped by beth’s overbearing positivity. the first noise out of his mouth is a scratchy groan, reaching blindly for the warmth of her body beside his.

“ beth, angel, light of my life, moon and stars, ” his voice holds those low, gravelly notes of sleep. “ it is far too early to to be that cheery. ”

#trashkick #( ic. )#tbt #( SUDDENLY FLUFF. )#TIDES OF CAUSE AND EFFECT ( v. main )

❛If yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.❜

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he snorts, more surprised than condescending ( honestly, it may be impossible for dan to be condescending ) at the other’s words.

“ I worry for the man or woman who takes advice from the yahoo answers goblins. aren’t they all twelve year olds and viagra salesmen? ”

#peaceific #( answers. )#( meme fill. )#( ic. )#TIDES OF CAUSE AND EFFECT ( v. main )

❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜

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dan blinks in that stupefied, deer-in-the-headlights, please-don’t-kill-me kind of way. he mavels at how this man somehow manages to look down at him despite dan technically having a handful of centimeters on him, though he does’t care to think far beyond putting a couple backpedaling steps of distance between them.

“ ri—ight, ” he raises his hands, palm-out, to signify he means no harm. “ I’ll just be leaving you to. uh. whatever it is you’re doing. sir. ”

#( ic. )#( meme fill. )#( dan u baby. )#sortamaliicious #( answers. )#TIDES OF CAUSE AND EFFECT ( v. main )

"Have you ever wondered how different your life would be if one thing had never happened?"

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like children playing make believe, they’ve constructed quite a fortress of books in the belly of the library, and walter’s voice comes from somewhere beyond the northern wall of twelfth century almanacs.

“ … well, ” he begins after a moment’s thought. “ my flat would certainly be much cleaner without you around. ”

#( meme fill. )#( ic. )#tbt #( don't lie dan. )#( that mess is yours. )#shipbuildings #( answers. )#TIDES OF CAUSE AND EFFECT ( v. main )

beth in 135? u:

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I imagine this is beth every time she has to explain her work to someone.

#( out of. )#( meme fill. )#( mun art. )#( this palette looked so much nicer on my tablet. )#trashkick #( answers. )

fun fact: dan was attacked in 2014, and his memory was chomp’d all the way back to 2008. this is when touch screen phones start to show up on the market, so dan has no idea how the phone in his pocket works— or what his passcode is.

#( headcanons. )#( not to mention his laptop and which key is for his apartment and where his apartment is and--- )#( it's bad. )#( but he has beth and yonge. )

beetleboxed

a long overdue, half-finished doodle of some laughing dorks

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shipbuildings

IT IS TRUE THAT THINGS CAN CHANGE US – –

SOMETIMES SO PROFOUNDLY THAT WE ARE NOT THE SAME AFTERWARDS… EXCEPT UNTO OUR NAMES.

#( promo. )#( babe. )

“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”

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he flashes A4 white teeth in a grin that’s a little too wide given her words. maybe that’s just british humour, maybe he assumes she’s playing. but they’re in need of an assistant— and one that’s been field-tested, not just pulled out of cell morphology

“ I swear, swear that the bottle-throwing, raving homeless men don’t show up as often as you’d think. one in three— no, one in five. scout’s honour. ”

we REALLY need you.

#( ic. )#( meme fill. )#lunarcries #( answers. )#TIDES OF CAUSE AND EFFECT ( v. main )

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❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜ ❛ if you lose yourself, i will find you. ❜ ❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜ ❛ fuck you but fuck me first. ❜ ❛ you’re cute, what is your face html? ❜ ❛ my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’ ❜ ❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜ ❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜ ❛ my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore. ❜ ❛ at myself, what the fuck are you doing. ❜ ❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ ❛ this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜ ❛ it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! ❜ ❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜ ❛ you ever just ugh really hard? ❜ ❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜ ❛ i was confident for like two minutes one time. ❜ ❛ all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next. ❜ ❛ i have my pencils and my tears ready. ❜ ❛ i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. ❜ ❛ i avoid everyone, including the people i like. ❜ ❛ i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me. ❜ ❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜ ❛ it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. ❜ ❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ ❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜ ❛ i wish i could illegally download clothes. ❜ ❛ heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop. ❜ ❛ i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person. ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit. ❜ ❛ ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. ❜ ❛ i’m fluent in talking shit. ❜ ❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜ ❛ why am i better than everyone? ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. ❜ ❛ I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜ ❛ i love learning bad things about people i don’t like. ❜ ❛ i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜ ❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings. ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne. ❜ ❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜ ❛ damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. ❜ ❛ your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am. ❜ ❛ i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole. ❜ ❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ ❛ i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. ❜ ❛ tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t. ❜ ❛ my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’ ❜ ❛ maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always. ❜ ❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜ ❛ you hate me? wow, so much in common already. ❜ ❛ i’m filled with hate and useless facts. ❜ ❛ do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you? ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out. ❜ ❛ getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. ❜ ❛ there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. ❜ ❛ i ship me and money. ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜ ❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜ ❛ i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. ❜ ❛ if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes, take them off. ❜ ❛ put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. ❜ ❛ dying is taking too long. ❜ ❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ ❛ don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. ❜ ❛ you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’ ❜ ❛ good news, everyone: dogs. ❜ ❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜

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dan isn’t GENRE BLIND enough to arrange some clandestine meeting in the middle of the night. the location ( an abandoned town off a shattered concrete road, more weeds and grass than street ) may be something out of final destination, but that’s not something that can be helped— the nature of unspace makes uncanniness a part of its definition.

so while the sun still shines through the shattered glass of the windows and the overgrown ivy and flora might make for specters in the night, in the day they paint the old parking lots and storefronts with a needed hint of life.

the crunch of concrete pebbles and dry leaves signal his arrival, a head of dark hair emerging from the side of the building.

“ right here, ” his brow is marked with beads of sweat, pulling down the stray curls around his face. “ can’t say you’ve missed much. have you had any luck with the polypus? ”

with dead coal towns comes populations of fish left to rot with a lack of food, and in come the scavengers— the actual reason they’re out today.

TCTHEARK CONTINUED.

#tctheark #( ic. )#tbt: slender #tbt #( fite me. )