KIROKAZE
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
AnasAbdin
Andulka
tannertan36
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One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
art blog(derogatory)
Janaina Medeiros
Sweet Seals For You, Always
trying on a metaphor
shark vs the universe
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
todays bird
almost home
occasionally subtle
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@memebaiting
From the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox: Given the high scientific probability for alien existence, why can we find no evidence of their existence whatsoever?
A poem about loneliness
I’ve read this Wikipedia page so many times. It’s art.
I had to do this, he’s looking too damn hot!
SENTENCE STARTERS | DRAGON AGE 2
❝Without an end, there can be no peace. It gets no easier. Your struggles have only just begun.❞ ❝We should stand together, not fight amongst ourselves!❞ ❝Get rid of one threat and another appears. I’m starting to think this city’s in love with crisis.❞ ❝Can’t we talk about this? No?❞ ❝If we kill them, we get their stuff!❞ ❝It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.❞ ❝I’d make a terrible slave. I talk too much!❞ ❝I will not let you see all Mages be treated like criminals!❞ ❝You are no longer my master.❞ ❝What I know is that I hate being cornered and I can fight harder scared than they can angry.❞ ❝I didn’t ask to be the butt of your jokes!❞ ❝Wait… you’ve been without for four years? You must creak like a rusty hinge.❞ ❝We both put others above ourselves. I just happen to do it while clothed.❞ ❝I wouldn’t dream of mocking your… unconventional courtship.❞ ❝It will be grand having you over me. Above me. In rank, that is.❞ ❝We’re a good people, who look out for each other. Just not today, it seems.❞ ❝Even you can be happy once in a while, it won’t kill you.❞ ❝I remember it didn’t take much to make you sing.❞ ❝I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed on my chest would make things better…❞ ❝It’ll be nice to have the law on my side for a change~!❞ ❝Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!❞ ❝You have piss-poor aim…Fortunately, you have…other uses~!❞ ❝So I shouldn’t slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in?❞ ❝Andraste’s flaming knickers!❞ ❝In about ten seconds, I’m just going to smash anything that moves.❞ ❝You’re actually joking. Alert the Chantry! They need to put this on the calendar!❞ ❝If anyone here tries to hire me again, I’m leaving.❞ ❝I swear, I will find that son of a bitch - sorry, Mother - and I will kill him!❞ ❝Is that all you do? Dwell on the negative?❞ ❝Andraste’s sanctified tits! Who on earth would make the ground vertical!?❞ ❝Does this stuff have side effects?!❞ ❝I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair!❞ ❝I am getting truly sick of looking at stalagmites. Or is it stalactites? Shit, I don’t know.❞ ❝I was looking for someone with your… “special talents…❞ ❝With a name like that, you’re bound to go “mwa-ha-hah!” at some point, I just know it.❞ ❝You have a good heart, and you deserve better.❞ ❝What earth-shattering matter requires my attention NOW?❞ ❝I’ve heard many story tellers like you…yet they don’t start their stories with ‘I shit you not’…❞ ❝No one should tell you how to mourn. And when someone says ‘move on,’ you take their hand and say, ‘my choice.'❞ ❝If there is a future to be had, I will walk into it gladly by your side.❞ ❝Still coming to the rescue after all these years? I’ve got this under control, but thanks.❞ ❝What do you call it when you kill someone and take his property?❞ ❝That’s what you get for spending your last minute monologuing.❞ ❝Someday, I’d like to go one week without meeting an insane mage. Just one week.❞ ❝And the trend of you scaring the piss out of me continues…❞
I grabbed some palettes from all over and made a big fat list of them because I’m starting the color palette challenge. So send me a number and a character and I’ll (possibly, depends on time and junk) draw them in that color scheme.
send me 👀 + a ship ( platonic / romantic / hate ) & i’ll give you 3 headcanons!
wait for it🐟🐠
Just look at her, isn’t she magnificent?!
Yes, she sure is!
“ are you busy? ”
“ there’s no shame in it. ”
“ I’ve got a lot on my mind. clearly. ”
“ didn’t we just pass this place? ”
“ do you think we’re inside or outside right now? ”
“ better late than never, I guess. ”
“ wanna settle a bet? ”
“ let’s just skip it. ”
“ this is just a run-around. ”
“ having fun in the paperclip labyrinth? ”
“ you look exhausted. ”
“ I assumed you’d found something better to do with your time. ”
“ I hope you’re not in trouble. ”
“ it was never a problem before. ”
“ I’ll just start digging. ”
“ nothing? ”
“ that leg is a miserable sight. ”
“ get what you need? ”
“ be straight with me. what is this place? ”
“ just another job. ”
“ I wouldn’t judge until I’d seen everything. ”
“ it makes sense in context. ”
“ you do what you have to do, right? ”
“ I’ll go. you wait here. ”
“ you’re looking kind of pale. ”
“ I probably don’t understand as much of it as you might think. ”
“ you don’t look… good. ”
“ that’s odd… ”
“ I’m relieved to run across you again. ”
“ no better place than the road. ”
“ the psychoacoustics of the space are of prime concern. ”
“ so, you think it’ll work? ”
“ back so soon? ”
“ I came here on a date once. ”
“ it’s mostly kind of a haze for me now. just smells and sounds. ”
“ weirdo. ”
“ damn, this is a lot of rain. ”
bad idea starters.
❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜
❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜
❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜
❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜
❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜
❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜
❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜
❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜
❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜
❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜
❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜
❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜
look love, lets just sort this out in the car on the way home
