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Overall summary of ATEEZ's storyline so far because the other post is too confusing for me (1/2)
I apologise in advance if this one gets very long I'm just summarising everything I've got so far! Let me know if I've missed anything!
- A religious organisation known as Sciensalvar was created in 1999 by scientist Henry Jo. The religion believed that humans were the collection of energy, and 'human concerns from an uncertain future could be resolved by science'. In various statements, Henry Jo mentioned a Mayan relic, shaped like an hourglass, which he claimed contained condensed energy that was the key to saving the world
- The Mayan relic was indeed an hourglass artifact that imitated the Moon's movement. There were many theories about its exact purpose, but one clear, established theory was that the relic was used for ceremonial purposes
- In ATEEZ's storyline, we know this hourglass relic as the Cromer, which creates new timelines/dimensions whenever it gets flipped
- ATEEZ uses these timelines to travel towards the treasure, and they all have individual treasures (e.g. Yunho's treasure is seeing his brother again, Hongjoong's treasure is being a star and performing, etc) but they also have another combined treasure: staying together, as in the 'real world' circumstances are forcing them apart
- Yeosang's parents were the ones who got ATEEZ kicked out of their hideout as Yeosang was deviating from his family and routine by singing and dancing with the members, and playing around with machines such as drones
- Mingi voiced his thoughts one day and said that their 'dream was a luxury', that the time he spent with them meant nothing to him. Jongho got mad and punched him, which reinforced Mingi's fears of being alone. It was after this incident that they starting drifting apart, then getting kicked out of their hideout heightened that even more
- Hongjoong was upset; he was supposed to be their leader, but he had failed to keep them together. While sleeping at the warehouse a man in a black fedora came to him in a dream and gave Hongjoong the Cromer, telling him about its abilities
- When Hongjoong awoke, he dismissed it until he saw the Cromer beside him. While mulling over the situation, he inadvertently flipped it and the members came back to the hideout. Hongjoong used his thoughts of the members being together and unconsciously transported them to an alternate dimension along with him
- The members didn't believe Hongjoong about the Cromer at first, because everything looked the same. But giant men (questionable as they 'did not feel like people') in white suits burst into the hideout, and they were searching for the Cromer
- Hongjoong saw a piece of glass on the ground and threw it at the giants, confusing them and giving the members time to escape
- As this new dimension was similar to the 'real one', they were able to make their way to a hiding place safely. However, they sensed subtle differences in this dimension (e.g. in their 'real world' there had been some water flowing and a giant rock near their hiding place, but in the new dimension these were missing); the new dimension was a décalcomanie
- A décalcomanie is the process of transferring pictures or designs to another medium such as glass, but in Korean it's meaning is a mirrored image that is only at first glance identical but upon closer look you start noticing subtle differences; basically a doppelgänger, and in this case also gave them a sense of déjà vu because it was all so familiar
- While the members were resting, the giants attacked them. The giants started dragging Wooyoung, which injured his ankle, and the members rushed to save him, but ended up losing the Cromer to the giants. The members were saved by a mute girl, who took them to a cave, where they also met her brother. They introduced themselves as the Grimes (lol) siblings, and the boy explained that the giants had taken his sister's voice
- According to the Grimes siblings, the fourth industrial revolution in science and technology brought an expansion of human lifespans to 200 years. As lifespan increased, the amount of compulsory education also increased, so 40 years of education was needed to learn basic knowledge and simple principles in the new world
- The central government wanted to create their own utopian society by using an AI system that made it possible to remove and control every unpredictable variable. It was able to predict all possible outcomes, but there was one problem it was not able to solve - human emotions
- By applying deep learning technology, the AI considered human emotions as a 'bug', and found a new market platform for estimating individual energy, which was known as unpredictable, and trading it
- The central government prohibited all kinds of art and exercised control over the trading platform, which caused things like sensitivity, emotion and free will to fade away, and society became ruled by efficiency and logic. People were materialistically affluent, but weren't truly happy
- However, men in black fedoras began to appear, who would sing, dance and attract people. They helped people escape control of the government, and these people along with the men in black fedoras began to form a resistance called the 'Black Pirates'
- Obviously the government weren't too happy about this and put the men in black fedoras on the Wanted list, but were unable to catch them as these men were able to teleport thanks to the Cromer
- The government put in new Android Guardians (the giants in white suits) who were effective and were able to catch the men in black fedoras
- At this point in time in the story, to Seonghwa the Black Pirates and resistance does not matter, all he wants is to get the Cromer and get everyone back home to the 'real dimension'
- In order to find the Cromer, they had to get to the Android Guardians' bunker, but the only person who knew about the bunker was Left Eye, the manager of the 'Strictland' who lived in a dump
- As they made their way towards the 'Strictland' where the Android Guardians' bunker was, Yeosang felt good because he was with his friends and he was able to decide his own life. He felt guilty though because his father had orchestrated them being kicked out of the hideout, which led to all this. Yeosang didn't want to return to the 'real dimension' and return to the world his parents had made for him
- When they got to the dump they found that, due yellow smoke from the continuous burning of trash that was said to cause hallucinations, Left Eye wasn't entirely sane (same tho)
- Wooyoung was grateful to the Grimes siblings for helping save his life, so he wanted to find the girl's voice too. Left Eye also had his own story according to Hongjoong and the Grimes Siblings. Mingi found it annoying that they were helping the siblings as well and got annoyed at Wooyoung, calling him unnecessarily nosy
- The members split into two groups: those who would into a pile of trash that formed a cave to find the girl's voice (Jongho, Yeosang and others) and those who would convince Left Eye to find the location of the Android Guardians' bunker (Yunho, Mingi and others)
- Jongho wore a gas mask and safety line before venturing into the cave. The Grimes boy had told them that his sister's voice looked like a shining bead with blue condensed energy inside. Jongho saw that the bead was deep inside the cave, almost hidden by yellow smoke
- As he went further into the cave he started hallucinating that he was in a basketball match with his teammates. He forgot that he was looking for something and became involved in the game
- It was the same game that had caused Jongho's ankle injury in the 'real world' and forced him to quit basketball, so he dismissed everything that had happened so far as an illusion and déjà vu, removed his mask and thought that the game was real
- The safety line around Jongho's body stopped moving and worried, Yeosang went into the cave with the last gas mask. He found Jongho intoxicated by the illusion and running towards a cliff
- Jongho in his illusion managed to turn the 'game' around when all of a sudden he was on the ground. He heard a familiar voice through the illusion and he saw someone holding his arm, who looked like a doctor. The doctor began to say that Jongho would have no problem living his normal life, but would not be able to play basketball. Jongho was undergoing déjà vu, reliving his ankle injury and subsequent hospital stay
- Then, he heard Yeosang's voice and saw his faint outline behind the doctor. Yeosang took the mask off his own face and gave it to Jongho, who began to see clearly and saw that they were sitting at the end of the cliff. Yeosang told Jongho that the Grimes sister found her voice
- Left Eye had been a good man with a small brand shop he founded after studying fashion design. He had been disqualified from the fashion house in the past due to his unfriendly appearance, but he had great skills and was a warm person with a passion. He had a daughter
- However, his daughter had been hit by a speeding car while trying to save a flower on the road. Due to the policies pushed by the government, people who had witnessed the accident thought that moving forward quickly was more important than looking around, so they just passed by, pretending not to see anything
- Left Eye's daughter had died slowly and might've survived if people around her had acted, but unfortunately she couldn't be saved. Left Eye fell into despair and became a different person.
- He became intoxicated by the illusion of his daughter created by the yellow smoke, and when the government found him wandering around the dump, he was selected by the Android Guardians as the manager of the 'Strictland'
- Yunho empathised with Left Eye as he had lost his brother so he knew what Left Eye was feeling. His intentions changed from just wanting to know where the Android Guardians' bunker was to helping Left Eye as well
- In order to do this they had to lure Left Eye to a place where the yellow smoke was less severe, so that they could help him realise that the daughter he was looking at was just an illusion
- Left Eye started to attack the members (I assume for trespassing) and they managed to lure him into a smoke-free space. When his daughter's illusion disappeared, Left Eye became even more furious.
- Everyone was unsure of what to do, but Yunho shouted 'Your daughter is dead! You're denying it because you don't want to believe it, but aren't you already aware of the truth?' Left Eye got mad and shouted 'I'll kill you!' while swinging a large bat
- Yunho dodged the attacks but Left Eye swung the bat even more recklessly, damaging everything it touched. Yunho however was not afraid. Despite his members' warnings, he approached Left Eye, and saw that the hallucination was fading
- Yunho told Left Eye that his daughter's death was not his fault, and that he had no thoughts of harming anyone in the first place. Left Eye let go of the emotions that had been locked up inside him and wept, wracked with guilt, thinking 'What if I hadn't sent her there that day?' Yunho felt that he was looking at a mirror; he experienced the same when his brother died
- Left Eye agreed to help them find the Android Guardians' bunker, and everyone set sail towards the island where the bunker was rumoured to be
- On the way, while the members were asleep, Mingi overheard the Grimes siblings saying that the members would save the Black Pirates. They were watching a video of Left Eye's daughter dancing, and were reminiscing the days when it was allowed to dance and sing
- Mingi, who in the 'real world' previously expressed that he wanted to die, had a newfound appreciation for the beauty of it all: the sea, the Grimes siblings singing while Left Eye danced, and Mingi was able to let out a small laugh
- The late afternoon of the following day, they made it to the island. The island used to be a tourist attraction, but was unfrequented now that people considered taking trips and rest to be meaningless in the new world
- In case they needed to make a quick getaway, Left Eye and the Grimes siblings stayed on the ship while the ATEEZ members approached the Android Guardians' bunker
- They found the bunker inside a gallery (ironic since they banned art and yet built their bunker surrounded by it). The members passed the empty lobby, some drunk Android Guardians, and saw men in black fedoras in a glass prison surrounded by smoke
- Hongjoong threw himself against the glass prison, but it wouldn't budge. One of the men in black fedoras noticed him and said 'Finally, you are here', and took off his mask to reveal that he looked like Hongjoong
- Hongjoong kept questioning the man, but he wouldn't respond to those. Instead he simply said 'I don't have enough time to tell you the whole story', and asked for all the members to put their hands on the glass wall
- Hongjoong felt an energy sweep around them, and without noticing they were wearing the black suits. The man with the same face as Hongjoong shouted for them to escape before the smoke cleared
The problem is that America has beaten down its people for decades and gotten them weak and desperate and now promises a way out, a way to transcend and rise above, through selling out their fellow man. They encourage contempt and hatred as one way ticket to not being included with the masses being death marched to poverty or imprisonment or whatever other bitter end surely awaits the people they’re told are beneath them. An embarrassingly large chunk of white men are just straight up nazis these days as a way to dissociate from the rest of the carnage around them, even if they’re broke and uneducated and from an impoverished background themselves. They’ll vote for and align themselves with anything for a taste of power and control that makes them feel a little less helpless. The same goes for minorities. They’ll punch down if they think it’ll get them somewhere, even if in reality they’re punching sideways. I don’t know what else to say, really. Everybody is so incredibly hateful. We are a loveless, disrespectful nation. We are so spread thin by our government that we would sell each other out in a heartbeat for an ounce of relief. This is what we’ve come to.
It’s not even about Trump at this point. He’s gonna get in office and do whatever he does and it’s gonna be a mess but whatever. This is indicative of deeper problem. This is just the ugly consequence of the already present reality in this country that we all just despise each other. There is no solidarity and there is no love. Trump being in office or not doesn’t change the fact that America is a breeding ground for violent hatred. Trump has given people a shining example of how to give in to the worst parts of your human nature and make it the problem of everyone around them. I don’t even know what we’re supposed to do about that. I don’t know if that’s something we can come back from. And if anything COULD be done about it, Trump certainly wouldn’t do it. Honestly, Kamala probably wouldn’t have either. We are so deeply fucked.
However, I must say, if you voted for Trump, I hope that peace never finds you. Instead, I hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you’ve done and who you are as a person.
Love yall. Shit is so bleak but the world keeps spinning until it doesn’t, I guess. We can’t count on the government for literally even a shred of progress or hope so just keep up the good fight in your own personal lives. That’s literally the only thing to be done at this point. Stay safe out there. Maybe buy a gun.
This month’s drinking game goes to one of our favorite Halloween movies, the infamous Jennifer’s Body.
In case you’re not familiar with this classic, here’s what you need to know in 49 words and 3 gifs.
Jennifer’s Body tells the tale of best friends Needy and Jennifer
They’ve been friends ever since they were young.
They also may be gay for each other.
Maybe.
Anyway, after this crazy fire, Jennifer gets in some creepy band’s van, and the next time Needy sees her, Jennifer’s like an evil demon succubus who eats boys to stay hot.
Alright. Now on for the rules.
Taking moderate to smaller sips, this game will get you through about three 16 oz. beers.
We recommend this drinking came for a casual evening or as something to do while you’re waiting for your one friend who’s always late. However, for the more advanced drinkers our there, try the following rules:
2a. Whenever “Through the Trees” plays, drink for the entire duration of the song
6a. Whenever Jennifer is in slow motion, drink for the duration of the slow motion
Trust us. Those two additions make ALL the difference.
Whichever version you choose, have fun and remember, don’t take it too seriously, Jennifer’s Body is supposed to be a comedy.
Ok let's get into it! I'll be adding to this post whenever I post anything new for the AU! I'm going to try to organize everything so that it's in chronological order of the story! There are a few arcs I've got planned too so I'll try to make everything as clear as possible haha
(also I do my best but sometimes I confuse myself with exact ages of the characters and exactly like. what time of year things would take place, but think of it like any CN show we grew up with - time is seemingly an illusion if I don't think about it too much...)
Also!! Thank you so much to everyone who has said they enjoy my au!! you help me stay motivated! I'm having so much fun drawing this stuff ♡
Lineup for ref:
Good to know points about the AU:
Universe A = main universe
**this au is inspired by Adventure Time. I'm not using main characters from AT, just using the general vibe of the show and some plot points and character points (ex: Vampires drink the colour red)
Universe Z = no magic universe
Ages at the beginning of the story (approximately):
Seonghwa - 1000 (physically 25)
Hongjoong - 2500 (physically 25)
Yunho - 24
Yeosang - 850/900 (physically 24)
San - a little over 100 (physically 23)
Mingi - a little more than 600 (physically 23)
Wooyoung - 23
Jongho - 22
**characters who are "immortal" age about 1 year over the course of 100 years (SH, HJ, YS). San and Mingi are not immortal but didn't age due to other circumstances (in hell time works differently, and MG was frozen for 600 years)
List of Spotify playlists if you're interested!
Misc doodles dumps that include things from pre/post/main story and idk where to put
Character lineup plus other doodles
Hongjoong and Mingi (they're bros)
Character lineup for final battle
Pre-Story (Universe A)
Seonghwa Logs
Pieces of the past
The star and his flower
Slipping through my fingers…
Hongjoong and Seonghwa meet
Big Brother and Little Brother
First Demon Prince Show
Glasses required
Wooyoung summons a friend
Sleepy Heroes
No Ice Demons in the Workshop
Seonghwa + Yeosang, Hongjoong + Mingi profiles
Jongho + Yunho, San + Wooyoung profiles
Pre-Story (Universe Z)
2ho and Mingi playing video games
After School
Spider-Man 3
Cold Hands
Cousins
Hyung’s Glasses
Yunho The Human
2ho Universe Z to A
Main Story
Living in the forest
Jongho and Mingi doodle
Afraid of nothing, Afraid of everything
Yeosang meets team Woosanho
The story of The Beast (as told by Wooyoung)
Hongjoong meets Jongho
Team Hongjoong arguing as always
Almost tolerable
Don't kidnap people unless you're ready for friendship??
First meeting: Fire and Ice
First meeting: Yeo meets team Joong
Sharing mom
Upgrade!
Cold hugs
San and Mingi hug
Hongjoong isn't scary. MG and YH becoming friends again?
bonjour, sir was blinking at me - is this because your date is a freak?
sketched these the other night and decided to throw on some color
with the exception of the first one, i did not draw the backgrounds! i took them directly from the music video. the original art was drawn by @/galoogamelady!
“not being allowed to sit at work is bad for disabled people” true statement but like. you do know it’s inherently bad for literally everyone right? like it kills your joints. what’s crazy is I saw someone in the notes of that post being fucking SHOCKED at articles saying it’s not good for you to never sit at work. idk it pisses me off that low wage workers are so disposable no one even acknowledges this by default, it is an issue of disability as well but you never fucking thought it could possibly be a problem until this issue is brought up, are you dumb?
and i’m saying this as someone who IS disabled and has gone from work to the hospital several times <- only clarifying that for people on this site who will call me ableist otherwise although I should stop caring atp because you aren’t entitled to SHIT about my medical issues as a stranger online
Disabled people are usually canaries for bad enviornments.
spending 8 hours with no chairs is bad for you. your friend with bad knees will be the first to show why.
spending hours lying down in a less ideal position is also bad for you. your friend with a bad back will be the first to show why.
spending 12 hours seated at a desk is ALSO bad for you. your friends with hip, back, or energy problems can show you why pretty fast.
getting no regular exercise is bad for you. your friend with a muscle problem is at a faster rate of how bad than you are; pay attention.
never seeing the sunlight is bad for you. ask your friend with a vitamin D deficiency.
getting too MUCH sunlight is bad for you, even if you don’t get skin cancer. ask your friend with sensitive skin, or your local albino pal.
total boredom and monotany can drive a person insane over time. just ask your autistic coworker, or the guy with adhd who wasn’t allowed to listen to music. they can also tell you what it feels like to be Overwhelmed, and what might be doing it.
breathing in smoke and chemicals is REALLY fucking bad for you. your friend with asthma or emphysema will sound off when you might be in a danger zone.
if your grandpa’s bad knee is going all wonky, check the weather, there might be a storm coming. that’s not an old wives’ tail, that’s bad joints reacting the pressure changes in the atmosphere.
If your disabled friend or coworker is having trouble in an environment, that’s usually a sign it’s not great for YOU, either. pay attention and stand up for their accessibility and accommodations. when the coworker with mild cerebral palsy gets a chair, it becomes infinitely easier to convince the manager to let everyone have a chair.
The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"
And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!
