Milk Carton

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

@taylorswift

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

What’s wrong babe, you’ve hardly touched your anti-chafing ball deodorant

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

The names Practice

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mal Practice

[orchidvioletindigo]

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what’s wrong with my son :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

He needs surgery on all of his bones

[orchidvioletindigo]

Very well, here is my credit card :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

[800lbhammer]

1-900-490-FREAK

[normal-horoscopes]

[gelsoup]

He had a nice time : )

[exitwound]

countries be like our covid cases are up again. my brother in christ you lifted the mask requirements

[girlblocker]

have u considered that the slug is gay. maybe he is having a moment of realization.

[girlblocker]

#live slug reaction to himself via @agentmika​

[jessebloom]

he is literally. the biggest ally.

[retroactivebakeries]

love wins

[mesovideo-blog]

waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

Spent ten minutes trying to figure out what size cardigan to get and in that time they all sold out 😭 screaming crying

[heysexyfiiish-deactivated201303]

[nevvhampshire-deactivated201302]

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

[cinturongazo]

[ganimals]

[cattloverss]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

Literally crying and throwing up rn thinking about your depression

[pwout-deactivated20230202]

why do they want this dog to blow away

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

Oughh, Kevin

[depsidase]