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writing blog for fanfic and original work. likes/follows @sharkiegorath sometimes links to NSFW text about link for mobile

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dark night of the whatever

diversity win! this sad girl is a sad WOMAN!

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Crowley wants something, and Aziraphale resolves to give it to him without selfishness or distractions. Maybe just a small, secret indulgence.

Words: 2,190

Status: Complete

Rating: Explicit

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/2 Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Getting Together, Canon-Typical Irreverent and Infuriating, actually plotty but also not, Canon-Typical Violence Words: 23,586

Shortly after the documentary airs, Nandor and Guillermo fight white-collar crime. Laszlo and Colin Robinson rear their Monster, while Nadja has a change of heart. The Baron plans to conquer the New World. And the ailing Sean has one big wish: to thank his favorite sitcom couple.

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By Any Other Name — Baffling Magazine

by Brie Atienza “Craving comes with the desire.“

bwaaaa i've been desperately procrastinating sharing but my reverse hanahaki story is out in one of my dream magazines. i love her

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having a normal time writing a book. logging individual chapters' word counts is one of the best decisions i've ever made; i can track my weekly progress without scrivener or reedsy, see which chapters to work on, and better envision the first draft as a story instead of one big word count. unfortunately, the words,

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Jesus christ are you going to kill yourself

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excerpts from Being Alive, the fic where Crowley and Supreme Archangel Aziraphale erase their names from the Book of Life and become mortal humans trapped in the world's most festive hotel as the Second Coming approaches. and there's only one bed

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writing this GO fic like 'am i wasting time on inconsequential background humans?' no. no this is completely tonally and thematically accurate. would it even be good omens if i didn't interrupt the subtext-text-hopscotch theological slice-of-life with excruciatingly detailed information on the 'career woman from the big city stranded in christmastown' who's actually a halloween supply social media manager who appears in exactly two scenes if she's lucky

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imagine a histrionic confrontationally-worded article about 'writing the other' but it's about how i'm imagining christmas in pennsylvania and a hotel tv where you can order porn

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i'm suddenly getting a lot of comments and kudos on my OFMD fics. i think someone recced it somewhere? if you happen to be around, thank you so much 🥺 i haven't updated in a few months but i'm still working on it i prommy i'm just activating every single one of my almonds

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I AM STILL WORKING ON DOGGY HELL!!!!! LIFE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE NUTS

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i need to schedule a week to read books to remind myself i like books

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i wanna know how my mom thinks. i wanna know her primal reaction when her beloved daughter barges into her cleaning and says, "i need to write a merlion sex scene. how early in the day is it too early to start drinking"

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Neath to Reach Zine

The Neath to Reach Zine is finally here!!

I dont have much to say other than a massive Thank You for all the amazing spectacular submissions! It's been a blast putting this together bc i got to know so many lovely people, see so much good art, and read so much cool writing!! Thank you to everyone who participated!

You can view and/or download the Zine by clicking the link above! Hope you enjoy!

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Hi! This isn't necessarily meant to be a 'tumblr ask', but I do fanfiction book binding and I wanted to ask you if you would be ok if I bound your Ginhiji fanfic RVSP even if you aren't sure you'll make it in a Ginhiji anthology? It'd only be for myself, and not for commercial purposes in any way or form. If you want to reply to this as a ask or DM me either way is fine :)

That's absolutely fine! :D

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should i. should i buckle down and finally finish this takaginhiji fic or should i work on canon-compliant tsukkisachi. hmm.

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update: i'm working on the takaginhiji and i've figured out how to incorporate the excerpts i've posted on tumblr