Sharkly🦈

im only here for the gays

[sharkoslimes]

SHARKLY'S INTRO

(Shark-Sharks-Sharkself) <-Pronouns

Writer

About the Shark:

18+

Theater kid and Musical nerd

Takes interest into the unusual and unnatural

Raised on the Internet

Neurodivergent freak/j

Speaks Russian (non fluently)

Anxious. Very, very anxious

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Tone tags

Preferences of the Shark:

Please use proper punctuation when typing, or it makes it hard to understand what you write.

If you come to my page to purely just hate, you will be destroyed

Please use my proper neopronouns when you can. If you really, truly don't understand them, he/him/himself is also fine.

Make fun of me, bully me. I need resentment in my heart to force myself to do stuff. (Please use a '/lh' at the end of them if you do end up doing this, as to prevent me from deleting it and presuming it is just pure, unloving hate. I want tough love, not just tough.)

Be kind and respectful to others on my page or when commenting under my posts. Use common sense.

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Do not go into my DMs for any reason whatsoever if you are under the age of 18. You will be automatically blocked if this boundary is crossed.

How to interact with the Shark:

Minors may interact and comment on my page (not dm) as long as they are emotionally mature enough to handle it.

CONSTRUCTIVE Criticism is allowed and encouraged heavily

If you are over the age of 18, I will respond to DMs only for collaboration offers, or invitations for friendships.

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Art trades are okay, just don't expect anything too good. I am a beginner artist.

Collaborating with the Shark:

Vocal collabs/ singing collaborations.

Art collaboration is okay, I'll put effort in.

Writing collabs and trades are heavily encouraged to ask of me.

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The End.

(some elements may be changed, removed, or added over time. I recommend checking this at least once every two months just in case of a change.)

[fortnitebooty67]

[art1stxsl4sh]

If you think that just because Billy got irritated by Stus antics twice means he HATES him and BEATS him and is mad at him 24/7 then pls js block me bc this isn't gonna work out💔

[necroluvz]

Gay people when they see purple and orange

[sharkoslimes]

My jaw hurts so fucking badly I hate the dentist

[ladynkno]

bittersweet handholding (dsaf3)

[ladynkno]

WAIST (audio from my dress-up darling)

[paron1a]

*blushes* baka Dave...

[sharkoslimes]

My god, I am so sorry with my sudden leap of absence. Life happened, burnout, drama, (me getting hyperfixated on watching Dead By Daylight gameplay for an entire two days) ect. The stupid thing with my brain is that if I don't complete something in less than one day I focus on something else for a long time until I hyperfixate on it again

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[seven-winged-liar]

four line sentences are good and okay. its cool. you dont need to end your setnence or that thought! add another comma or an em dash. everything will be okay. it makes sense and flows well. #awesome #mybehemothsentence

[yourl0calqueer]

[art1stxsl4sh]

Artist Stu where when they were little, Stu started doodling Billy because he thought he would be nice to draw since he was his best friend, even if he spent the same amount of time with the rest of his friends because of the small classroom and limited play options, but Billy seemed more important. And him giggling when he was done because he's so happy to have chicken scratch Billy on his scrap peice of paper and Billy peaked over and asked "Is that me?" While pointing and still chewing the tootsie roll in his mouth he got for being able to read 3 "big kid" books.

And Stu continuing to draw him over and over, he had to take an art class for credit once and for their last project they had to draw someone as a gift, he drew Billy because it was so normal for him, Casey got mad. And even after hundreds of drawing, Billy continuing to ask "Is that me?" Even if its a splitting image of him because he doesn't know or understand why Stu wants to draw him out of all people.

Artist Stu and Writer Billy where they stay up late at night, laying in one of their beds, facing each other. The blue moonlight glistening off their skin as they talk and talk about the same made up story about 5 friends in a cabin in the woods; the story they probably made up when they were 9 and they just keep talking and adding to it to see if it goes anywhere. Eventually Billy stops just talking about it and starts writing, and Stu draws little pictures of it. They never finish and never show anyone, they decide its better to keep it in their brains, and continuing to talk about it late at night. It keeps changing and they hope they never complete it.

[hh-the-roots-of-evil]

Hazbin Hotel: "The Roots of Evil"

MORE STATICMOTH!!🦋📺💜

MORE!!

[brigidbian]

tatney

[gerardwaysmissingballsack]

the idea of tatum being billy's biggest hater because he seems 'too perfect' is an eternally funny idea to me. every day shes trying to find a reason for sidney to dump him and billy thinks its because she suspects him as a killer and it makes him paranoid but no shes just trying to figure out if he really is banging stu or not. she probably just outright asked stu once and he made a joke and played it off which raised her suspicions even MORE and in a perfect world where she survived it would be very very funny if in the kitchen scene she got all up in sidneys business like stu does to billy and says something like 'haha...oh noo...looks like we gotta dump these guys now........wow it would be sooo funny if we could like....ya know....'