You are what you eat.

I HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND. GETTING CHASED BY BEASTS HERE AND THERE. YKNOW, NORMAL SHIT. IVE FALLEN OUT OF A LOT OF TREES AND GOT BIT BY A BUNCH OF BUGS AT ONE POINT. MY FUCKING LUCK HERE IS SO GOD DAMN LOW ITS SAD. WE SHOULD REALLY TALK MORE. SORRY IM SUCH SHIT. I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU THOUGH. DONT FEEL LIKE IM IGNORING YOU OR THAT IM DEAD OR ANYTHING.

wwoww

yeah that sounds like shit luck

wwhy dont you take a trip to vvris

by the wway wwhats wwith you bein desperate to talk wwith me more

im not complainin seein as havvin friends an eyes on the field is a good thing

but this isnt somethin id expect to hear from you to me

youre holdin up better howwevver

at least thats wwhat i hope

#pesters #planet 413 #p413 #Eridan #caligulasoverseer

LOOK, LATELY IT SEEMS THAT ALL THE PEOPLE I FUCKING TALK TO ARE DROPPING OFF LIKE FLIES. HOPEFULLY I CAN ACTUALLY GAIN A FRIEND BACK RATHER THAN THEM DYING LIKE ALL THE OTHER FUCKERS I'VE TALKED TO. CALL IT WHATEVER YOU LIKE BUT IT'S A LITTLE LONELY WHEN YOU CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE. LIFE IS TOO FUCKING SHORT TO SPEND IT ALONE- AND GOD KNOWS IT'S EVEN SHORTER ON THIS FUCKING ROCK. I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO ONCE IN A WHILE AND I THINK WE'RE STILL FRIENDS, OR AT LEAST I HOPE WE'RE SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

HEY, ERIDAN. WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. I GUESS I FELT THE NEED TO OR SOMETHING. JUST WANTED TO ASK HOW YOU'RE DOING OR SOME SHIT OR WHATEVER.

for your information im holdin up wwell

in fact im gonna build up another shelter

wwho needed the cavve i practically needed for sweet shelter away from conditions

not me

fuck no

WAIT, DID I MISS SOMETHING? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING CAVE- I MEAN, IT’S NOT LIKE I’VE EVER BEEN THERE OR ANYTHING BUT LIKE- ER. ANYWAY! IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO IT, I’M SORRY.

GLAD TO AT LEAST KNOW YOU’RE DOING OKAY. THIS BULLSHIT PLANET IS ALL FUCKED WITH WEATHER. I STILL NEED TO FIND AN /ACTUAL/ PLACE THAT CAN HOLD UP MORE THAN JUST A GOD DAMN WEEK.

you an evveryone else on this piece a shit

im trying to build myself a base a operations

hopefully this wweather goes awway an i can havve my swweet cave wwithout fear a rockslides

wwhere the fuck havve you evven been

i didnt hear anythin from you so i wwas afraid to draww a conclusion

#shattered-irons #caligulasoverseer #p413 #planet413 #pester #p413Eridan #eridan Ampora

I HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND. GETTING CHASED BY BEASTS HERE AND THERE. YKNOW, NORMAL SHIT. IVE FALLEN OUT OF A LOT OF TREES AND GOT BIT BY A BUNCH OF BUGS AT ONE POINT. MY FUCKING LUCK HERE IS SO GOD DAMN LOW ITS SAD. WE SHOULD REALLY TALK MORE. SORRY IM SUCH SHIT. I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU THOUGH. DONT FEEL LIKE IM IGNORING YOU OR THAT IM DEAD OR ANYTHING.

HEY, ERIDAN. WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A LONG FUCKING TIME. I GUESS I FELT THE NEED TO OR SOMETHING. JUST WANTED TO ASK HOW YOU'RE DOING OR SOME SHIT OR WHATEVER.

for your information im holdin up wwell

in fact im gonna build up another shelter

wwho needed the cavve i practically needed for sweet shelter away from conditions

not me

fuck no

#shattered-irons #caligulasoverseer #planet413 #pester #eridan ampora #p413 #p413Eridan

WAIT, DID I MISS SOMETHING? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING CAVE- I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE EVER BEEN THERE OR ANYTHING BUT LIKE- ER. ANYWAY! IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO IT, I'M SORRY.

GLAD TO AT LEAST KNOW YOU'RE DOING OKAY. THIS BULLSHIT PLANET IS ALL FUCKED WITH WEATHER. I STILL NEED TO FIND AN /ACTUAL/ PLACE THAT CAN HOLD UP MORE THAN JUST A GOD DAMN WEEK.

terriblyadroit

HEY I DON'T THINK WE'VE TALKED BEFORE BUT YOU KIND OF REMIND ME OF A FRIEND OF MINE. IF HE HAD RATTY HAIR AND WORE A JUMPSUIT. ANYWAY. WE SHOULD TALK SOMETIME I GUESS.

1 KN0W 50M30N3 L1K3 Y0U 700!!!!

7H3YR3 R34LLY 4NN0Y1NG L4S7 1 R3C4LL 1 H0P3 7H47 CH4NG3D

8U7 D4MN 1 W0ULD H4V3 84NG3D 7H3M 1F 1 C0ULD H4V3 T4P3D 7H31R M0U7H 5HU7

Y0U 533M R4D 7H0UGH

#terriblyadriot #shattered-irons #p413 #p413 Mituna

ARE...ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KANKRI? I- WELL OKAY THEN.

GUESS I CAN'T REALLY TELL ANYONE WHO THEY CAN AND CAN'T FUCK.

HE AND I ARE POLAR OPPOSITES, AT LEAST I LIKE TO THINK WE ARE. I WOULD HOPE WE ARE. I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD REALLY TALK THAT FUCKING MUCH.

YOU SEEM PRETTY FUCKING COOL YOURSELF.

Some People Just Like to Fall

A few soft groans escaped him for a short while until he managed to roll over onto his his stomach. God that fucking hurt. How fucking tall was that tree? Looking up, he saw where he fell from and hissed. It hurt just as bad as it should. Damn. His back ached and his hips throbbed with pain from how he fell and he was pretty sure he was going to be walking funny due to the bruising that was taking place now.

That had to be his least favorite thing about this stupid mutation, he bruised so easily.

With a huff, Karkat pushed himself into his hands and knees and slowly got up with a groan. “Fucking- ugh.” He placed his hands on the back of his neck and rubbed it. After a moment of whining to himself about the pain, he looked around and instantly saw Kurloz. Where the fuck did this guy come from?

Narrowing his eyes, Karkat stood straight and looked him before as he saw the other wave. Alright, he’s saying hi. Guess there was no harm in waving back or sat least saying a verbal salutation. “Uh…hi, Karlos? Or whatever, right?” He popped his neck and grunted.

testing-testing-kurloz

Such a pitiful little shit. Motherfucker would almost be laughably idiotic if he didn’t make it his life’s goal to get in Kurlos’s way. Luckily for him, his transgressions are just enough balanced out by his simplicity and manipulability that he doesn’t earn himself a righteous blow to the skull.

As innocent and quietly friendly as ever, Kurloz steps over to Karkat, offering the fallen troll a hand up. The pasty smile coating his expression like paint over canvas. No matter how much the mutant knows about him, Kurloz will impose himself the two-dimensional side character, the base one only included to fill a room, the one left standing in the background.

Let’s have a relashionship, motherfucker.

#Some people just like to fall #testing-testing-kurloz #shattered-irons #I'm fucking sorry I've been shit lately omfg

When the hand was offered, he was wary and almost didn't want to take it due to never really talking to this troll before. After a moment or two of pondering, he reached up and took the skeleton-painted troll and allowed him to be helped up.

Karkat brushed off his jeans and looked over himself then looked up at the taller troll. He gulped and shied back a little until he forced himself to relax and he cleared his throat. "Uh, thanks. I didn't know you were up there, I'm sorry." He muttered and looked to everything but to the taller and older troll. "You're like...Gamzee's something or whatever, right?" He glanced up to him then kept his gaze away after then.

hi karkat!

OH, HEY EGBERT. I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN A LONG FUCKING WHILE. I FIGURED YOU WERE DEAD OR SOME SHIT.

The mutant sort of watched the beast for a few minutes before he leaned his head back and let out a slow breath. Great now he’s stuck until that thing gets bored. He sighed and kicked his legs back and forth, tapping his fivers against his knee as he waited. After a while,...

#shattered-irons #testing-testing-kurloz #Some people just like to fall

A few soft groans escaped him for a short while until he managed to roll over onto his his stomach. God that fucking hurt. How fucking tall was that tree? Looking up, he saw where he fell from and hissed. It hurt just as bad as it should. Damn. His back ached and his hips throbbed with pain from how he fell and he was pretty sure he was going to be walking funny due to the bruising that was taking place now.

That had to be his least favorite thing about this stupid mutation, he bruised so easily.

With a huff, Karkat pushed himself into his hands and knees and slowly got up with a groan. "Fucking- ugh." He placed his hands on the back of his neck and rubbed it. After a moment of whining to himself about the pain, he looked around and instantly saw Kurloz. Where the fuck did this guy come from?

Narrowing his eyes, Karkat stood straight and looked him before as he saw the other wave. Alright, he's saying hi. Guess there was no harm in waving back or sat least saying a verbal salutation. "Uh...hi, Karlos? Or whatever, right?" He popped his neck and grunted.

Hello..? Karkat? We met before, uhm, back in the event some time ago. I never found out if you were okay after it ended, so I just wanted to come and find out!

OH UH! HI, YEAH I GUESS I’M OKAY. I MEAN, I’M NOT BAD BUT I GUESS I CAN’T SAY I’M DOING TOO TERRIBLY GREAT? I DON’T KNOT WHY YOU WOULD BE WORRIED NOW, IT WAS A WHILE AGO. I JUST FIGURED THAT YOU WENT BACK TO TRYING TO SURVIVE AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS.

ask-gutsyqumshoe-blog

Yeah, I’ve been quite distracted with things… But I have been itching to talk to you- just in general! Since you were so pleasant to talk to back then. I’m glad to hear you’re alright. You got out without harm being done unto you, yes?

YOU..YOU’VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO ME? OH. WELL THAT’S A FIRST. I GUESS I GOT OUT OKAY. I MEAN I HAD A FEW SCRATCHES BUT OTHER THAN THAT I CAN’T REALLY REMEMBER SINCE I’VE SLEEP SINCE THEN. YOU DIDN’T GET HURT EITHER, DID YOU? IF ANYTHING IT WASN’T TOO BAD, RIGHT?

ask-gutsyqumshoe-blog

Ah, well… I wish I could say the same about myself, unfortunately, I came across a few problems that left me without an arm. Don’t worry, though! I mean, it’s alright now, I’m fine now. My arm is robotic, so all is well! :B

#shattered-irons #gutsyqumshoe #planet 413 #p413

OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HAPPENED! UGH! I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR FEELING BAD FOR MYSELF THEN I REALIZE OTHERS HAVE IT WORSE THAN ME AND THEN I FEEL LIKE AN ASS. JANE, I AM SORRY THAT HAPPENED, I WISH I COULD HAVE HELPED BUT IN ALL HONESTY, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED AFTER WE TALKED.

Hello..? Karkat? We met before, uhm, back in the event some time ago. I never found out if you were okay after it ended, so I just wanted to come and find out!

OH UH! HI, YEAH I GUESS I’M OKAY. I MEAN, I’M NOT BAD BUT I GUESS I CAN’T SAY I’M DOING TOO TERRIBLY GREAT? I DON’T KNOT WHY YOU WOULD BE WORRIED NOW, IT WAS A WHILE AGO. I JUST FIGURED THAT YOU WENT BACK TO TRYING TO SURVIVE AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS.

ask-gutsyqumshoe-blog

Yeah, I’ve been quite distracted with things… But I have been itching to talk to you- just in general! Since you were so pleasant to talk to back then. I’m glad to hear you’re alright. You got out without harm being done unto you, yes?

#shattered-irons #gutsyqumshoe #p413 #planet 413

YOU..YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO ME? OH. WELL THAT'S A FIRST. I GUESS I GOT OUT OKAY. I MEAN I HAD A FEW SCRATCHES BUT OTHER THAN THAT I CAN'T REALLY REMEMBER SINCE I'VE SLEEP SINCE THEN. YOU DIDN'T GET HURT EITHER, DID YOU? IF ANYTHING IT WASN'T TOO BAD, RIGHT?

Hello..? Karkat? We met before, uhm, back in the event some time ago. I never found out if you were okay after it ended, so I just wanted to come and find out!

OH UH! HI, YEAH I GUESS I'M OKAY. I MEAN, I'M NOT BAD BUT I GUESS I CAN'T SAY I'M DOING TOO TERRIBLY GREAT? I DON'T KNOT WHY YOU WOULD BE WORRIED NOW, IT WAS A WHILE AGO. I JUST FIGURED THAT YOU WENT BACK TO TRYING TO SURVIVE AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS.

mama-rosa-p413-blog

HELLO, OLDER VERSION OF KANAYA....I AM SORRY BUT I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME. I'M SURE I DO BUT IT'S NOT POPPING IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. SO...JUST WANTED TO SAY HI BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE CONNECTED TO MY ANCESTOR OR SOMETHING AND YOU'RE LIKE KANAYA'S ANCESTOR AND... I WAS SORT OF TOLD TO TALK TO YOU BY...WELL SOMEONE WHO'S NOT HERE ANYMORE AND I FIGURED NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO MESSAGE YOU CAUSE I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO REALLY.

Karkat? Is That Yo+u?

I-Its Been A While, Then Again Yo+u Do+nt Seem Like The Same Karkat…

Anyway…

Who+ To+ld Yo+u To+ Talk To+ Me? There’s No+thing Wro+ng I’m Just Genuinely Curio+us.

DUALSCAR, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNEW HIM...UH...PRETTY WELL. ANYWAY...

YEAH. SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD. I GUESS I'M TOO DIFFERENT FROM THE "OTHER KARKAT". GO FIGURE.

I HOPE YOU DON'T LIKE...FLIP OUT ON ME LIKE KANAYA DID WHEN SHE SAW ME. SHE ACTED PRETTY ODD BUT I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE OF THE "OTHER KARKAT".

greasing the vwheels.

Karkat was a little taken back when he heard Cronus’s voice, taking a step back as the other walked to the mouth of the cave. When he saw the hue of Cronus’s eyes. He blushed softly. The colour was so rich…so bright. He bit the inside of his cheek and gulped, rubbing his arm almost sheepishly. He was a bit embarrassed about his appearance but it’s not like it was his fault. The poor mutant was clumsy and couldn’t help with his height, not being able to step over somethings without tripping.

"Hey, yeah…uh…I tripped a few times but I’m alright…" He smiled slightly before biting his lower lip and looked over his hands. "U-uh! No no! I’m alright really, they’re just scrapes, nothing important really." Karkat gulped and hid his hands behind his back to keep the scrapes from being seen. "You really don’t have to take care of them, really. They’re not that bad. I bet I could just wash them off and they’d be fine."

This was making him slightly uneasy, meeting someone that he only had a short conversation with. He let out a breath and offered another small smile and looked at his feet. Karkat walked over to him carefully, looking at the ground- just to make sure he wasn’t going to trip over anything else. Lo and behold. He did. Squeaking, the mutant tripped over his own fucking feet. He held his hands out to catch himself.

Cronus was about to refute, insist that he help with Karkat’s little scrapes and cuts, but he was cut off with the little mutant tripping again. Moving quick, he stepped forward to catch Karkat before he hit the ground. Fortunately, he made it, pulling the smaller troll to his feet and steadying him. “Jeez, chief, you’re a little accident prone, aren’t you? Stay still and vwe’ll get you patched up.” He flashed an award-winning smile full of as much charm as he could put into it before turning, heading back towards the bags in the corner, most if not all of which belonged to the cave’s other inhabitants. With a little digging, he managed to come across Eridan’s first aid kit, wherein he discovered exactly what he was looking for; band-aids and peroxide to get rid of any unsavory bacteria in the cut. He headed back over to Karkat, motioning for him to sit down by the fire. “Maybe it’ll be fine, maybe it vwon’t, but I havwen’t seen any medical facilities or anything, so it’s better if you don’t take the risk. Besides, it’s not like I don’t havwe vwhat I need to get you fixed up.”

Karkat's cheeks turned a bright red and his ears went back. "S-sorry... I've been a bit more clumsy since I've gotten here." He murmured softly and took a step back when he was set on his feet again. God this was almost like how the movies went right? Well at least that's what Karkat remembered. He looked at his feet and bit the inside of his cheek pretty hard. "I'm just an accident really..." He muttered and sighed again.

When the other smiled, his face turned a brighter red and he smiled slightly. He watched as Cronus got the first aid kit before looking around the cave. He hummed to himself quietly and swiped his messy mop of hair back. The mutant was really going to trim his hair so it wouldn't get too long.

His eyes flickered over to Cronus when he saw him being motioned over to he fire. He smiled slightly and walked over, sitting next to him. He held his hands close to his chest as he eyed a few of the things Cronus had. "It's...not going to hurt right?"

Karkat kept his fingers laced with Kanaya’s and sighed softly at the warmth that came off her skin and melted his own icy skin. When he noticed she was wearing a copy of his sweater. He dropped his hand from her’s and bit his lip, looking away. “No, I’m fine, I can wait...

The mutant flinched when the Jade blood snapped, making him stumbled backwards and land on his ass. As she walked away, he just stared at her in shock. What did he do? All he did was pull his hand back because he was uncomfortable. He's ears went back and he bit his lower lip as he watched Kanaya.

Carefully, he picked himself up and caught up to her. He didn't know if he should do this or not, he was still pretty damp from when he fell in the water but he felt the urge to make whatever happened to Kanaya, up to her. So, he wrapped his arms around her tightly and buried his face against her shoulder, showing no sign that he would let her go.

"I'm sorry..." He muttered, tightening his grip. "I don't know what happened okay? I don't know why you have all this sadness pent up towards me...but I'll try to fix whatever happened between us, okay?" He mumbled, kissing her cheek. "Kanaya, I'm sorry for how I've been acting, okay? I'm just not use to this."

He let out a shaky breath and hid his face on her shoulder once more.

"Give me a chance..."

greasing the vwheels.

The mutant was having a some what hard time navigating before he finally got use to it. Once on track, it was pretty easy to find his way around. The small troll hummed to himself as he made his way to the cave where he was suppose to meet Cronus. He had to admit, he was pretty nervous. He didn’t know what to make of himself.

Karkat had tripped a few times and landed pretty hard on rocks or sticks, causing him to cut up and bruise his hands and knees, ripping the knees of his pants while that happened. Great, now he looked like a mess. Sighing heavily, he continued his way to his destination. He was tempted to just give up and rest for a while, but he had told Cronus he would come over and hang out with him. He couldn’t let down his…well…his soon to be new friend really.

After what seemed like hours of walking, which was really only an hour and a half, he finally made it to the cave that Cronus had told him to come to. He sighed and made sure he looked alright, minus the tears in the knees of his pants and the slight scratches on his palms. Karkat bit his lip and walked to the mouth of the cave, looking inside for a moment before calling inside for the male he had come all this way to meet. “Cronus?”

By the time Karkat arrived, Cronus had begun to pace, wondering if he’d fucked something up before he even had a chance to unfuck it. Why he should give this much of a shit about what a mutant thought of him was beyond him, but hey, for now, this was about as good as it was gonna get. Too many of his old ‘friends’ were kicking around for him to really get anywhere, so he had to scrape the bottom of the barrel just to get a little lovin’. The relief that washed over him when he heard a voice sweet as honey calling his name from the entrance to the cave was very real, realer than he’d expected. Taking a deep breath and reminding himself that this was a mutant, a troll so far below him that he could have spat in his face and still had a good chance of getting what he wanted, he straightened himself out and stepped out to meet Karkat. A quick once-over revealed that Karkat hadn’t exactly had an easy time of it getting to the cave, and the thought only boosted Cronus’s ego. This sap had himself all scraped up, just to get here and meet the seadweller. Maybe he wasn’t as much of a lost cause as his friends seemed to believe. Waving the mental image of Porrim’s disapproval and Meenah’s laughter away, he put on a genuinely joyful smile when his violet eyes met Karkat’s red ones. “Hey, chief. You look like you’vwe had a rough trip. Vwhy don’t you sit dowvn and vwe can get you patched up? I vwouldn’t be able to livwe vwith myself if you got an infection just because I had you meet me here and not somevwhere closer.”

Karkat was a little taken back when he heard Cronus's voice, taking a step back as the other walked to the mouth of the cave. When he saw the hue of Cronus's eyes. He blushed softly. The colour was so rich...so bright. He bit the inside of his cheek and gulped, rubbing his arm almost sheepishly. He was a bit embarrassed about his appearance but it's not like it was his fault. The poor mutant was clumsy and couldn't help with his height, not being able to step over somethings without tripping.

"Hey, yeah...uh...I tripped a few times but I'm alright..." He smiled slightly before biting his lower lip and looked over his hands. "U-uh! No no! I'm alright really, they're just scrapes, nothing important really." Karkat gulped and hid his hands behind his back to keep the scrapes from being seen. "You really don't have to take care of them, really. They're not that bad. I bet I could just wash them off and they'd be fine."

This was making him slightly uneasy, meeting someone that he only had a short conversation with. He let out a breath and offered another small smile and looked at his feet. Karkat walked over to him carefully, looking at the ground- just to make sure he wasn't going to trip over anything else. Lo and behold. He did. Squeaking, the mutant tripped over his own fucking feet. He held his hands out to catch himself.

greasing the vwheels.

Company wasn’t something Cronus expected to get so soon upon arrival, especially not with someone he’d only just met. Still, he had a good track record with mutants; they seemed to take a shine to him like no other, even as their proper-blooded comrades gave the seadweller the cold shoulder. This, he supposed, would have to do for now. It wasn’t all bad, really. At least his chances of getting somewhere with anyone were greatly improved now. Running a hand through his hair, making it as presentable as possible without the added aid of pomade, he sighed. Meeting Karkat for the first time, despite their vast difference in blood caste, was nerve-wracking. Cronus didn’t want to mess it up, nor did he want Karkat to think that he was pursuing anything more than an innocent friendship. The first meeting was crucial. Taking a few steps to the entrance of the cave, he looked around, scouring the distance to see if anyone was approaching. He couldn’t quite make anything out, but with the surrounding woods, who could know how close Karkat was? Other than, you know, Karkat. A small groan of frustration and impatience escaped him as he walked back into the cave, leaning himself against a wall near the fire and waiting. Every now and again, he glanced at the entrance, though he didn’t dare let his anxiety show.

The mutant was having a some what hard time navigating before he finally got use to it. Once on track, it was pretty easy to find his way around. The small troll hummed to himself as he made his way to the cave where he was suppose to meet Cronus. He had to admit, he was pretty nervous. He didn't know what to make of himself.

Karkat had tripped a few times and landed pretty hard on rocks or sticks, causing him to cut up and bruise his hands and knees, ripping the knees of his pants while that happened. Great, now he looked like a mess. Sighing heavily, he continued his way to his destination. He was tempted to just give up and rest for a while, but he had told Cronus he would come over and hang out with him. He couldn't let down his...well...his soon to be new friend really.

After what seemed like hours of walking, which was really only an hour and a half, he finally made it to the cave that Cronus had told him to come to. He sighed and made sure he looked alright, minus the tears in the knees of his pants and the slight scratches on his palms. Karkat bit his lip and walked to the mouth of the cave, looking inside for a moment before calling inside for the male he had come all this way to meet. "Cronus?"

vwhats up vwith this grey text schtick youvwe got going on? anyone vwith half a brain knowvs your handle is a vwantas handle, and that means youre just as mutated as kankri. but hey, im not here to judge. actually, i heard back in the bubbles somevwhere that youre quite the expert on all matters romantic. i vwas hoping i could ask you about that. maybe get a demonstration.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE COLOUR GREY? OUR FUCKING SKIN IS GREY SO WHO CARES? SURE I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT ROMANCE AND I WOULD BE HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE. SEEING THAT YOU’RE RELATED TO ERIDAN, MEANS YOU ARE DESPERATE TO LEARN MY SECRETS. WELL SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW.

OH UH, HAHA…THAT’S AN INTERESTING NAME TO CALL YOUR PLACE, CRONUS. I’LL BE SURE TO PAY YOU A VISIT SOON ENOUGH. MAYBE WE CAN FIGURE OUR SOMETHING FUN TO DO WHEN I GET THERE. I HAVE NOTHING PLANNED TODAY SO I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND IF I DROP BY IN A BIT.

i dont mind, chief. youre vwelcome here vwhenevwer you vwanna be here. im not exactly unavwailable, you knowv? youre the first person ivwe really clicked vwith, and that means something. i mean, it means im alvways gonna be here vwhenevwer you vwant me.

I THINK WE CLICKED TOO. I'LL BE SURE TO COME OVER SOON, I HAVE NOTHING PLANNED WHAT SO EVER ON MY PART. MIGHT AS WELL MAKE MYSELF USEFUL AND COME VISIT A FRIEND, RIGHT? ANYWAYS, I'LL BE OVER SHORTLY!

vwhats up vwith this grey text schtick youvwe got going on? anyone vwith half a brain knowvs your handle is a vwantas handle, and that means youre just as mutated as kankri. but hey, im not here to judge. actually, i heard back in the bubbles somevwhere that youre quite the expert on all matters romantic. i vwas hoping i could ask you about that. maybe get a demonstration.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE COLOUR GREY? OUR FUCKING SKIN IS GREY SO WHO CARES? SURE I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT ROMANCE AND I WOULD BE HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE. SEEING THAT YOU’RE RELATED TO ERIDAN, MEANS YOU ARE DESPERATE TO LEARN MY SECRETS. WELL SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW.

SOULMATE FOR FRIENDS HUH? THAT’S KIND OF SWEET IN A WAY. HA. I CAN’T REALLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT, I THINK WE COULD REALLY GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER AND BECOME PRETTY GREAT FRIENDS.

I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO REALLY MINUS WALKING AROUND BY MYSELF AND FALLING OUT OF THINGS I GUESS. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET UP WITH YOU, IT SEEMS LIKE A FUN THING TO DO. MIGHT AS WELL MAKE NEW FRIENDS WHILE WE’RE STUCK ON HIS STUPID ROCK I GUESS. JUST TELL ME WHEN YOU’D LIKE TO MEET UP OR SOMETHING. I’M FREE MOST OF THE TIME.

vwell chief, turns out i can just send this vwaypoint to you and you can savwe it and come ovwer anytime you vwant.

— catalecticAmoret [CA] sent file bachelorpad.wpt —

uh, ignore the name. i didnt think it vwould actually showv you that. its pretty embarrassing, actually. i should change it.