[astrology-drama]

Zodiac Signs - The Signs as Disney Characters

Aries 

Anger. Jasmine. Mulan. Hercules. Tarzan. Tinkerbell. Queen of hearts. Grumpy. Stitch. Vanellope von schweetz.  Wreck-It Ralph. Taran. Princess Kida.

Taurus 

Snow White. Prince Phillip. Daisy. Winnie The Pooh. James P. Sullivan. Pacha. Yzma. Sleepy. Prince Charming. Gus Gus. Duchess. Kenai. Bob Parr. Nala

Gemini

Pinocchio. Cheshire cat. Alice. Jafar. Genie. Mushu. Flynn Rider. Randall Boggs. Flik. Russell. Jaq Jaq. Clopin Trouillefou. Koda. Dash Parr. Chicken Little

Cancer

 Aurora. Marlin. Prince Eric. Mother Gothel. Ursula. Kronk. Goofy. Gepetto. Bashful. Anastasia. Fauna. Prince John. Maid Marian. Baymax. Silvermist. Helen Parr. Giselle. Roxanne

Leo

Gaston. Simba. Evil Queen. Beast/Prince Adam. Mary Poppins. Kuzco. Prince Naveen. Jessie. Mike Wazowski. Fairy Godmother. Thomas O’malley. Fawn.  Lightning McQueen. Iridessa. Prince Edward.

Virgo

Dumbo. Donald Duck. Rosetta. Sebastian. Belle. Frollo. Lady Tremaine. Rex.  Cogsworth. Judy Hopps. Princess Atta. Sneezy. Jimmy Cricket. Merryweather. Quasimodo. Jane. Zazu. Edna Mode.

Libra

Wendy Darling. Lumiere. Cinderela. Cruella De Vil. Lady. Minnie. Olaf. Hans. John Smith. Marie.Toulouse. Berlioz. Perdita.

Scorpio

Maleficent. Hades. Megara. King Triton. Vidia. Horned King. Violet Parr. Gill. Miguel Rivera . Hector.  Sadness. Morgana. Lucifer.  Jack Skellington

Sagittarius

 Merida. Robin Hood. Mowgli. Absolem. Mickey. Aladdin. Pumba. Woody. Esmeralda. Joy. Boo. Happy. Pongo. Tyger. Moana. Madam Mim

Capricorn

 Tiana. Nick Wilde. Timon. Kristoff. Eve. Carl. Hopper. Scrooger McDuck. Drizella. Governor Ratcliffe. Flora. Eeyore. Mufasa.  Li Shang. Elsa. Terence.  Madame Medusa

Aquarius

Melody. Nemo. Tramp. Scar. Baloo. Buzz lightyear. Pocahontas. Merlin. Maurice. John Darling. Doc. Max Goof .Princess Eilonwy. Milo Thatch.  Jim Hawkins

Pisces

Peter Pan. Capitan Hook. Ariel. Bambi. Mad Hatter. Lilo. Dory. Wall-E. Princess Anna. Rapunzel. Dopey. Blue Fairy.  Doctor Facilier

[thorn-in-my-spine]

the signs and their flaws

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[aristos-cherub]

The Signs as birb memes

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius: 

Capricorn:

Aquarius: 

Pisces:

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs as Boyfriends:

Aries: Generally high maintenance. Needs lots of energy and attention. No bones. Supported by sacs of helium. Explosive when ignited.

Taurus: Quiet and clingy. Just wants to be by your side. Pays for things without asking. Extremely high resistance to radiation. Glows blue in the dark due to intense cobalt saturation. 

Gemini: Moody and impulsive. Lots of adventures! Long phone calls. Makes you laugh. Bone structure fluctuates with the phases of the moon. 

Cancer: Buys you coffee every morning. Protects you from the world. Buried out by the train tracks.

Leo: Playful, but a bit of a brat. Accepts dominance but only after a bit of teasing. Concerned about your safety. Old radio circuitry implanted in their skull. Spends their spare time frantically writing down incomprehensible transmissions. Embarrassed by this. 

Virgo: Empathetic and touchy. Always wants to hold your hand. Big sweaters and rainy days. Largest predatory mammal in north america. 

Libra: Talkative, funny and sassy. Saves up to take you on weird dates to interesting places. A bit to competitive for their own good. Old jackets and beanies to cover the colony of mycellium that runs along their skin. 

Scorpio: Clumsy and caring in the most endearing way. Modest but heartfelt gifts that really mean something to you. Fiercely protective. Black market weapons dealer. Holds you. Enjoys being held in turn. 

Ophiuchus: Mysterious past. Covered in unnatural burns. Odd inhuman eyes constantly scanning the horizon. Hates the sound of beating wings. 

Sagittarius: Really fuckin cool. Popular but treats it like its nothing. Secretly likes the attention. Eyes only for you. Busy, but somehow takes time out of their schedule for you. No eyelids. Barbed, prehensile tongue.

Capricorn: Solitary and thoughtful. Loves deeply but never the best at showing it. Enjoys just spending time with you in silence. An introvert to the end. Poor eyesight, tracks your movement with an electrosensory organ. 

Aquarius: Voracious learner. Texts first. Makes plans without exactly telling you every time. Bit of a hassle but always a fun time. Requires a new host every six months or so.

Pisces: Artistic and a bit of a weirdo in the best kind of way. Dangerously lovable. A bit clueless. Extremely affectionate. Likes it when you’re rough with him. Cannot leave the ancestral territories for more than a few days at a time. 

[plutoswrath]

the same lesson to learn, the same lesson to teach each other

Aries & Libra: Self love/Self worth Both Aries and Libra are about the self, though both are coming from opposite ends. Aries might find themselves alone at times, wondering if their personality is the reason they stand alone constantly, if they self refelct too little, if the self righteous way is the healthy way and most importantly: if the attitude they put on is really how they feel inside? Libra might feel the same a lot as well, but they rather have troubles seeking approval somewhere else or not noticing their boundaries getting too blurry, their self getting lost in others or conceptions and ideas/ideals. At the end of the day both look in the mirror and ask themselves: am I really happy with who I am, is this smile honest and sincere? 

Taurus & Scorpio: Security/ Stability  Nothing seems more appealing than a sense of security and stability for this pair. Scorpio needs the inner stability, the trust, the loyality, the depth. Taurus needs the home, the money, the job, the comfort of not having to worry about tomorrow. Both can be led by the opposite though: greed and control. Scorpio wants to possess the inner being, the people, the emotions; Taurus wants to have all the goods, all the luxury and special something’s, etc. Greed and control can led both of them in wrong area, where they will never be satisfied and search for more and more because they always feel like there is something missing: something that won’t let them sleep comfortably at night.

Gemini & Sagittarius: Satisfaction One thing that is the motivation of many of Sagittarius and Geminis actions is their inner drive for being satisfied. Nothing is enough, they are constantly bored, finda new hobby, new job, new friends, new lover, etc. There is nothing more difficult for them then being satisfied. Now, curiosity and their thirst for knowledge and life are not entirely bad, it’s a beautiful characteristic to have, but a red line that guides them through life needs to be created by them in order to not get lost. Feeling lost is another big part in their life that gives them the feeling to never truly be satisfied, that there is always something or someone better, that this life will never be enough to be happy. 

Cancer & Capricorn: Warmth This might seem confusing at first, since Cancer is the sign known for desiring to create a warm and comfortable home life and Capricorn being known to be cold and work oriented. But actually both these types struggle with pursuig warmth, their perception of a healthy lifestyle and home and creating warmth in their life. With Capricorn it either plays no role, being an unnecessary part in their life or they are scared to create it: failure is their biggest enemy. Failure plays a big role in Cancers life as well. There inner fear of being alone, failing in their home life and disappointing their loved ones can create a sufficating environment around them: in moments of weakness they can sting, cling or turn completely cold and shut everyone out. 

Leo & Aquarius: Purpose Both their life ultimately goes back to them: their being, their heart, their ego. They constantly ask themselves what they are here for, what they are good for? Now, the answer can easily be found in the mere description of the signs, but even when knowing that, they can struggle with finding and seeing the clear path in front of them, they will feel not good enough or not appreciated. So Leo covers their fear and inner struggle with being conceited and loud or the opposite: completely shy and unsure. Aquarius won’t share their inner wisdom and ideas, they will give credit to anyone else, avoid people at all costs and will act as normal as possible because they are afraid to break out of their shell.

Virgo & Pisces: Regeneration and self-esteem One thing these signs have in common is giving. Giving and sharing, for Virgo it’s usually acts of service, for Pisces emotional support and comfort. But what if you have the feeling no one offers a helping hand in return or: your acts are done for good, no one appreciates your good nature? Bitterness and exhaustion can get a tight grip of these two and both struggle with finding healthy ways to regenerate and restore their power, to be strong and content, to stand up against unfairness and search for a mentality and lifestyle that won’t give them mental (and physical) exhaustion. Taking care is important. 

Take care of you and stay safe xx

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The resulting burst of power from unexpectedly hearing a song by Smash Mouth will give you the energy you need to commit a major felony thats been on your mind.

Taurus: An uncharacteristic burst of impulsive behavior will lead to a wonderful night of new friends and card games with a language barrier. Keep an eye out for the cops, but have fun!

Gemini: The crumbling train station by your house holds some old secrets, and a large cache of soviet era weapons. 

Cancer: Your natural curiosity will lead you to an abandoned drainage ditch. Another to add to your collection!

Leo: A few minutes of inattentive thought will give way to a depressive episode that will immediately be interrupted by a flash flood. 

Virgo: Your maternal instincts will lead to you carrying some emotional burdens you are perhaps not prepared for. What you need is training. Pump some emotional iron.

Libra: The hardest thing you can do is say yes. Dropkick those fears over the fence and live a little. 

Scorpio: Your dreams of making the largest bowl of cereal in the tri-state area will come true when a large and very specific automotive accident happens outside your home. 

Ophiuchus: Your ability to scare others without trying will come in handy when a burglar shits their pants out of fear.

Sagittarius: While some may call you rude, you would call them assholes. Everyone’s gotta be something.

Capricorn: Keep a free schedule today Capricorn. You’ve got a mire to lurk in.

Aquarius: The stars say you need to collect as many harmonicas as you can and stop asking questions. The stars say that people who ask questions tend not to survive very long.

Pisces: The large, semi-sentient cancerous mass forming in the bathroom at work requires some paperwork filled out, and you are the Pisces for the job.

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The seriousness of adulthood crashes on the shores of children. How easily youth reminds us not to take things seriously.

Taurus: What worked for someone else may not work for you. The taxonomy of human problem solving is endlessly complicated, but susceptible to practice. 

Gemini: Do not be discouraged when a new student blows past your level of expertise. You can’t know what preparations they had beforehand. Stay confident and full of a desire for revenge.

Cancer: Information springs from unexpected wells! A small rock will teach you to read.

Leo: Don’t be fooled Leo, money is just as noble a goal as anything else. And its only con-artistry if a judge gets involved.

Virgo: Brazen stubbornness cannot be stopped, but it can be aimed. Someone who simply bashes their head through walls should be paired with someone who can guide them.

Libra: If someone is going to stop you from wearing your blanket all the time like a  big cloak, they will have to do it physically.

Scorpio: Look sometimes there’s no clever trick behind the challenges you face. Cleverness is good, but sometimes you just have to kill a motherfucker with your bare hands.

Ophiuchus: Due to an unfortunate philosophical development, the only moral choice a human can make now is to become a furry.

Sagittarius: Everyone has to let their guard down eventually. With patience and persistence, that pie will go into that face. 

Capricorn: A rhythm is important, yes perhaps necessary, but you need to be willing to put in the work to maintain that rhythm. The world is a jam session and you must groove.

Aquarius: Just start saying yes to things until the cops show up.

Pisces: Any activity is improved by coziness. Do anything you can to ensure that you are cozy. The pursuit of cozy might as well be the meaning of life.

[mywildattic]

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

The Elements are the forces of Nature and life, and are incorporated into ritual and magick. Every aspect of existence is bound up in Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. And the fifth element which is Spirit (or also deemed Aether), which is present in each of the other four. Each of the four classical Elements is associated with one of the four cardinal directions; North, East, South, and West.

There are also energetic associations, that add great depth to interpretations of how people with different zodiac signs interact with each other, for each sign is associated with an Element, and each Element is different.

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𝔈𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔥

↟Direction: north

↟Energy: ♀

↟Rules: grounding, strength, healing, nature, stability, foundations, empathy, fertility, death, rebirth, and wisdom.

↟Season//time: winter//midnight

↟Zodiac: Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn.

↟Ruling Planets: Venus, and Saturn.

↟Colours: green, brown, black, white, and gold.

↟Plants: cedar, cypress, honeysuckle, ivy, magnolia, grains, primrose, oak, sage, and nuts.

↟Crystals: emerald, tourmaline, quartz, granite, dedrock, peridot, onyx, jasper, and amethyst.

↟Tools: pentacle, salt, crystals, dirt, herbs, wood, plants, and flowers.

↟Virtues: patience, truth, dependable, thorough, focused.

𝔄𝔦𝔯

↟Direction: east

↟Energy: ♂

↟Rules: mind, clarity, knowledge, logic, abstract, wind, consciousness, intuition, and memory.

↟Season//time: spring//dawn

↟Zodiac: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius.

↟Ruling planets: Mercury, Jupiter, Uranus.

↟Colours: yellow, gold, white, and light blue.

↟Plants: acacia, anis, aspen, clover, frankincense, lavender, lemongrass, pine, and vervain.

↟Crystals: topaz, amber, citrine, jasper, and agate.

↟Tools: feather, wand, staff, incense, pen, broom, and bell.

↟Virtues: intelligent, practical, optimistic.

𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢

↟Direction: south

↟Energy: ♂

↟Rules: energy, will, destruction, courage, strength, self-knowledge, power, passion, sexuality, self-healing, divinity, light, and flame.

↟Season//time: summer//noon

↟Zodiac: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius.

↟Ruling planets: Sun, and Mars.

↟Colours: red, orange, gold, and white.

↟Plants: allspice, basil, cinnamon, garlic, juniper, hibiscus, nettle, onion, poppies, peppers, and thistles.

↟Crystals: ruby, garnet, red jasper, bloodstone, quartz, tiger's eye, and agate.

↟Tools: candle, lamp, athame, dagger, and burned herbs.

↟Virtues: courage, enthusiasm, willpower.

𝔚𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯

↟Direction: west

↟Energy: ♀

↟Rules: emotion, intuition, psychic, love, deep feelings, the unconscious mind, fertility, tides, reflection, lunar energy, and healing.

↟Season//time: autumn//twilight

↟Zodiac: Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces.

↟Ruling planets: Moon, Neptune, and Pluto.

↟Colours: blue, aqua, silver, and green.

↟Plants: aloe, apple, chamomile, ferns, gardenia, jasmine, lemon, lily, lotus, moss, seaweed, rose, thyme, and willow.

↟Crystals: amethyst, aquamarine, beryl, blue tourmaline, lapis lazuli, opal, pearl, and sodalite.

↟Tools: seashells, ocean water, seaweed, moss, stones, chalice, and cauldron.

↟Virtues: love, compassion, receptivity, and flexibility.

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[astrolovecosmos]

Scorpio

Compassion, intimacy and rawness, transformation /// vindictive, isolation, self-destruction.

[hollandordden]

aaaaaahhhhhh

[shatteredplaces]

goddamn

[ink-the-artist]

Me and the Girls Going Out for a Swim

[starwarsgraphictee]

Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night! Girls night!

[killowave]

[t3sticles]

I can’t explain how much I fucking hate this image

[thotsandpreyers]

[hmlye]

[hlwim]

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

[elf-trash]

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.

With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

[siderealsandman]

Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)

Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker) 

Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight) 

Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo) 

Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)

Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

This actually maps really well.

[rnashpotato-blog]

support fat girls with weird curves

support fat girls with no butt

support fat girls with small boobs

dont just support the hour glass/big booty “acceptable” fat girl

[dreamingoftchalla]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[nicolerichiecirca2003]

listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

[library-mermaid-blog]

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

[blackbird-brewster]

My niece was in the bathroom when I was in the tub and she asked if my tattoos would wash off. I told her they won’t, I’ll have them my whole life.

She asked, “Even when you die?”

I said, “Yes”

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “When you’re space dust your tattoos will be stars”

[cheekbonejangles]

“WHEN YOU’RE SPACE DUST YOUR TATTOOS WILL BE STARS.“

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The way tiny little ones view the world is often the most ADORABLE THING EVER