My mind's like a deadly disease

Shay || pansexual || extremely tired

[genericbanana]

what is this, a vending machine for ants?

[ubercharge]

ants need to stay hydrated too

[shwig]

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[anxietyproblem]

[10i7]

you ever been so stressed that youre calm

[errwardo-deactivated20180108]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

this is what being poor is like

[orbitaleire]

its that time again

[brittany]

You’re missing the point. The point is…

[returnoftheborle]

Listen, just because I can’t hit that note doesn’t mean I won’t try

[moonsp1r1t]

“I love you.”

The Crystal Gems in Gem Glow (2013) vs I Am My Mom (2017)

[uncntrl]

just blocked like 30 porn blogs can u guys stop… like wtf u trying to jack off to… my sadness?

[theteadesk]

When you take a 10 minute study break and it accidentally lasts the whole semester

[justbadpuns]

OML

[justbadpuns]

This changed my outlook on everything

[otohimeheart]

Sharing a tiny seat with ur sibling is tough

[shayisamess-blog]

@almost-my-fantasy

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

crazy how leaves grow back every year and provide me with an excellent food source

[rcktpwr]

they wouldnt have to grow back if you didnt eat literally all of them every autumn

[dailycelebritygifs]

4 years no call, now I’m looking pretty in a hotel bar…

[vanityrex]

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.