Misfits (TV Show) Starters [ Seasons one & two ]
“ It’s your chance to do something positive.”
“ You’re looking to get stabbed?”
“ You see my lips still moving, this means I’m still talking!”
“ You let yourself down. You let the kids down. You let your parents down.”
“ If there is no body, there is no crime.”
“ I’m pretty sure this breaches the terms of my ASBO.”
“ Probably best to keep that kind of thing between you and your internet service provider.”
“ What if we are meant to be, like, superheroes?”
“ If I was trying to wind you up, I think I’d be a little more creative.”
“ My mum told me to stay away from girls like you.”
“ If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?”
“ Come on, you haven’t punched me in a few hours. I’m worried about you.”
“ You think because you’re beautiful you can treat people anyway you want?”
“ You’re so messed up. And you don’t even know it.”
“ I’ve got a power! I know it! I can feel it in my balls!”
“ It’s just pure, mindless vandalism!”
“ Excuse me, you can’t just help yourself to anything you fancy.”
“ Thanks for the fatherly advice. It makes me feel all warm inside.”
“ That is so fucking romantic!”
“ If they had caught us with the drugs, we would have been screwed.”
“ We have out-foxed the fox, which makes us very bloody foxy!”
“ You immature pathetic shallow bastard!”
“ I’ve always had a set of balls. You just never seen them.”
“ So if you’re not dead, how come you smell so bad?”
“ For the first time in my life, I feel like I belong. I’ve never been this happy.”
“ Are you always such a bitch?”
“ I can be nice. Sometimes.”
“ I just realized I haven’t died this week.”
“ Do you ever get embarrassed of anything?”
“ I think I speak for all of us when I say we’re lazy and incompetent. “
“ Very least you could do is ask me out for a drink.”
“ Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank. “
“ Nice one. Brilliant fuckin’ rescue!”
“ No, I won’t let you die.”
“ Why don’t you go and suck yourself off?”
“ So, you think that if a girl likes me, there must be something wrong with her?”
“ This is about the least weird thing that’s happened to me recently.”
“ I think I liked you better when you suffered from a crippling shyness.”
2087
blakekathryn
gamechangershow
tangentwithtanner
romaincrisis
izzy806
