Shedletsky's Chicken Shack!

A blog about a chicken guy.

[shedletskyschickenshack]

It's official. Shed has his own blog now. GO BOTHER HIM.

[shedletskyschickenshack]

Sorry I haven’t seen this blog in a while… do you have a fullbody ref sheet if I wanted to send in fanart

Ooc

I only have Hacklords and TOR Shedletsky's (My infection au) refs so far and I need to redo Shedletsky's main ref. ^^'

[shedletskyschickenshack]

I DONT WANT YOU youre wild and gross. my condolences to your hopefully ex wife

-cuteletsky anon

Yikes.

[shedletskyschickenshack]

Awwww how cuteee

He is loyal to his wife🥺✨

I love my wife ^^

[shedletskyschickenshack]

cuteletsky

So what's with me being called cute? You into to me or something? If so, no thanks, I got a wife.

[shedletskyschickenshack]

TELAMON/SHEDLESTY! do they know you’re a liar? Do they know? And have you let them in on everything yet? Are they ready to gut you? To torture you? Half as well as I would! Once they find out your a liar and a fraud? You know I really can’t stand all the rest of the admins! Everyone of them has a problem with their personality! Lairs, freaks, crypts, cowards… everyone of them! But not you Shedlesty! No not you! For everyone else here it must be hell… but it must be heaven for you!

GET OUT OF MY F###### HEAD!! I AINT NO FRAUD AND I AINT NO LIAR!! AND I, THE GREATEST SWORD FIGHTER ON THE HEIGHTS, TELAMON, SHALL NOT BE TAINTED BY YOUR WOR-

[He slaps his hands over his mouth before he could finish the sentence. He's messed up, he's messed up bad.]

[shedletskyschickenshack]

Aye, mind if I buy that off ya?

*Slides a credit card through Shedletsky’s belly roll*

*it beeps*

*pulls a bag of chicken from Shedletsky’s neck fluff*

Thanks man, appreciate it.

Bruh-

[SHEDLETSKY is now confused and a little angry that you stole his chicken.]

[shedletskyschickenshack]

Grabs your bellay

Ah-?! Dude! What the f###?!

[His face turns bright red as he swats anon away.]

Leave a guy's belly alone!!

[shedletskyschickenshack]

it is I ✨ THE GREAT NOLI ✨ and I came to say that I stole your sword,

ta-ta, chicken boy

OI!! GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD ASSHOLE!!

[shedletskyschickenshack]

[Another Shedletsky flies in!!!]

"God I needed a break from them..."

[He spotted the other Shed]

"Oh. Sorry, do you mind if I use your world?-"

[He raises an eyebrow and crosses his arms.] What do you mean by "use"?

[shedletskyschickenshack]

Do I potentially have the allowance of the mod to voice act some of these asks.... With proper credit...

@mysteryhog here. The answer to your question is a maybe. But you do have full permission to voice the asks if you so please. :>

[shedletskyschickenshack]

if you are a chicken and you eat chicken, does that make you a cannibal?

you also were telamon, but you were domesticated by brighteyes

GET DOMESTICATED

First off. No. Second off, I was not Telamon, I swear. And lastly, I AIN'T DOMESTICATED!! The greatest sword fighter here on the Heights does not get domesticated.

[shedletskyschickenshack]

hm. do you know of a guy named telamon?

T-Telamon? I... don't think so...

[He sweats profusely.]

[shedletskyschickenshack]

boy why you so gnarp gnap 👽

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhchickenhhhhhhhhhh... no idea.

[shedletskyschickenshack]

you are really the lesser of the admins…

Rude. >:[

[shedletskyschickenshack]

(permission to interact with him as my swap shed?)

“So…you must be the friend of that little insect, correct?”

@forsakenswappedau

Little is a far cry from how big he actually is but yeah, I'm his pal.

[shedletskyschickenshack]

"So you're 'hog's Shedletsky? So cartoony and goofy like him. Quite fitting."

- @eldritchbuilderman

I mean, I'm a lil' more laid back and chill but yeah. Cartoony in my own way I suppose.

[eldritchbuilderman]

"I do wondee if you act upon the same "cartoon physics". Further experimentation is needed."

[shedletskyschickenshack]

Toon force? Heck yeah I got toon force! ALMOST every Admin in our universe has toon force. Guess it just depends on whose closest to Builds.

[eldritchbuilderman]

"Is that so?"

BM gets closer, too close for comfort,

"Show me."

[shedletskyschickenshack]

What do you want me to do? Drop an anvil on my head?

[eldritchbuilderman]

"Hmmm, yes. Amuse me."

[shedletskyschickenshack]

Just cuz' I've got toon force doesn't mean it won't hurt-

I ain't gonna hit myself with an anvil for your "research".

[eldritchbuilderman]

"Hmm, how about eating a stack of pancakes scooby doo-style? That surely won't hurts, especially since you Shedletskys tend to be auch gluttons."

[shedletskyschickenshack]

Well... yeah? I can do that. But jeez, ease up on the stereotypes-