Cherish this Ghost

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[shedpuns]

Commissions open!

Hi I'm a disabled Jewish lesbian and work has been really unstable lately. Help me buy groceries and get awesome writing in the process. If you can't commission at this time, I'd love a reblog to help this reach a wider audience!

I'll write just about anything: fiction, nonfiction, fanwork, OCs, sfw, nsfw. If I'm not familiar with a character or setting, I'm willing to research on a wiki or read a summary of an OC if you have one. I am willing to write any kink which does not appear on the list of things I will not write. Samples of my (fan)fiction writing are available here or on ao3 (works). Samples of nonfiction writing are available here on my game design blog. My process includes an initial consultation, first draft, and edits, to make sure you're happy with the end result. The final work will be yours to use however you wish (although I would ask you not to post it on AO3 with any mention of it being a paid commission) and I can present it in the form of a PDF, google doc, or .docx file or post it on AO3 or tumblr.

I'm also available to edit your original writing! Again, I'll edit both fiction and nonfiction, and the final product will be yours to do whatever you wish with.

My pricing is as follows:

Drabbles, SFW: $2, +$1 per 100 additional words up to 500 words. Fiction, SFW: $20 per chapter (roughly 1500 to 2500 words). Fiction, NSFW: $30 per chapter (roughly 1500 to 2500 words). Nonfiction: $10 per page (roughly 500 words). Editing: $10/hour.

Below please find a short list of things I will not write.

Incest (including adoptive family), pedophilia, or bestiality Teacher/Student romantic relationships Anything related to the Holocaust. Material which endorses racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, antisemitic, islamophobic, ableist, or fatphobic ideas.

I will edit, but not write nonfiction at a specialist level (at or above college 200 level) about topics I am not educated on. Topics I am educated on include computer science, game design, English, linguistics, history (excluding some areas), and education.

[serfuzzypushover]

sum warm up babies 

[ohandcounting]

New Famitsu Art

Honorable Mention:

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[whimsical-catacombs]

why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time

[rockafirevevo]

OFFICIAL COMMISSION POST!!!

i'm currently between jobs because i am moving states, so in the meantime i'm firing up commissions to fill in the gaps (and because i'd like to be drawing more!)

i will do: * OCs * fanart * furries (duh) and animals * humans * mechs (fair warning, they are not entirely my wheelhouse, so a little extra patience is requested!) * mild gore (feel free to ask if your idea is okay!) * nsfw and kink i won't do * nsfw involving kids or animals * purposefully offensive content, hate speech, you know the drill * anything that makes me personally uncomfortable (chances are this won't be an issue but if it is, no hard feelings ofc!)

for any questions about my rates or about what i will/won't do, feel free to DM me here. thank you!!

[rockafirevevo]

he literally does not give a DAMN what that old fool is yelling about

[rockafirevevo]

oh i like this one so this seems like as good a post as any to softlaunch the fact that im unemployed again and commissions are open!

[rockafirevevo]

if i know one thing about alphys undertale it's that she's hypercompetent at a lot of things but, thanks in part to both the flawed premise of a generalized "royal scientist" and her own inability to admit to being incapable of anything, she wound up in the absolute worst and most ill-suited possible role for her

if i know two things about alphys undertale it's that and also she would listen to penelope scott. uwu

[feldfrog]

I shoved a nerd in my locker. so nobody steals my precious nerd

[shedpuns]

@ me stop making AU alphyses who wrestle with having gained LV or draw 25 (does not stop)

[frejs-froggy-artblog]

Would you let this doctor do experiments on you

[kyoukorpse]

they could never make me hate u babygirl..

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

It occurred to me that Sans and Undyne have opposite inactive eyes (assuming that Sans can only glow one eye and isn't just doing it to look cool or smth) and now it's Papyrus' turn to be projected on

There was a point when I was a kid where my best friend at the time couldn't really hear out of their left ear, and I had a family member who couldn't really hear out of their right ear. No matter how hard I tried to memorize it I always ended up mixing up who could hear on which side and had to constantly switch up where I was. Then I decided that this happened to Papyrus also. More at 11

[pityhate]

Susie doin the funny little Gerson kicks

Additional Susie spin dodge

Additional Additional weeeeee (spin loop)

[ezrayneibutevil]

i love these all so much you do not know ack

[anistarrose]

(visibly shaking, clenching my fists as i speak) i enjoy characters who are lying to their friends about everything

[anistarrose]

important note: major bonus points are allotted if, without ever undermining the tragedy, the characters lying to their friends are also kind of hilariously bad at it

[pajamaapants]

Undertale fanart because it was about time I drew them again. If younger me could see the way I draw undertale characters now I think she would freak out

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.